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Posts by Sudo

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Tyrant No, honestly I usually dip to the bathroom immediately after I nut to take a quick piss then leave the room.

    I bet you sit down when you do
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I bet none of you Nigerians have ever busted in da punani then lick them and dick tf outta them again. Surprise fucking finisher. I bet that's too gay and narcissistic for anyone else.
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I like da face/mouf and if they're not down for that I pull out and angle up and create pressure and release and dont care if I hit their hair

    If a girl locks her legs into you and prevents you from pulling out, I don't understand how that isn't rape. If you stick your dick in a girl's ass and she says no and you do it anyway, you go to jail for rape, I don't understand how if you want to pull out and she sucks up your seed like a heathen that isn't a non consensual sexual action. I bet it could be there just isn't a precedent set yet. I'm gonna be the first
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bradley cigreting doesn't wanna deal with his childhood trauma of being molested by an older sister

    yes women can molest little boys

    i suspect he had to be fingered while his other sisters laughed and they beat off his little 11 year old peeter

    yes cigreting i know your sister

    mom walked in while he was crying but POKE & STROKE they kept going while he had to try new shoes on as they'd alternate

    mom was never more disappointed

    now he calls it a "Smelly Hole" & Thinks ill women are out to get him


    Cigreting a lot of my tranny lovers have felt better after watching this

    I jacked off to it too

    maybe you'll feel better

    if mama don't make me put on the dress again



    or go by a dress from good will u fucking faggot

    I was sexually assaulted by 3 older girls when I was a wee lad. One of them is a multi millionaire now who has had articles written about her and shit. Whenever someone mentions one of her franchises I immediately hate them forever.

    I think it may have affected how I equate sex and violence. I can empathize with rape victims a little more because of it I think.
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Brad made hts all flustered. I would like hanging out with them as well. HtS is so humble and scron is so quirky, they probably make such a sweet pair, it's a shame they don't spread their good vybz to more people
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    There's barely any rumbling in that unless you're fighting a boss. Sounds like he's into some gay ass foreplay, should just tell him he dropped a memory card and go to town when he bends over. What's he gonna do, blog about it?
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Do you think there is a "G spot" type button to release your Kenny loggins in addition to the one to release the seamens? Just a whole control panel somewhere in your sphincter you gotta send a gerbil in to find or be longdickin and dressed up like a chicken
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bread They sustain a diet of meat without killing and they can fly

    I was looking for "Liger"

    Carrion is forbidden by the Quran so I certainly cannot advocate consuming turkey buzzard but respect the integral position they occupy of the food chain. They really must have some crazy kidneys and gizzards to be able to eat all that strange meat.
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    OK what game was playing tho was it TUROK: DINOSAUR HUNTER?
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You may have herpes on your dick BUT I HAVE HERPES ON MY SOUL
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Living in a tent in LA skid row adjacent while suffering the effects of fresh diagnosis of Covid and herpes over Christmas is pretty badass and totsean. It's not really destructive because you're adding something to your life (herpes) that was brought on by a cathartic but I'll advised relationship. It's gonna be ok.
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I just dont know why i do this shit to myself. It didnt even have to be this way. I stopped doing heroin but i continue doing destructive, dumbass shit

    Duh, those are the habits that are Harder to break. Unlearning patterns can be hard but you're smart and introspective
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bread Speak for yourself cuck nigga, I ain't uncle rico talking about highschool football. I was athletically ncaa competition competent and I also participated in reserve officer training corps for a period. And I enjoy skateboarding.

    Null dick scrub.

    +30 for napoleon dynamite reference

    Now what's your favorite animal?
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Yeah i have covid and herpes simultaneously now. Spent Christmas in a fucking leaky tent in the rain so i dont kill my elderly mother.

    This is just like an added hurdle i didnt need rn. I already have trouble approaching women n this is just some more bullshit.

    Dude that's ruggedly gangster. That literally sounds fun to me. The covid probly sucks and brings your mood and energy down but it will 200% get better relatively soon. It's just the crushing weight of what God throws at you sometimes. It will pass and you will grow from it. Let it come and go.
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Someone messaged me 15 minutes ago "I'm going to kill myself" and I'll let you guess whether I opened the message or not
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Idk if it's the panic attack or the covid but I kinda wanna puke

    Did you get Covid? Herpes honestly isn't a big deal at all. You have something to remind you of the occasion besides this thread now. I'm depressed too and so is everyone else. Just seems like a really lonely and isolated holiday season, even worse than last year. Not gonna lie to you and say life sucks but I'd be lying to you if I said herpes meant anything to anyone who matters.

    Just be glad you got what you got out of what happened and take it and move on. Even when you've got cold pheromones you bagged a hawt interracial threesome and felt better about life forabit. The fact that you got herpes does not negate anything that happened. It's a side effect of that bitches poor decision making in thr past and does not in any way reflect poorly on you besides the decision not to wear a condom, which was a little careless. I almost fucked a girl without a condom a few weeks ago but thankfully she was as disgusted by me as I was of her and she quickly insisted I put one on. You'll b aite
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Black chick gave me herpes 👍

    What in the actual fuck

    Does that surprise you? She sounds like she avoids responsibility for her actions and this causes the symptoms of her poor choices to affect other people...like herpes. Just take valtrexone and move on, is sex integral to your relationship? Sounds like she is more a cathartic but chaotic force in your life who may have served her purpose. Either way you'll be alright man, I've got some minor scarring from warts as a yungin. They literally have dating apps for ppl with herpes and everyone seems to have it. No biggie, what else is good?
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What a funny thread. Could be an onion article AND SHOULD BE
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Obbe It is too cold. Polar vortex or some other world-is-ending-shit, I dunno.

    At least I have weed.

    A Chinook tosses my heart around like a rag doll when I think of you in distress. May your holidays be as warm and bright as your heart and mind.
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Did you have an idyllic prairie Christmas Obbe?
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