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  1. #61
    Bradley Florida Man
    I have not had sex with a man in about 10 months but prefer making ppl STRAIN during sex
  2. #62
    Bradley Florida Man
    I am not an incel. I am a homosexual. I fuck more pussy than most of you cuz women don't cringe when I talk to them.
  3. #63
    Originally posted by Bradley I have not had sex with a man in about 10 months but prefer making ppl STRAIN during sex

    Have you ever fucked a guy so hard he shit on your dick?
  4. #64
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Solstice Have you ever fucked a guy so hard he shit on your dick?

    Ya bro here's the worst of it: I had a white harry Potter shirt like lego land kinda thing I remember there was a bitch ass lego (Hi Grylls) hand holding a wand or some shit. Point being it was White. So you know me, I am about 6 steel reserves in when this white 32 year old man who we will call "Jacob" (white) texts me and says, hey brad what you doing tonight, wanna get drinks

    I being cerebral , message him, forgot to mention this is about 2014-2015. He gives me vodka lemonades, and normally i just drink beer, so at some point I begin fornicating him.

    I coulnd't find my shirt two days later cuz he hid it,b ut yeah like a giant ugly /\ shape at the bottom was his chocolate thumbprint. I Guess I fucked him for so long (before sweating and removing my shirt) that he began to leak blood mixed with shit.


    Smelled terrible but I persevered then passed out on his roommates couch (my friend alex's mom's couch i should say) and left.

    so yeah that's a real thing
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  5. #65
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Do you think there is a "G spot" type button to release your Kenny loggins in addition to the one to release the seamens? Just a whole control panel somewhere in your sphincter you gotta send a gerbil in to find or be longdickin and dressed up like a chicken
  6. #66
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Sudo Do you think there is a "G spot" type button to release your Kenny loggins in addition to the one to release the seamens? Just a whole control panel somewhere in your sphincter you gotta send a gerbil in to find or be longdickin and dressed up like a chicken

    yes. Do u have steam? I have felt neither.
  7. #67
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Www.cumblastcity.com
  8. #68
    Bradley Florida Man
    CIGRETING

    Originally posted by Sudo I kno bro, you're so cool 😎

    So when did you involuntarily start partaking in this sweet lyfestyle by not partaking in normal human biological functions? Did you stop buying toilet paper too because that's a waste of money? What is your justification for your undesirability besides financial incentives? How much do you masturbatw and what do you watch/think about? What do you tell people when they ask you about your sexual solitude?

    CIGRETING

    Originally posted by Bradley Why don't you have any female friends in your life that would say, give you a blowjob or let you fuck her as like A regular thing because she likes you?

    Why do you think you wouldn't find a woman you'd be content with. What do you think this is resultant from? Don't you ever feel lonely like at night when you can't sleep and are a little cold? Have you ever?

    CIGRETING
  9. #69
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Sudo Cigreting fears this thread almost as much as he fears vaginas

    i dont think he cares tbh

    anyway, unsubscribing from this thread, not interested in hearing two queers gossip about their anal escapades
  10. #70
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kev i dont think he cares tbh

    anyway, unsubscribing from this thread, not interested in hearing two queers gossip about their anal escapades

    some of the funniest shit i ever read itt
  11. #71
    Bradley Florida Man
    cigreting doesn't wanna deal with his childhood trauma of being molested by an older sister

    yes women can molest little boys

    i suspect he had to be fingered while his other sisters laughed and they beat off his little 11 year old peeter

    yes cigreting i know your sister

    mom walked in while he was crying but POKE & STROKE they kept going while he had to try new shoes on as they'd alternate

    mom was never more disappointed

    now he calls it a "Smelly Hole" & Thinks ill women are out to get him


    Cigreting a lot of my tranny lovers have felt better after watching this

    I jacked off to it too

    maybe you'll feel better

    if mama don't make me put on the dress again



    or go by a dress from good will u fucking faggot
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  12. #72
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bradley cigreting doesn't wanna deal with his childhood trauma of being molested by an older sister

    yes women can molest little boys

    i suspect he had to be fingered while his other sisters laughed and they beat off his little 11 year old peeter

    yes cigreting i know your sister

    mom walked in while he was crying but POKE & STROKE they kept going while he had to try new shoes on as they'd alternate

    mom was never more disappointed

    now he calls it a "Smelly Hole" & Thinks ill women are out to get him


    Cigreting a lot of my tranny lovers have felt better after watching this

    I jacked off to it too

    maybe you'll feel better

    if mama don't make me put on the dress again



    or go by a dress from good will u fucking faggot

    I was sexually assaulted by 3 older girls when I was a wee lad. One of them is a multi millionaire now who has had articles written about her and shit. Whenever someone mentions one of her franchises I immediately hate them forever.

    I think it may have affected how I equate sex and violence. I can empathize with rape victims a little more because of it I think.
  13. #73
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo Woah, too much aggressive masculinity, I have to retreat into a cocoon I made out of pictures of Jordan Peterson

    When you come out of that cocoon will you be a pretty lobster? The motif of the cocoon is about transformation, the archetype of the ever improving is transcendental, that's God man, it's something to strive for. But an ideal is a judge. And i know you haven't cleaned your room because you're useless but you should clean your room. I know it's hard cause we're monkeys full of snakes and Lord knows we got enough to deal with but if you can clean your room today at least you will be useless but you won't be as useless as to be useless and have an unclean room, man. That's how not to end up in the Gulag. I read Nietzsche.
  14. #74
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Sudo I was sexually assaulted by 3 older girls when I was a wee lad. One of them is a multi millionaire now who has had articles written about her and shit. Whenever someone mentions one of her franchises I immediately hate them forever.

    I think it may have affected how I equate sex and violence. I can empathize with rape victims a little more because of it I think.

    which is what I dont get. why do all these metoo females and newage feminists not realize their kind or gender does the exact same shit like sexual harassment but a little different to the gender they hate what they do?
  15. #75
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    like they complain being hit on at work right? or at clubs claim all dudes are sleezeballs and shit but continue to go there.
  16. #76
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    or how these teen girls in california would yell at me from their cars trying to get my attention when I was in my 20s acting just like obnoxious hey dude type of guys.
  17. #77
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Wariat or how these teen girls in california would yell at me from their cars trying to get my attention when I was in my 20s acting just like obnoxious hey dude type of guys.

    So teenage girls victimized you in California by catcalling you from vehicles when they were driving and you were older and walking? Where is the justice?
  18. #78
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    well they would catcall me while their friend drove. but bottom line is if they wanted to fuk or hang out with me or whatever they could have just made a regular conversaiton and not made me feel uncmofortable. Im sure they wouldnt want dudes doing that to them either or would call it sexual harassment.
  19. #79
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Wariat well they would catcall me while their friend drove. but bottom line is if they wanted to fuk or hang out with me or whatever they could have just made a regular conversaiton and not made me feel uncmofortable. Im sure they wouldnt want dudes doing that to them either or would call it sexual harassment.

    thaTS the most autistic thing I have ever read in my life
  20. #80
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    digital aut
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