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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Literally Glasgow

    Might as well be welsh
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley The only way you have Scottish blood in you is if your great great grandma was fucking raped in the Cotton fields.

    My mum on the otherhand is from Glasgow which makes me 50%.

    Ya wee cunt.
    Ye nae true scotsman
    What's your clan bitch? Probably some lowland faggot shit


    2 of my grandparents were born outside Inverness, another was born in England but was scottish/german and the other was born in Canada but of scottish/English/German ancestry. My grandmother was going to be deported back there but got amnesty because she's a good white lady (RIP). I honestly think I look alot more scottish than you and hail from a pretty scottish ass place. I bet you don't even haggis
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Drink some whiskey, look at a hill or the ocean and fight someone who doesn't share blood with you
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This is the right thing to do
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    SWIM wishes those Houthi missles would have hit Abu Dhabi yesterday. What they and KSA are doing to Yemen is a war crime by any stretch of the imagination
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Don't get discouraged man, you've got alot to offer and more than a stupid ass gas station. Be patient and it'll happen
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Save it for your gender fluid club Karen…I'm not buying your gay outrage!

    My gender fluidity club happens to be thr most civil club in existence which is why YOU aren't a member 😎
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump If anyone was watching, it probably looked like you went back just to admire your poo.

    There was actually someone walking towards me up ahead at the time. They definitely saw me got out then saw the napkins and fecal extraction when they walked up and probably thought just that. "If I took a shit like that I would come back to admire it too"
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee So 7 or 3?

    Split the difference and go with 5
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Adult diapers are a thing, you know. Strap one on and you'll be good to go.

    It DEPENDS how often you shitcho pantaloons whether or not that is necessary
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 1 year in, failed just about everything he said he was gonna do already and basically just told Russia it's ok if you make a "small incursion" into Ukraine…lololol.

    The world is laughing

    If you knew anything about history you would know most presidents are shitty. To say that Biden is the worst is just cringey and autistic. You are clearly just a snowflake who doesn't like him because he beat the orange daddy you like more. I think you and Hillary feel the same way about Ukraine, a subject which also appears to have triggered you 🤣
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He's the worst President in US history. No need to overthink it.

    You seem very triggered and upset and unable to process facts and reason. I think I just saw one of you out my window



    (It was a snowflake)
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just another example of the hypocrisy and lies spewed by the dems. Biden is about the weakest President in the history of baked bean sandwiches.

    Do you really feel that triggered when a politician virtue signals with no real consequences? I don't think you know very much American history if you think he's historically weak. Learn more.
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Small hands, two scoops, mean tweets… quiet, hypocrite.

    I pointed out how useless, pointless and "whatabout" this thread is and you just went on about whatabout shit that doesn't matter at all. You don't get it but again you don't get alot
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Well as most of you know I'm a filthy junkie and although I've been on da box for a few months, I did pills the last 2 days, then this morning elected to go as long as I could without taking anything. My plan was to go pick up an overnight bag for someone who had been admitted to the hospital and as I drove towards the house where the bag was kept I felt a rumbling in my belly that I figured could wait until I arrived. Well as I got to their subdivision I remembered it was full of NEWLY INSTALLED SPEED BUMPS which are clearly designed to facilitate pants shitting. As I hit the bottom of the third bump I knew I was done for and like a thumb over a high pressure garden hose I squirted HARD on the one day of my life I wear boxers instead of boxer briefs. I turned down a side street, hopped out and fired a steamy pile of sloppy refuse into the snow, in full view of several houses and cars driving by, then wiped with some strategically placed napkins and proceeded to the house when I realized I was missing my phone so I headed back, examined the huge pile of elephant looking shit, realized it was on the floor of the car then went to the house

    When I got there I saw there were more people than I wanted to be there so I ran inside, mumbled an excuse about needed a shower and wiped my pants and boxers as well as I could with water (essentially soaking them) before taking a shower, grabbing the bag and heading out. I stopped at a store and bought a new outfit with boxers and socks and then when I was 5 minutes from the hospital the patient called me and said they were being discharged. Basically a "curb your enthusiasm" type pants shit. First of my adult life I believe. Ask me anything poppy pants or otherwise related
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting Dont worry youll never hear this on corrupt msnbc or cnn.
    Lets go brandon

    Haha I bet you typed "let's go brandon" unironically because you are stupid and extremely emotionally immature

    On topic; who cares? Biden is less embarrassing even while being pretty embarrassing. "Omg he said a bad word what a hippocrat" is fucking stupid, gay and whataboutish. This thread is beneath this website now excuse me I have to make a thread about shitting my pants
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Nigga that's the premise for lazy storytelling like "bored to death" this poorly written series of books about a PI family in San Fran written by a jooess, Walter mosley etc. So many books. You think it's gonna be all capers but you end up tailing tailing guy with a broken foot because an insurance company doesn't want to make a payout. That's literally all you're gonna do according to a friend's dad who used to do it in MTL
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Name 5 things that you miss
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hopkins%E2%80%93Nanjing_Center

    Horrifying but what does that have to do with influencing all policy outcomes for every country?
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Methadone and push chairs

    How about your temperature while watching male porn stars?
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