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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka And it's Aldra's fault. He gave me the Github and told me Sophie had been messaging him to gossip about me.

    WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS DETECTIVE KAFKA?

    I should read the rest of this thread but I'm not attentive enough today. I'm guessing it's an internet based sleuth who's going on next to nothing

    I'll have you know I know a really good psychic though. Probably costs a little bit less than your detective does (in fact whatever the detective
    costs shes $5 less) and has a 100% guarantee of enabling your fantasies
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Meikai cooler if your last name were "dore" like that one guy "jimmy dore"

    your dad would be steve dore. haha

    Named after Jimmy Dorison of The Doors
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The best, funniest and most unbelievable thing about Kafka is that she is a real person
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Long dong whoreman
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra we've depleted most of the oil, metal and coal reserves close to the surface so if we can't maintain the machines to dig deep, they'll be locked away for a long time

    I don't think this is the first time it's happened

    Maybe we should leave all that shit alone and whatever crumbles and dies is deemed unsustainable, fake and gay
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Most longshoremen are unionized and make decent money and don't work too often, plus it's a Hella manly job with lots of corruption involved. Have you never seen "on the waterfront?" What's your dad do? Short order cook? Pfff
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I wanna fuckin Congo

    I remember the first Tintin book was set in the Congo and was super racist. They were such amazing books I Loved as a kid it's a sin they're so "problematic" now. Stephen Speilberg made one movie that did decent and they realized every other book had mad stereotypes in it.
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Wariat is a danger to his community but fits right in in Poland. The US gotta stop sending them money
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Now teenage girls will have to find new ways to seek attention
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra

    someone's posting your photo on /pol/

    Am I tripping or does that currency have Dear Leader on it?
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This is my chance for a few good years. I've had alot of shitty years in my life and I'd like to balance out with some good ones
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I accidentally found a bunch of 1gl00 b0i gr00ps on zuckbook and follow all them now so I'm definitely on a watch list. They're mostly just fantasy circle jerkery and gaytriotism, I low key wish they were more organized and less autistic but if they were they'd b less relatable and by relatable I mean a threat to freedom and democracy ooooooo Boi I h8 them and am just gathering more evidence b4 I report them!!!
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My baby mom is a theif who is thankfully finally leaving tomorrow. Unfortunately we are still tied together as parents so it's not like I'll never see her again. Literally the worst relationship of my life and worst I'll ever have. I'm pretty excited about the future but have a hole in me from decreased parenting time which will have to be filled with crack and hookers. I'm gonna fuck her former best friend in the bed we slept in so that might make me feel a little better
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Nonce!
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    U can get these 100 packs of K cup pods that are biodegradable but every single one is individually wrapped so it makes just as much, if not more waste. So stupid
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I want to mash dicks like a bowl of tossed weiners with Captain Valium

    I'm at a crossroads like BO BO BO BONE BONE BONE BO BONE BO WHA WHA WHA WHATCHA GONNA DO@????

    I was super broke this week then ran a bag up right quick. Shits crazy what I'm capable of.

    All Praise to the Most High. The first instagram I ever made had 1 picture and "all praise due to Allah The Benevolent" as the only thing in my bio, clearly having created the account in a manic state. I knew so little about the nuance of social media I was wondering why I was getting follow requests from weird people.

    I am worried about my chillins but I gotta do all I can do and things will be alrigggt

    If Love was buttcheeks I'd spread tf out of it
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung Ever been back to that children's play place to hit on all the hot single moms?

    I have not but I definitely will soon, thanks for reminding me. Being a stressed out hardworking active Dad sheds the best light on me. They dunno I need a cocktail of pills everyday to maintain
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung Whistling while I work

    There are 3 types of salt. Sea salt, Himalayan pink salt and sexual assault. There's nothing I would Love more than t
    to sprinkle you with the first two before committing the latter upon you 🌹 ❤️ 💙
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Bradley i got a dui at 19 and got my license suspended for 2 years instead of the conviction

    I didnt get my license back till i was like 29

    Spent like 10+ years shooting dope everyday living at mcdonalds n shit basically

    And i got my assoc degree have multi cars, a house, money, and am about to start college again

    Stop letting ur past shit decisions define u and start making better decisions


    Or just be a shithead on ssi forever its whatever at this point lol

    Why are u always posting about going to college but never post about work? Do u live off student loans?


    Bradley, I always think your older because of your WORLDLINESS but your just spreading your wings. I've basically never been anywhere.

    If the immediate circumstances of your life are fake and gay, be proud you have a good skillset and foundation for making it anywhere. You're good at talking to antisocial people, you could make a good grifter or work in a pawn shop. I always told you you can come hang with me. I have two gay friends and one of them would definitely get slippery with you.

    You should work on your coping skills tho (as we all should) because your doing yourself a disservice to let your crappier moments define you. Stay strong and proud
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    On the list of "people who are bad at sex" it's her and rush Limbaugh desperately playing find a hole
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