Posts by Sudo

1. 2022-02-12 at 7:24 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   It's also kind of unnerving that the Google car that mapped the roads is basically some giant smart car with occulus headsets all around it. WHAT HAS IT SEEN?
2. 2022-02-12 at 7:21 PM UTC in Ontario bans all my favorite formally "legal" tobacco
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Just smoke those delicious discount natives
3. 2022-02-12 at 7:16 PM UTC in I humidify my condo in winter by hanging a wet towel on a chair next to a fire in my fireplace...
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Solstice what does humidity do

   
   It's a portmanteau of "human" and "titties" so basically give milk to newborns and arouse us
4. 2022-02-12 at 7:11 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by mmQ What about you? What would be your 3.5 hour go to ?

   
   I angrily mutter to myself and let my mind hallucinate people I want to talk to. Sometimes butterflies appear and I try to catch them
5. 2022-02-12 at 7:07 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by mmQ It would be interesting to look at the exact algorithm for how it's calculated nearly instantly like that, and so specifically.

   
   I know it uses other phones to tell traffic congestion, you could load acar with phones to show a gridlock and make other people use alternate routes
6. 2022-02-12 at 5:30 PM UTC in do you remember that gay ass gold star you were awarded on Zoklet for sending Zok a donation? XD
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   That baby has almost as big a 9head as I do.
7. 2022-02-12 at 5:30 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I just did a quote for someone that included 4k worth of work that I'm gonna have to watch several YouTube videos on to begin to have any idea what to do.
8. 2022-02-12 at 5:22 PM UTC in I humidify my condo in winter by hanging a wet towel on a chair next to a fire in my fireplace...
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I have a dehumifier in my basement because there's a crack I need to tear up the drywall to get at. I've had shroom rooms with humidifiers in them that worked well
9. 2022-02-12 at 5:18 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by frala I had to travel a lot with my previous job and it would be pretty close to the ETA. I could tell people almost to the minute what time I would arrive but never on the dot for sure. I don’t use Google maps unless Apple can’t provide me with the address I am searching. Apple does a really good job of accounting for traffic.
   
   Please keep in mind that I don’t slip around on the ice for 4 hours trying to detract hoes.

   
   For a 3.5 hour car ride by yourself what would be your auditory regimen? 1.15 Joe Rogan podcasts? Listening to the Bee Gees greatest hits 4 times? NPR til you drop? A mixture of all?
10. 2022-02-12 at 5:15 PM UTC in do you remember that gay ass gold star you were awarded on Zoklet for sending Zok a donation? XD
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I remember Zanick had one.
    
    Zok made so much money advertising security detachers he's still living comfortably off the proceeds
11. 2022-02-12 at 5:04 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Yeah frala post your start time, no way you left your house at 10:10 am and drove for 3.5 hours making it in exactly Googled estimated time, to the minute. Do you work for Google? Fake news! SAD!
12. 2022-02-12 at 4:57 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by frala My nigger?
    
    
    

    
    Pretty sure that's the ETA, not the time it took from when you put the coordinates in
13. 2022-02-12 at 3:07 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I was working under the impression it was actually cum until I was telling someone on Wednesday about it and he said a gay guy came to his work and made everyone brunch with what sounded like the same cum sauce so that leads me to believe it may not have been an Isolated incident of waffle cum
14. 2022-02-12 at 3:04 PM UTC in Leslie Van Houten denied parole after 52 years in jail
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Fun fact: skinny puppy and sleater-kinny are actually the same band, just with two different pronunciations
15. 2022-02-12 at 3:02 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The last "date" I went on was with a girl who was up for 2 days on blow, took her to a brunch spot (after getting kicked out of one due to lack of vaccine passports) where she got something that looked/tasted like it was covered in cum, I paid for it then dropped her off in a snowstorm while purposely sliding all over the road to make her uneasy. She went to sleep for like 20 hours and I didn't message her so she woke up angry because she thought I should have thought she was distressed and dying but still tried to pay me back for the next few times I saw her.
    
    I hope the girl you are meeting is much better than her
16. 2022-02-12 at 2:41 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive It's called a clock.

    
    You're pretty boring and have no charisma
17. 2022-02-12 at 1:43 PM UTC in Official Ukraine War NIS Recruitment drive
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Lanny filta'd "em arr enn eh" to "scary science thing" typing on the forum is like socialist madlibs
18. 2022-02-12 at 1:38 PM UTC in Official Ukraine War NIS Recruitment drive
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump I missed Vietnam due to bone spurs. It was a great regret of mine that I unable to go to fight and lose limbs for liberty, and I won't allow you to make the same mistake!
    
    You are welcome.

    
    It was also very noble and progressive of you to volunteer members of the LGBTQ++-/mRNA community to fight and die on the front lines for their country and you. Their families will be pleased to receive them in a pine box with a Trump 2024 sticker on the side of it, adorned with racing stripes, flames and a little rainbow lapel button
19. 2022-02-12 at 1:20 PM UTC in Official Ukraine War NIS Recruitment drive
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Don't worry, you don't even hear the bullet until after it's already hit you.

    
    I'm ok with that. Having these debilitating bone spurs has made living unbearable as it is, I welcome a quick and painless death for an objectively noble cause
20. 2022-02-12 at 1:04 PM UTC in Official Ukraine War NIS Recruitment drive
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    How do I let my chain of command know that I'm afraid of loud noises?