Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm angry because I bought $160 bottle of perfumme for my baby mom and hid it in a vehicle (90% sure) then today I end up tearing the vehicle apart so either
A) baby mom found and stole it because she thought it was for someone else (I asked her and she denied convincingly)
B) my neighbor stole it to give to his pregnant baby mom. Will beat with a baseball bat. My cameras aren't trained on the vehicle and didn't show anything so idk.
C) I hid it somewhere else or in a different part of the truck. Not really likely, I was almost positive I saw it the day before but I've definitely done that before.
So anyways, my baby mom isn't mad because I got her some chocolate and a card and kept showing me how flexible she says she's getting so I guess I'll stick my dirty dick in her later. Didn't wish anyone else happy valentines day because it feels forced and I don't like fucking with people so pointlessly.
Tl Dr I'm gay and gonna eat some lamb with spaghetti noodles and baby potatoes
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm more haunted by memories of my past. Every so often I'll hit a repressed memory and be like "dam, now I remember why I've been trying to turn my brain into mush for 2 decades"
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm voting for the ghost of Jack Layton
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Gettin duh prest and angry and wanna do gangster shit. Just once.
2022-02-14 at 4:24 PM UTC
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Who Should Be Next?
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
It's also really funny that you didn't include yourself because you knew everyone would pick you
2022-02-14 at 4:23 PM UTC
in
Who Should Be Next?
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
You will probably be the next user to die, realistically. You are old, lazy and in poor health and don't take care of yourself. It'd be shocking if you make it through this year but I guess stranger things have happened
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Speedy has raped every animal that gave him the opportunity. Frogs are his favorite
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Speedy Parker is a huge liar, going all the way back to zoklet when P6867 exposed him for his ridiculously cringey bold faced lies. Folks, some geriatrics never grow up
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Last night while at da supabow my friends step son was bugging people and seems to like me because I always laugh at his bad jokes. His dad is a failed local rapper or something I guess, maybe he doesn't laugh at his jokes as heartily idk.
Anyways, he's 13 and absolutely massive, both tall, fat and with big ol tiddies and apparently kids were fucking with him when he got off the bus so my friend would have to wait at the bus stop and stand there looking older, black and in better shape I guess.
So he comes up to me with his phone out and shows me this Instagram account he has like like 500 followers that's just him taking pictures of local busses. It was the sweetest thing ever so I was like "wow that's awesome, dude what do uou like so much about taking pictures of buses?" And then he stuttered for like 5 minutes until I started talking again to give him a way out because I clearly put him on the spot and he got nervous
Later on my way to take a piss he called me into his room where a few other kids were and was like "I got something cool to show you" and he was on his computer playing "the sims" and had created a girl who looked like an extra from the movie "clueless" and was going on about how much he liked her and asking me if I did and I was like "yeah totally buddy, what are u gonna name her?" And he was like "Tracy!" and Tracy's are always negligent mothers that smoke cigarettes in the kitchen while their kids are eating so I was like "hmmmm what's another name?" But he was dead set on Tracy. Then he scrolled to another character and it was a skinny version of himself and I almost gave him a huge hug I cringed so hard. Next time I go over there I'm gonna bring a plus sized karate suit (gee or whatever) and turn him into a ninja. He's got serious Bobby Hill energy
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm thinking of ordering some kraytom, which I have only tried like twice before and found it to be weak. Still gonna do it but need a good sauce that ships to my strong and free country
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
If you're too scared to ask someone to piss in their mouth you don't deserve to be doing it. Real men don't ask permission they manifest destiny and take what's rightfully theirs.
If you don't pee in their mouth the first instance they open it you should just pee sitting down from now on because you're such a little bitch
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Please provide some resources for learning about how to build this stuff for my swimming coaches pet tigers, aunts sisters husband's postman
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Poocat is literally on welfare
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Dude did you see that cool wolf with sunglasses who just posted? Fuck I hate being such a docile little sheep HOW DOES HE GET AWAY WITH BREAKING THE RULES?
WHO DOES HE THINK HE ARE AND WHERE DID HE GET THAT CHINESE CAR?
