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Posts by Sudo

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Oh Kafka is pretending to leave in an appeal for someone to "chase" her to prove they care. What a new one.
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I've probably been hit by women more than anyone ITT. There is obviously something about my face or demeanor that makes them want to hit me. It's my fault. I fell down the stairs. I'm so clumsy, I'm sorry. I'll go make dinner now
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    I just read paradise lost and this is basically the middle plot
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Like did your self awareness dissipate along with your left nostril? Are you hikki's real father?
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That song is actually called "When Johnny Comes Marching Home".



    Only little kids and faggots think it is called "The Ants go Marching".


    Did you just "actually" and "only" the fucking ants go marching? You are a next level atomic dying faggot. The song is SUPER ACTUALLY called "Johnny I hardly knew ya" by the dropkick Murphys.

    Do you have at least a passing awareness of how much of a dirty and dumb old rat faced faggot you are? Why do you breathe?
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Do prison usually give you a bath tub or a shower or a tub/shower

    Jizzcuzzi
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You will own nothing and be happy


    My friend sent me that "you will own nothing and be happy" future prediction article and we were both outraged and plan to use it as justification for forming a militia
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by frala I mean he hadn’t posted in a while up until a couple days ago and I think it’s normal to worry bc of how posters disappear around here.

    Speaking of…has anyone heard from Beige? I haven’t seen a new profile pop up.

    Yeah it was the end of Jan the last time

    I'm just gonna stop caring about people I can't help it tho I'm such a Pisces empath with BPD 😭😭😭
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Well instead of searching for obits I should have searched for his posts as he apparently posted 2 days ago.

    Fuck is OP ever a Florence nightingale ass faggot, I told him not to be so dramatic and make this thread but he didn't listen
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Cheese has gone up in price exponentially. I got a block of parmasan riggiano or whatever yesterday it was $9 for a chocolate bar sized chunk
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Nothing is coming up in obits so that's good.
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    1. Lost/smashed phone
    2. Jail
    3. Mental institution
    4. Had a breakdown and has been typing into a discman for the last month
    5. Dieded 😔
    6. Got his life together and didn't bother updating us

    Right after I press submit I'm gonna look for his name in obits/arrest records but I don't remember what city he's in now. I think Edmonton but not 100%.

    I honestly think he's in jail because he was still on probation and I don't think he informed his PO of his change of address
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Just ate two big bars of white chocolate and now have a fucking headache, what gives?

    I get that somwtimes too. Spiking your insulin and shit prob
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Real men's 1time holding it down
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Spectral watched a prison documentary then thought he was qualified to offer advice.

    This is a dumb thread but I'm triggered so I had to post 19 times in it
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sudo They haven't taken control of "most of the major Eastern cities" at all. They haven't even finished taking mariupol which should have been a gimme. The Eastern cities aren't important in a strategic context either. Kharkiv is still under Ukranian control, same with dnipro. Kherson has been the biggest victory so far and that's in the south basically bordering Crimea. They're spreading forces thin and going after Odessa just to cut off the Ukrainian coast but that's when the rhetoric is going to ratchet up because the US owns the Odessa port.

    Can't really keep comparing this conflict to Iraq for a ton of reasons I'm sure you are aware of. The 3 pronged advance has been a logistical nightmare. They barely took Sumy and have elected to go around some small, non strategic towns because they don't want to keep losing time, men and supplies. Even if the casuality tallies are inflated (which they are) just look at the dam maps and you'll see how badly this is going.

    Russia attacked out of weakness. That much is obvious to absolutely everyone. The problem is its now exposed itself and made itself weaker. How long will it take the weak Russian economy to get back on track after this? They had 4 half decent economic years before plunging themselves back into isolation in the name of autistically trying to assert the geopolitical order of the soviet union. They could have worked in Ukraine to influence public support for Russia but instead they turned the world against themselves. Fucking stupid. Plus all the military blunders

    Correction: Russia has captured 0 (zero) major eastern cities and hasn't even taken Sumy yet. They're trying to get the highway between luhansk and kharkiv but Ukraine launched a counter offensive a day or two ago which pushed them back

    "Hey let's spread our troops as thin as rice paper and offer them no air support" I thought these niggas were supposed to be Chessmasters
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They even know if you're lying, because they get the court docket every day. If your name's on it, and you're empty, you're getting beat up.

    What? I don't think you have any idea what you are talking about. I'm sorry someone told you this but they were probably lying and got beaten up for something else
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ First thing they'll ask you is if you knew you were coming in. When you say yes, they will beat you up.

    Did that happen to you or something? I've never seen that happen, people might look down on you but never have I ever seen anyone beaten up for not bringing dope in when they knew they were coming
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you know you're going in and come in empty, you'll probably get beat up.

    You always post this in every jail related thread and I have to imagine there's a reason for it.

    But Not true, just have a reason for not bringing anything like u heard they have scanners now, you've never put anything up your ass before, didnt have money to obtain supplies or you didn't think you'd be sentenced that day.

    I've never seen or heard of anyone getting beaten up for not bringing anything in but seen many people beaten for "package thieving" which is stealing drugs that aren't yours.
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol when your sentenced to 12 months in county and become one of the 6 maintenence workers in the entire st louis jail, they house u with the chomos.

    I didn't really mind though because I was gone at work all day, and they opted a 4x mark up for anything from my store. Worked out nicely.

    Oh man the old JAIL STORES I'd have them then feel like a weirdo for chasing people down for pop and chips and shit. Whenever we got locked down I'd eat all my food and have to restart again. Fuckin ol j00ish 1 for 2 prison hustles and giving people lists before payday. So gay. Last few times I didn't bother because I was only there for a few months and it wasn't worth the headache
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