2022-03-12 at 3:33 AM UTC
in
My kitty died :(
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I went in my friends shed the other day to help him move a fridge and they had their cat that had been dead a month in a box covered in a veil so we decided to leave it and not disturb the cats sanctuary. It felt like the packed shed was a pyramid full of things the cat needed for the afterlife and we were in Egypt. We Indiana jonesed put asses out of there and left the fridge in his kitchen so as not to disturb king pussykahman
2022-03-12 at 3:30 AM UTC
in
My kitty died :(
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Man that's an amazing inspiring cat, he's like Jack Baur off it's always sunny.
Be proud of how that cat lived and how you lived with it. He died so that you may live and your compassionate gesture is just who you are. The feline krevorkian: allowing cats to bring out the best in you and in turn benevolently reducing the suffering they experience in the nasty, brutish and short world of LA ALleycatz.
Reducing the suffering someone experiences in death is reducing the negative cosmic energy that death causes. These are just facts bro. Be proud of the relationship you Two had. Lacking a presence sucks and can be hard to understand but he left a mark and that is far and away more important than the linear quantitative time the cat spend on the earth. Could have been a fat sack of shit sunbeam bitch bit instead it was Gracie, named after the original family of Brazilian jujitsu and embodying that fighters spirit. There are always battles you cannot win or do not have the tools for so thank God for the benevolence he was afforded
2022-03-12 at 2:22 AM UTC
in
Fona 3-11-2022
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
What have you been diagnosed with and why don't you get new diagnosis regularly?
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
He's basically the second scenario he just needs alot of liquor to leave the house and get weird
2022-03-12 at 2:20 AM UTC
in
Harming women
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Your avatar is gayer than speedys and he's literally a Neanderthal
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Can u jump up and down right quick?
2022-03-11 at 9:37 PM UTC
in
Cream pie thread
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
How did she fuck up spelling "early?"
2022-03-11 at 8:44 PM UTC
in
pesky makes a new video
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Where's her makeup? Figured she'd have blue and yellow eyeliner
2022-03-11 at 8:43 PM UTC
in
pesky makes a new video
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm not gonna watch it but did she lick your bum?
2022-03-11 at 8:41 PM UTC
in
My Memoirs
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I like peri peri chicken. I wonder if it's made from periwinkles
2022-03-11 at 8:38 PM UTC
in
Harming women
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I had a woman call me a "G-bomb" (Canadian prison slang) and it triggered me so badly I saw red and if I hadn't have been driving I would probably have punched her head in, but instead I breathed and counted and did those stupid things they probably teach you in anger management class and I got through it.
Another time a girl was hitting me so I pulled her hair down and was considering putting her in a headlock thing just to make her calm down but instead she kicked me in the nuts and ran out the apartment without any shoes
What do you call those doors inside houses that are glass and usually open to the living room? I was fighting with a girl once and she was swinging at me so I grabbed her hair and threaded it over the door jamb and quickly closed them and held onto the handle so I was on one side and she was stuck with her hair in the door on the other. Would have been hilarious to watch. Eventually I let her go and she was still very angry and nothing was gained. If it was my residence she would have smashed the door/glass but it wasn't and i guess she had enough sense
I'm not the problem YOURE THE PROBLEM
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I spent over 400 so far on random parts and tools and shit I'm such a fucking middle class dad going through a crisis it's sickening
2022-03-11 at 1:07 PM UTC
in
Are you guys into chicks
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Have you made friends with any polish men the whole time you've been over there?
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm dropping stepkid off at gaycare, then going to the grocery store, then going to my buddy's garage to get a tire changed so I'll smoke a bunch of weed there then go to a decelopers office and yell at the receptionist as to why he hasn't paid me yet when he said he would at the beginning of the month (and said he would next week a few days ago but I'm going to pretend I don't remember this). Then I'm gonna pick up my baby moms friend and go cheat on her with this other single mom who lives nearby. Or I might go with a buddy on an out of town mission
