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Posts by Sudo

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ THE goat tail.

    what the H?

    Just the proverbial goat tail that gets passed around

    Yeah it was from a costume that I believe he had commissioned. Not everyone dressed up like goats but he elected to, I believe as a reference to the "goat boy" character from Bill Hicks
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Or smoke some dang crack or consume some other intoxicating substance if that's what you're into

    Me, myself, I will be kissing muh bby boi on his rapidly expanding noggin before venturing to the woods wearing a kimono to practice my SICK NUNCHUXXX while listening to Carley Rae Jepson. I like to dip them in paint then direct the splatter towards an easel to make the beautiful artistic lovechild of Bob Ross and Jackson Pollack.

    I dug a moat, filled it with hunny and am currently surrounded by silly old bears 🐻

    What yall doing 2 confront the 2PACLYPSE?
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ I want to go a scheduled gay bar goat orgy

    We went to his house one time and my buddy picked up the goat tail off his pool table to look at it and he was like "uhhhh...you probably shouldn't be touching that"

    HOLESOME
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ WHOLESOME

    HEARD
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ This just TRIGGERED my memory from when my friend's GAY co-wo (that's slang for co-worker) introduced us to this gay bar called Valentine's and we would go there and they played this song a lot. It was the only gay bar I've ever been to and it was a really good time man, gay people are fun and they buy you lots of free drinks, which was probably my main reason for going there.

    One time we got really faded and ENT (shout out to krolo) up taking these shots called Urine Samples which were supposed to be like a designer shot that you would use to prank your drunk friends because they were literally supposed to taste like warm pee. I think they even heated them up in a microwave to make them the right temp

    Idk. That's a thing

    Yeah I've always had good experiences at this HOMOSEXUAL ESTABLISHMENT locally. There is another gay bar which is apparently much gayer and I've never went but they definitely have scheduled orgies people I know have been to and dress up like goats for. Some people I know filmed a music video there.

    Gay folks kno how to have fun in the most debauched way possible
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Remember when Facebook was relatively new and people would post status updates like

    'holy fuck you guys I cant believe that just happened?'

    obv baiting for replies OMG what?! What was it? What was the thing that just happened I'm so curious now!

    And then they're like

    I was just making scrambled eggs in this frying pan and they sort of assembled themselves and took the shape of Mickey mouse!

    Remember that?

    I don't remember that but I remember when you could see every comment and shit wasn't deleted and people would leave profile pictures up whose comments detailed an argument over an ex friend who may or may not have STOLEN AN EGG PATTERNED SWEATER

    I don't even think you could delete comments in those days because a girl commented on a profile picture I had with someone calling him a "freak" and how I shouldn't have him in my profile picture but I just left it there. Maybe I didn't care back then because I was scummier, idk

    You could basically post anything and not worry about being censored or anyone giving a fuck. I remember tons of people posting "G's and E's 4 $@LE get@me 555-6969" and there being no repercussions. Now u can't even say u like turtles without info popping up asking you to donate to the turtle rescue foundation of South Lebanon mountain
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Shut up

    You are a very uncreative person. I bet you've never even decorated an EGG as a kid for EGGster. SAD!
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    THIS IS YOUR EGG ON DRUGS
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I had 2 friends with them just after high school, they were both right side drive imports souped up super hard. Nice rumble innem
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    How to destroy your company in one tweet.

    People are switching to Brave browser and search now.

    Brave is actually awesome. Only critique I would have is better plug-in integration for certain ones, other than that it's perfect rn
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka I don’t know why you engage with him Sudo

    I need a daily rage
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence I'm so sorry for your loss Casper. That is very sad to hear. She was a very beautiful kitty and she reached a very long age for a cat, meaning she was well loved and cared for. I am sure she knew that towards the end as well. As long as she knew that, she could go feeling safe and loved and that's about the most that even the best of us can hope for, and I think animals are good about that. They know who is important to them very well. It seemed like you were important to her.

    So, all the pain your feeling right now, it's coming from a deep place of mutual genuine love. You had a connection to that animal that people really don't often acknowledge even exists, but it does. It is beautiful to have felt that level of love for an animal and while the pain is still pain, it's because you had something wonderful and to be cherished.

    May she be forever loved and at peace. And may her spirit love on in your love, wherever it goes. Remember everything she taught you.

    Stay strong brother. I love you man. Call me if you need me.

    You aren't fooling anyone you disingenuous little bitch

    Remember a few days ago when you posted about fucking obbes dead stepmother in the ass? Do you think anyone is fooled by your long fakepost? Literally less people would mourn your passing than mourn Caspers cat. You shouldn't even bother typing anything.
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    CF's last few posts may have been the most cringe inducing this website has ever seen. I can't help but wonder if "he" is aware of this or not and is just trolling a la g0llum soon to follow with "I was only pretending to be a complete and absolute creepy loser who keeps screenshotted pms from years ago"

    The sheer levels of weird awkwardness are staggering. STAGGERING
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The game rn is "how much does zolensky care about not destroying Ukraine vs how much does Putin care about not socioeconomically decimating Russia"

    Putin has much more to lose and the oligarchs are suffering much more than that are in Ukraine
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    LEVERAGE
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Do you have tourettes?
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka It’s probably better cuz I’ve been drinking a lot lately which isn’t normal for me

    you are literally Irish
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I kissed a girl and I liked it πŸ’‹ 😘 🎢 🎡 πŸ’ 🌸 🌼 πŸ’ πŸ’‹ 🎢 🎡
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Stfu you maroon

    What do you do that would make someone respect you, considering respect is an adjective and not a base state of mutual respect among God's creatures, what would you say elevates your respect worthy status?
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Actually I have a great personality and perspective and everybody respects me. I however hate you and find you gay and retarded. I don't really like interacting with you other than to torment you.

    You are so cute 😍. I dont care what everyone says/thinks/knows, you are endearing with a capital DEAR because you are dear to me!
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