Posts by Sudo

1. 2022-04-24 at 10:49 PM UTC in As energy prices have increased
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   My electricity bill was $1450 for thr last 2 months but thankfully I'm a super baller. My baby mom gives me about half the money she gets and the majority of the rest goes on thr kids anyway so I don't really care. I'm trying to kick her out tho and that's hard so we are kinda at an impass
2. 2022-04-24 at 10:38 PM UTC in MID LIFE BULLSHIT
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Rape Monster hes a dirty jhew

   
   No, he's Irish Lebanese. I don't think he's ever done anything for the Montreal Irish or Lebanese communities tho
3. 2022-04-24 at 10:34 PM UTC in I wrote some lyrics because no girls will fuck me
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Can we get this as a vocaroo?
4. 2022-04-24 at 8:21 PM UTC in My son is the coolest kid in the world
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Just a reminder that everyday my son grows stronger. He can powderize cinder blocks already
5. 2022-04-24 at 8:18 PM UTC in becoming a time terrorist
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Virtuosity is a very underrated movie
6. 2022-04-24 at 8:18 PM UTC in What do French people say when they see a bunch of seals?
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   OK I thought about it for like 10 minutes today but this thread inspired me to Google it and it's "du pain Perdu" which means LOST BREAD what the le petit mort tiny death orgasm does that mean?
7. 2022-04-24 at 8:14 PM UTC in What do French people say when they see a bunch of seals?
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Yes
   
   I was trying to figure out what French people call "French toast" today and "du pain brun francais" definitely isn't it. I know in Montreal they still call Montreal steak spice Montreal steak spice tho
8. 2022-04-24 at 7:24 PM UTC in The problem with Slavery is that it brought a bunch of niggers to US soil....
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Do u think you'd make a good slave?
9. 2022-04-24 at 7:23 PM UTC in Folks, my gf held me hostage with a shotgun and proceeded to strike me numerous times
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Nigga I love to get girls to ride me with 🔫 or knives to my head/throat and my whole life has been one big session of scarring. I literally can't (or submit it is possible but very difficult to) coom unless there's the implication of violence.
   
   When you become a filthy fetishist fiend you can't go back to being a normie Ned Flanders type after. It's over. This is you now and your only hope is finding someone as terrible and disgusting as you are which usually requires overlooking some of their glaring faults and hoping they do the same with you.
   
   Don't fault zooks for fucking with a crazy ho, worry about yourself, he's got plenty of self awareness
10. 2022-04-24 at 4:33 PM UTC in MID LIFE BULLSHIT
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Pillpopper Can we please have a thumbs down button.

    
    What's wrong with Kevin o leary besides his wife drunkenly killing people with fancy yaughts, his poor understanding of developing country economics and his original money being made finessing the public school system with a shitty product he didn't even create?
11. 2022-04-24 at 4:21 PM UTC in Im going to pool about to meet a 15 soon to be 16yo
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Do Polish teenagers not have fathers?
12. 2022-04-24 at 3:53 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny love is irrational and only betas need such a feeling to have a shot at procreating.

    
    Well Love is manipulative by nature so its used to scam ppl into procreating. I'm not sure what your point is And I dint think you do either
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny 1995 model or 2022 model

    
    The 96 classic is preferred but at this point I'll take the 2026
13. 2022-04-24 at 2:34 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I fell asleep reading Schopenhauer and lied to light skinned ho about why I can't meet her and possibly her fancy black friends for a drink and took a buncha gabbpanetin but baby mom let me sleep til 1030 so I still feel like I'm dreaming and my back hurts and I already took box but need to take more and will probably do house and yard related things today. Idk what I'm doing in life I just kno I always have no energy and feel like a dump truck took a shit on me
14. 2022-04-23 at 7:43 PM UTC in TIL I died of a heart attack
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Personally I think OP is a swell guy.

    
    He definitely left swelling on his daughter after beating her
15. 2022-04-23 at 7:06 PM UTC in It's never a good sign when your boss comes up to you and asks if you're okay
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by AngryOnion I bought a pill id book from K-mart.

    
    I used to have a few of those big phone book sized books they put out every year but I they disappeared one time when I went to jail
16. 2022-04-23 at 12:12 PM UTC in The Dollar is going to crash and Americans are going to be poor
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Lodger Free They started at 1 dollar and someone on dialup spoke of the concept

    
    HARPER O ROURKE INVENTED JEFFCOIN9/11
17. 2022-04-23 at 12:10 PM UTC in TIL I died of a heart attack
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You may not have died of a heart attack but you were definitely convicted of abusing your daughter
18. 2022-04-23 at 12:10 PM UTC in me right now
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Spike your own drink with seroquel
19. 2022-04-23 at 12:03 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The vanilla Chai Frappuccino from McDonald's are decent but you basically have to announce your gayness to order one
20. 2022-04-22 at 11:53 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just smoke good weed and you'll be fine.

    
    Incorrect. I smoke good weed/shatter almost everyday as it is. Weed is a weak non pain relieving non depressant barely-a-drug. Gabbapentin/Lyrica and perhaps kadian morphine with edibles are a possibly mix I might try tho