Posts by Sudo

1. 2022-06-02 at 5:48 PM UTC in I despise how the human body functions...
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   It's ridiculous that you need to sleep for 1/3rd of your life what kind of ripoff is that?
2. 2022-06-02 at 5:46 PM UTC in how republicans can easily win the current gun debate
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Imagine if people actually wanted to discuss things instead of just trying to score points for their camp. Nobody wants to learn anything and the idea that anyone would just seems novel and out of touch now
3. 2022-06-02 at 11:05 AM UTC in Going hard in the gym over teh Queens Jubilee 4-day weekend
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   If she drops dead on camera I'm going to loop it and project it in the side of large buildings
   
   The queen is a racist pedophile enabling useless warmongering sack of shit. The fact she is still alive is just part of the sick joke that is existence on this planet
4. 2022-06-02 at 10:57 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I bet grylls is the most polite person on this website
5. 2022-06-02 at 10:32 AM UTC in I moved away forever and ruined my life.
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Proud of you big man. Forward moves. You're doin it
6. 2022-06-02 at 10:30 AM UTC in Johnny Depp is still a huge faggot
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Don't you have a fakebook to post this on?
7. 2022-06-02 at 1:27 AM UTC in I just wept...
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   My friend told me today he got beaten up at a party in high school for saying nigger and I told him he definitely should have and he's very stupid and I feel like I did the right thing. I hate when people assume I'm racist because I'm super white trash. I don't even think he assumed I was racist he just liked talking like that but I automatically lose respect for someone when they do.
   
   Anyways, fuck ningers
8. 2022-06-02 at 1:23 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I've read about more men going into nursing and more women going into STEM fields. The other day when I was at the hospital there were at least two mail nurses there who seemed kinda dumb and much less capable, aware and attentive than the female ones. I wonder why field medics are so stereotypically heroic but male nurses are so stereotypically gay. The whole culture of nursing needs some kinda change by people who know much more about it than I do
9. 2022-06-02 at 1:17 AM UTC in treat them as equals like they have asked
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   "Wanna be my first? 🥰😘😍😜😚🤭🥳💘🤏🤌👀🧙‍♂️"
10. 2022-06-02 at 1:09 AM UTC in treat them as equals like they have asked
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by CandyRein I wonder what cigreting inboxed me.. but not enough to open it

    
    DISH GIRL
    
    I bet it's a restraining order to keep 10 posts away or "he" feels threatened
11. 2022-06-02 at 1:07 AM UTC in treat them as equals like they have asked
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This native girl I talk to has a detailing bidniz and I kinda wanna bring her a vehicle with stuff in it just to see if she steals anything.
    
    If she doesn't then we're going straight to the alter, no prenup with a rock the size of a Tahoe
12. 2022-06-02 at 1:01 AM UTC in treat them as equals like they have asked
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by cigreting All women are never satisfied. Its called female hypergamy and its part of how humans have survived over thousands of years.
    
    Women are ruthless, they will leave you immediately if you do not provide resources, but you tell me otherwise.
    I've asked you to prove me wrong by telling your bitch and the other mans cum that you lost your job, savings, and are in the process of being foreclosed on. Ill take bets on the amount of days before she ghosts you. Id give it no more than a week at best

    
    You keep pretending I don't respond every time in detail about why your scenario doesn't apply and you are an autistic incel who is constantly demonstrating how frightening, confusing and difficult life and social interactions are for you.
    
    Maybe if you got up the courage to talk to a girl you would realize they're not all banshees who will hurt your feelings and steal your precious pennies. Maybe a nice maiden will tenderly deflower you someday and wont laugh too hard at your erectile dysfunction before assuring you it counts as sex because you prematurely ejaculated on your stomach.
    
    Prob not tho because you're literally frightened to death of females. What did your mother do to you?
13. 2022-06-01 at 11:51 PM UTC in I just wept...
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    They even taught that at the Porta potty that was my kindergarten classroom. It was mostly chootie related subjects we learned until grade 7 or whatever is the highest number ever. Physical chootication, social chooties, chootology and of course chootistry. I failed everything and they tied a belt around my leg until it turned blue and I couldn't feel it, then twisted it off like a rubber glove and pushed me over and made fun of me for not being able to stand back up. Herp Derp
14. 2022-06-01 at 11:37 PM UTC in Correction: Wren never received a DUI while riding a bicycle...
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder if it would work if a cop pulled you over for no helmet and you're like but I am wearing a helmet and you whip out your cock and shake it to show how secure it. There's my helmet bitch like Jesse Pinkman and then you flip him off and tell him to choke on a cock and die you retarded pig faggot cucklord.
    
    I think it would work

    
    You could say, "you're right but where's yours?" And your friend runs out of the woods and tackles him like a football player, slamming his neck into the ground and paralyzing him from the neck down, the both of you take turns pooping in his mouth, knowing his lower body can't move and he has to swallow the poop in order to keep breathing. You bring lots of protein bars but when you run out you split up and take trips to the cuddlefish store for more poop supplies.
15. 2022-06-01 at 11:33 PM UTC in Jiggaboo Johnson is severely ill-versed in guns despite living in Tex Jas.
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Jigsboo once posted about shooting his neighbors dog in a rural area of Texas. Shooting a dog in pursuit on the run is a pretty tricky shot with a rifle. With a shotgun less so tho but still. Shotguns are like the tricycles of guns
16. 2022-06-01 at 11:28 PM UTC in I just wept...
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Did you know it's called a trampoline because they were originally designed to bounce over crowds during chootie related book signings so you don't get trampled? Just choot me
17. 2022-06-01 at 11:25 PM UTC in Ever since Wren was arrested on his bicycle and charged with a DUI, he has been distrustful of the police...
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    He's been known to do a drive by Tickle or two
18. 2022-06-01 at 11:22 PM UTC in Correction: Wren never received a DUI while riding a bicycle...
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by mmQ No but when my DUIs get brought up from now on I'm gonna tell people I was on my bike just riding home a few blocks from the bar and they'll be like oh man fuck that you were trying to be responsible man that sucks, and I'll say yep it was bullshit, I got a DUI for trying to avoid getting a DUI, and they'll say yeah man what the heck that's so stupid, and I'll say yep, it's ruined my life basically I have no money because of it, and they'll say oh hey man don't worry I got your back I'm rich anyway, and then they'll give me lots of money.

    
    I was in prism with a guy named "grubby" and he said he got his parole violated for riding a bicycle with no helmet then someone who knew him from the street was like "that's a lie grubby you were stealing from that gas station by your house" and he was like "nuh uh that was another time"
    
    I like to believe grubby filled his fat pockets with chocolate bars then quickly ate them, wrappers and all destroying all evidence so when the SWAT team dragged him off his bicycle all they had him on was a no helmet violation they planned to hold him on until forensics could determine cause of the chocolate caper
19. 2022-06-01 at 11:16 PM UTC in I just wept...
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Man February 2014 was such a hopeful time for me. Around June it all went downhill
20. 2022-06-01 at 11:14 PM UTC in I just wept...
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Holy shit that's amazing, I've been trying to find one for years. Did you have to wait outside a bookstore for days then trample a bunch of people to get? Is it signed?