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2022-06-03 at 3:24 PM UTC in Southwest passenger who masturbated on flight gets 48 days in prison
Originally posted by cigreting Typical dumbass writer, calls 48 days in jail "prison". All writers are democrats and liberals so it doesnt surprise me anylonger
Besides stupidly implying that literacy has a liberal bias, doing something on an aircraft could constitute a federal crime resulting in a sentence inside a federal prison
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2022-06-03 at 11:18 AM UTC in Canadian? Buy guns now, no, for real.Trudeau was a better choice than harper in 2015 and Andrew scheer was a complete clown mutt but its hard to see how he would be an6 worse than Trudeau at this point. This is the ndps fault too, I knew jagmeet was a disingenuous humanity hating sack of shit
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2022-06-03 at 2:20 AM UTC in Here is a picture of my penis for you to enjoy
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2022-06-03 at 1:34 AM UTC in Here is a picture of my penis for you to enjoy
Originally posted by Grylls Jesus Christ you people really are faggots, you opened a thread to view a picture of a penis and are now begging for more
Want me to bend over so you can jack off over my ass too?
....kinda...
You are pretty submissive aren't you? I know a cum looking faggot when I see one and your sad puppy dog face needs to wince in anticipation of the arcing loads of jism coating and lathering your face like a sticky gooey car wash for daddy. I bet you want to raise some money for your school trip don't you you little whore? Well let me get out my change purse bitch why don't you be a good faggot and jangle it for me? Yeah jangle it good -
2022-06-03 at 1:10 AM UTC in Southwest passenger who masturbated on flight gets 48 days in prison
Originally posted by WellHung I don't understand how they can legally arrest that person on sudo's plane without actually observing him smoking. They did not technically have proof.
I don't know exactly what transpired and this was almost 15 years ago but I have to imagine they had cameras and it probably stunk like cigs by the bathroom. It's not like there were a bunch of people filing in and out and multiple people in at once. I feel like it's a pretty easy mystery to solve -
2022-06-03 at 1:07 AM UTC in Southwest passenger who masturbated on flight gets 48 days in prisonFuck that just reminded me I wrote an erotic story about raping g0llum in an airplane bathroom. If I'm ever on a plane and see anyone even vaguely reseming §m£ÂgØL I HAVE to forcefully Penetrate them in the bathroom now or else I'm just a lying faggot because I wrote it in thr first person
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2022-06-03 at 12:49 AM UTC in Southwest passenger who masturbated on flight gets 48 days in prison
Originally posted by mmQ Crimes on a plane are more fun though because everyone has to wait around until you land so you can bask in the moment like a little kitty laying amongst hundreds of little baby 🐥 s.
I flew back to my province one time knowing I had a warrant and when we were about to land the captain came on sounding pissed off and goes "just letting g you know when we land you've all gotta stay seated because somebody was smoking in thr bathroom and the police have to come on and arrest them" and I remembered a guy shuffled past me who smelled like smoke so I figured it was him. I was tripping a bit because I thought they might look at the passenger list and run names since they were already there but we just waited like a half a fuckin hour or more on the mat and then they let us get off and I sawtwo more officers at the gate. They must have Brought a few just to arrest thus jerk. He smoked with like 40 minutes til landing too, what a dummy.
They ended up getting me on my warrant like a month later, getting it served by a cop who I've had interactions with like 10 times in my life. He's like that fictional cop in "thr hurricane" who arrests him as a kid then when he gets older. He's a prick, we've had so many interactions it's ridiculous, he's kinda my nemesis
Anyway, plants and snakes snake and planes, anywhere I feel like is where my seed will stain -
2022-06-03 at 12:42 AM UTC in Southwest passenger who masturbated on flight gets 48 days in prisonEveryone on that plane was a total square who didn't wanna join the mile high club with him. They're the real criminals
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2022-06-03 at 12:41 AM UTC in the time has come to rise up and destroy the canadian governmentYou sound like some kind of white supremacist trucker. Someone freeze OPs bank account, call CPS on his children and prevent him from accessing food and fuel until he changes his tune
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2022-06-03 at 12:38 AM UTC in Have any of you actuallyMan those RZR (and their Chinese cousin KRZR) phones were fucking sharp and hard. You could skip those off a roadway and watch them bounce across the street and it wouldn't faze it. Spectral used to put them in his high powered slingshot and shoot planes out of the sky with them
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2022-06-03 at 12:34 AM UTC in Here is a picture of my penis for you to enjoyShowing an unerect penis is cowardly. It's flagged or nothing for me. I think some famous poet wrote a few stanzas about that
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2022-06-03 at 12:28 AM UTC in Jiggaboo Johnson is severely ill-versed in guns despite living in Tex Jas.
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2022-06-02 at 9:18 PM UTC in Sudo, MMQ and Jiggaboo Johnson all possess fascinating brains...Me cock is on the top end uva bellend curve m8
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2022-06-02 at 9:15 PM UTC in Aldra believes that the Russian invasion of Ukraine is the catalyst for the eventual existence of World War 3...I read alot more of that in left wing papers who love to ratchet up the rhetoric. All ukraine do was show Russia is alot less organized and united than previously thought.
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2022-06-02 at 8:37 PM UTC in 5 people dead at Tulsa medical building, in the 233rd mass shooting of 2022...
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2022-06-02 at 8:28 PM UTC in If there was a button that erased all record of you from existence...That seems cowardly and noble at the same time and those are two things I'm not. Fuck that life is all I've got and I'm going to do it better than the rest of these cux
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2022-06-02 at 8:23 PM UTC in 5 people dead at Tulsa medical building, in the 233rd mass shooting of 2022...It's funny this devolved into a stupid pointless racial argument thread and the J3ws are laughing all the way to the bank at the retards bickering over who's race is more shootier.
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2022-06-02 at 8 PM UTC in Got a black guy fired at workNancy pelosis husband is a bretty cool guy. He drives drunk and inside trades and makes slush funds and doesn't afraid of anything for reasons that are self evident
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2022-06-02 at 7:53 PM UTC in Sudo, MMQ and Jiggaboo Johnson all possess fascinating brains...
Originally posted by Xlite I think we can safely assume that he was referring to some intellectual property.
He definitely wasn't referring to the texture, smell, taste, or visual impressions of your brains because he doesn't have that information available.
Sounds like your texture, smell, taste and visual impression right now is that of NaCl, commonly known as SALT -
2022-06-02 at 6:28 PM UTC in Got a black guy fired at workI obliterated a 10x2 section of someone's driveway but it's super subcontracted and I already got paid on a few ends of the job so it's really no skin off my back. The guy who is living in the house gave me a quarter or weed and seems to want to be friends
