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2023-08-16 at 2:21 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionBeen a while
I lost my dad
Bought a house in the uppity side of town
Married the former stripper I dated since 2010
Had cancer twice
Been sober a decade now
Hope to see some familiar facesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-16 at 3:13 AM UTC in van frame is cracked, can you put a fishplate on itFind a welder that does side jobs
I've fish plates tons of shit over the yearsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-09-02 at 5:23 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionHoly shit I haven't been on here in over a year. Niggas I got some stories for yall.
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2019-07-07 at 6:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionCasper is neither dead nor in jail, I can confirm that. Imma try to put the retard signal out later and see if there is a responseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-28 at 6:20 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CASPER Sooooooo the missing girl from my town was found chopped up and burned in the backyard of an African immigrant who she met on a dating site. Imagine my shock.
https://heavy.com/news/2019/06/ayoola-ajayi/
burn coal pay the tollThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-27 at 6:44 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editionthere's nothing like penetrating a chick anus and her looking back with that face of extreme pain. Then nutting in her and knowing her next fart is gonna be a cum missleThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-20 at 2:46 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-06 at 5:59 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionI'm so tired of life, for real man it seems my sorrows are never ending. I've gotto go to dr tomorrow to see if the pain in my leg is bone cancer.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-03 at 4:58 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionSome fisherman caught a million worth of coke of our coast the other day, I really need a 2 man subThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-02 at 4:28 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionCasper, I've got a plan. First fuck this chick in the ass cuz I said so. But here's the plan. Tell her you're opening some kind of animal sanctuary or adoption place or whatever in some third world shit hole. It'll give the animals a home and employ starving darkies. So she spreads this to all her instagram "influencer" friends and lets them know you're chartering a plane and all donors of X amount will get pictures in the thing etc. So you get this going in the wannabe circle and within a week you've got a few hundred grand. Cash your check, go ghost and enjoyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-01 at 6:25 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CASPER Dude. That cant fucking go on. You spending money on H isnt a solid financial decision, but at least thats YOU fucking YOu over. She seems to think she has the luxury of working part time since youre taking care of her car payments. Im getting mad on your behalf right now, and i dont even know why.
Probably because Wisconsin girl direct messaged me on IG (since i blocked her on facebook and my cell phone, and then changed cell numbers), asking why i dont even want to talk to her or be friends anymore. And i told her its because shes spoiled and inconsiderate and she lies too much, and "i shouldnt be this resentful of someone i havent had my dick in." lol.
Still owes me money for our last hotel bender, and shes living in West LA on her trust fund money, doesnt work a single day a week, and is messaging me abou5t buying her THIRD purebred italian greyhound and how shes seriously considering adopting another puppy bc the mother was found ABANDONED on a CONSTRUCTION SITE in DUBAI. I MEAN ISNT THAT INTERESTING ISNT IT SUCH A CONVERSATION STARTER ARENT I SO UNIQUE AND INTERESTING MY SITTY DOG GOT GANG FUCKED IN SOME OIL RICH SHITHOLE IN THE MIDDLE EAST WHAT A FASCINATING DOG JOURNEY.
If she knew how often i picture myself wrapping my hands around her milky white, perfectly pedigreed WASPY throat, i dont think shed text me back too often.
lol.
thankfully there's a lot of good bros who are sympathetic to my situation and I more often than not am gifted H or maybe get some for buffing a bike, or adjusting a carb or some other small shit. For the most part it's respected that I'm not about that life and am there for the guys in other ways.
Yeah she seems to think since we fuck once a week she can just do whatever. I don't mind paying bills, I've supported whatever bitch I was fuckin since i was 18. But at the same time they need to have some pride and wanna help me make our lives better. i've payed off a lot of debts and got my credit in the 700's in order to buy a nice house in the burbs. Her not wanting to work puts a big dent in that becoming reality.
She's worked with a lot of trust fund chicks like that. I know one myself who's sweet on me and she's only 25. I just can't see me putting up with it for some young pussy. And that's all it would be this chicks dumb and has two crotch goblins. For me a woman who works and is intelligent is a big turn on. I've dated the air head types and after the sex go old it got boring. Yeah I'm coing up on 40 but thankfully I'm not aging bad and chicks still hit on me. i've bedded down a few OG milfs and enjoyed it. They at least want to treat you good keep your balls empty and your stomach full.
The 25 year old is always texting me for money and shit. She's on suboxone pretty heavy and social services has one of the kids and she calls me often crying about that.
Man I've made poor decisions in life but every time I had to pull myself back up. I also admit when I've gone off the rails, too many people today won't own their fuck upsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-01 at 5:56 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionBen Shapiro is the most assbergy sperg there is on talk radio. jedi boy needs to get some assThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-27 at 8:12 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-27 at 5:52 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editioni feel bad for you eurofags. Filled to the brim with mudslimes, can't get out the EU, take miles of dick while sipping hot tea. Yall niggas need sweet iced tea, 4x4's and some fuckin AR15s. #raisehellpraiseDaleThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-25 at 7:34 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editionanyone else think peak white trash is breeding pitt bulls? Bonus points if it's a white chick with some nogThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-23 at 7:39 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-21 at 2:42 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionIt's getting to be impossible for me to nut while on tramadol and gabapentin. Lord I can beat the pussy up though.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-28 at 5:49 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-26 at 12:05 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe postal service was the best drug dealer I ever had - UnknownThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-25 at 8:27 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThis insomnia is a bitch. I've been working my ass off but still broke. Got our car almost paid off. 15 fuckin payments leftThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
