Originally posted by CASPER
Doesn't tramadol have some kind of special serotonergic activity?
Yeah it helps with depression. My girl bums of my script says it helps her not feel like suiciding.
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Originally posted by DietPiano
What is your happiest happy place
That warm/cold feeling of drinking a strawberry milkshake and getting on a motorcycle on about an 80 degree day. Also helps if you are a litle high.
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Went to my Dad's grave monday, been on a bender since
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Fuck I've been depressed lately.
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*farts*
Anyone smell popcorn?
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Just wanted to pop in and say "Happy Holidays" to all you fuckers. I'm still alive and kickin
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2015-07-08 at 12:20 AM UTC
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California scam
That's not a scam it's called being a leach on society
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Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好
How do you find out where the hookers are at tho? Backpage and similar sites always seemed ripe for a trap to me.
Google is your friend. Type in the phone # and go. look for reviews on sites that are legit like the erotic review, erotic monkey or p411. Also type # in facebook, you'll be surprised sometimes.
if you see a number listed on backpage in many states on the same day be leery. Also check out USA sex guide for your city.
Like I said there's way less risk having them come to you. I wouldn't suggest going to them unless there's tons of reviews. Also keep in mind bitches can be busted and then work for the boys in blue.
I've known guys who have been in the hobby for years with no issues by following these basic rules.
Imma tell y tho it is addictive. Having hot fresh ass on tap can fuck your mind up.
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They say variety is the spice of life and what better way to spice up your sex life than loading ol backpage and picking a hoe.
Now there's various levels of escort. Let me forewarn you, you do get what you pay for. Ifyou see some chick advertising 60 buck "quick visits" don't expect a full set of teeth, social skills or her to even be not high.
So what does uncle Blah suggest? Find you one in the 100-160 half hour range. Usually these are normal chicks just trying to cover some bills and likely fairly low mileage. Now you can get up into 300-500hr range and the bitch will be a knockout but she might also bolt once you nut leaving you with some serious buyer's remorse.
OK so we've covered pricing vs quality. Next up is how not to get your ass busted by Uncle LEO
if you can help it don't ever go to them. That is the ideal scenario for cops. Basically you are just waltzing into their mouse trap. Try to find a girl who will come to your location. The cops are not going to go into unknown territory under most circumstances. Also don't EVER discuss sex acts. When you call or text ask what her "donations for time" are.
OK so old girl has been found and agrees to come over, what next?
well if you're lucky she'll be knocking on your door within an hour. These bitches keep time like your drug dealer so 5 minutes means about 30. Anyway once she knocks and you let her in offer her a seat and have your "donation" in an envelope on a table or something. Start with some chit chat and move in for the cop test. Basically playfully pull down her top or grab some tits. If things go ok tell her the envelope has her donation.
at this point she may pick it up and say she has to pee, she's going to count it. 99% of the time while shes in the bathroom she'll come back out naked and ready. If she comes out and try's to pull some shit like she forgot the condom in her car tell her you have some (always have some) or that you'd like to hold the donation until she returns.
SO yeah by this point you should be gettin down. My best advice is pace yourself. Most of these bitches want to make you nut in a hurry so they can get on to the next John. It helps if you're nice to them, offer em a drink, talk em up, you know treat em like humans and not cumdumpsters.
Usually they start out blowing you and will climb on top. Most do not like missionary, some don't like doggy. Your best move is to just ask what they don't do.
So it's been a few and you caught your nut, what now. FLush or toss your rubber, offer her a wet wipe and get dressed. If it was exceptional you may want to give her a tip. Tell her you enjoyed it and look forward to seeing her again.
So that's the good, here's the bad
Some of these girls have a driver. It has been known to happen for the driver to come in and rob the john, make sure to lock deadbolt doors and watch her around the doors.
The ugly,
You may get a crazy bitch that will blow up your phone after wanting to set up more metings. these are the ones usually on drugs and always need money for a fix. Best thing you can do is tell them you would love to see them but are out of town for work. That leads me to the other thing. Don't ever tell them anything truthful about you. Give em a fake name, fake job, have a good backstory. It's best to use a burner phone so your name cant be found easy. Believe me in the internet age it's easy to find out all about you via a phone number.
Other things to look out for are bitches who say you knocked em up and know they need abortion money. ALWAYS check the rubber when you're done and make sure YOU dispose of it. HEll even show it to her so she can see all the nut is in it. This will cover your ass.
OTher than that have fun! Banging escorts can get expensive and addictive. I honestly suggest trying to find a slut or friends with benefits type of arrangement. You'd be surprised how many of your friends wives or girl friends would like your dick. Or that cashier who always talks to you wants some dick on the side w no strings.
I hope the above primer helps you out some. Feel free to ask questions, I won't lie I've seen plenty of women of the night.
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Drugs, vagina and fast food. It's all I live for
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Sloppy pussy pro tip
So let's say you finally got to throw the meat to old girl only to find it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Well have I got a tip for you!
Get that bitch in doggie, preferably on edge of bed with you standing, and start pumpin. Now you gotta pump for a few and hell even reach and spread her ass so she thinks you enjoy that worn out meat wallet, once shes moaning and throwin it back then you know its time. Take one hand and squeeze an ass cheek hard as you can this distracts her. Now take the thumb of your other hand and pop it down in her asshole. BAM shit tightens right up. Not only do you have her muscle reaction but you can put pressure on the anal wall towards your wang. USually once I do this it's nut time real quick. Also a good gauge of if she'll take it up the ass.
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Big ass and usually d cup plus tits. Thick girls aint half bad
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
I'm willing to burn like $50K on this project. Doable?
Yeah just find one with good heater channels. Those and pans are where the most labor money lies in restoration
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Originally posted by Lanny
that aside, what's good dawg? Been a while, last major thing I remember you were on the brink of murdering your girl's mom lol. Where you at now?
ME and ol girl still together be 7 years this november. I got her mom shacked up w a nigger bout 300 miles from me. She is still a fuck up and so is he. They had their power cut last week for being 1500 behind. Took the jigaboo a generator and told em to make due
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Originally posted by Actor
she turned out bout how i expected
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Well... I'm Here
Arnox, you know what you need to do? FUCK OFF, that's that you need to do. Take the whole Totse2 circus with you. Make a new site, dragondildobuttpirates.net sounds like a good domain name.
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and when i was at my homies this chick came by that I used to fuck. She screwed me behind her husbands back for a while then got all " i can't cheat no more" funny shit was she had a baby in tow from some dude she cheated with after me and was bitching about how she can't find the dude and her husbands all pissed, serves the cunt right
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SMoked some old school bud with an old homie last weekend. MAn that shit brought back some memories. Ended up driving down the road from his shop to mcdonalds stoned as all fuck. Line took forever and I was paranoid by the time I parked and started eating. Tore up some fuckin fries and a shake. Went out to the country to see another homie and stopped at a gas station and ate some reeses and a few generic dr. peppers. Took annother to the dome and got lost. Ended up pulling in some field and taking a nap for an hour or so. Rode by my family's old farm and got kinda nostaligic. Sobered up and drove home about pissing myself. Shit was 10/10 for a trip to my old home town and a trip down memory lane.
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yeah I couldn't make it through the fat kid talking.
I'm quite racist but I support black history month. Young niggers could take a lesson in how civilized nigs were before the government gave them freedom and welfare. Niggers did their best from around 1870-1965
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