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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    transcend into pure energy (vyvanse)
  2. Everyone is nice to Hydromorphone because she's charming and nice.

    mmq- Don't jump in front of trains. Go get a job you actually like.


    CASPER- 12 steps is not about coming to know God, it's meant to teach you the coping mechanism of lying to yourself that you don't have control over your life and that you need to do what God (((other people))) tell you to do because you can't make your own decisions because you are "powerless" Protip: Nothing could be further from the truth. The truth is that NOTHING has power over you except you. The truth is that whether you like it or not, only you have the power to stay sober or not. If you are powerless over your addiction, then who drug your ass to NA? Who made the decision for you to get sober? Obviously not you because you're powerless, right?

    Look, 12 steps is a cult, but it's a useful cult. It keeps millions of people sober. If praying to the prophet Bill W who died to save your sins is what keeps you in line, then you need to do that. I don't care for any of that shit, but I do find AA/NA meetings invaluable. Without it, idk where I would be. The most important thing is to keep going to a room full of people who have similar problems, lines of thinking, and experiences as you, and to talk to them.

    But CASPER, I recommend either SMART recovery, or better yet Refuge recovery, which is Buddhist based. I've been to both, and both are very solid. You will probably have to be comfortable meditating for some period of time for Refuge, as the one I went to started with a 20 or 30 minute mediation. SMART recovery has a really good workbook that I have, and I'm looking to get the Refuge book which looks even better. That's what my counselor uses even though Hazelden is 12 step only.
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  3. Originally posted by Solstice Feel like death from some gastrointestinal attack yesterday, still haven't been able to get any food in after 48 hours and I can barely keep water down so I'm massively dehydrated from sweating profusely and vomiting up any trace of anything in my stomach including bile and acid.

    No idea how I'm working today but I am. Pretty sure I'm running on 95% Vyvanse and 5% actual human life force right now.

    I mean, vyvanse water is the base layer of the trianglist diet so I'd say you're doing pretty good, chief.
  4. Octavian motherfucker
    Goddamnit another reason why I shouldn't drink. A friend owed me money last week and I went nigger crazy when he took ages to transfer the money then only paid half.

    I honestly thought he was purposely ignoring me so I threatened to burn his nan's house down amongst other unforgivable shit.

    Fuck fuck fuck I am such an asshole when drunk.
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  5. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    DietYoni
  6. I want my balls to go in there instead
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  7. Octavian motherfucker
    NIS Niggas turning gay from seeing cock on a daily basis...

    Subliminal homos

  8. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Octavian NIS Niggas turning gay from seeing cock on a daily basis…

    Subliminal homos


    You just click the quote button of the post above soon as you see its infaggotryshack.

    Then it immediately skips you to the bottom, like I just did here.

    No need to see another cock again.

    Y'all welcome


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  9. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Narc You just click the quote button of the post above soon as you see its infaggotryshack.

    Then it immediately skips you to the bottom, like I just did here.

    No need to see another cock again.

    Y'all welcome


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    Leik this

    Never see another cock again lol


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  10. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Narc Leik this

    Never see another cock again lol


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    Qfnc


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  11. Octavian motherfucker
    I'm blazed fam.
  12. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Narc Qfnc


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    qfnc


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  13. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Narc You just click the quote button of the post above soon as you see its infaggotryshack.

    Then it immediately skips you to the bottom, like I just did here.

    No need to see another cock again.

    Y'all welcome


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    Quote button skipping doesn't seem to work on iPhones. I have no idea why, but it's super annoying.
  14. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Quote button skipping doesn't seem to work on iPhones. I have no idea why, but it's super annoying.

    qfnc


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  15. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Narc qfnc


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    damn, lil candy was so freakin fit before she got fat

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5aec0e1c0ba16


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  16. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Narc damn, lil candy was so freakin fit before she got fat

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5aec0e1c0ba16


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    qfnc

    literally would have paid them to let me make a porn with her back then


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  17. Ghost Black Hole
    hey guys i think we have a moral obligation to eat more william bill Bill Krozbyby dogs
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  18. Ghost Black Hole
  19. what do you pray to in trianglism? what does it ask of its followers?




    DTTTRBP,F?
  20. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietYellow what do you pray to in trianglism?

    Geometry

    Originally posted by DietYellow what does it ask of its followers?

    Spread the truth about Triangles to humanity and help them learn the answers

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