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2019-09-30 at 2:16 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-29 at 4:07 AM UTC in Having another beer and stiffing the waiter
Originally posted by SBTlauien I actually have way more than the average person. I guess I'm just cheap and looking to save. I'm estimating I made at least $300 cash today tax free and will collect at least $300 tomorrow, plus some freebies.
My hotel room is free, gas free, diner free, breakfast was free, Starbucks and pumpkin bread free. Living quite well.
Then don't stiff the waiter. They rely on your tips. If you wanna be cheap do it in a way which hurts the business and not the staff.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-27 at 6:12 PM UTC in WARNING: don't click on Wariat threadsYeah I don't know why anyone feeds him and wellhung. Fucking boomersThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-26 at 7:51 PM UTC in Fuck cashier's and waiting in lineIt's not stealing if you slap the money on the counter and walk out. As long as you cover the cost of what you take they legally can't stop you from walking out with it
Fuck waiting in line. When Im fucked up on benzos i just walk out and throw a 20 at those bitches
I don't care about your inventory or accounting system or whatever, capitalism is too slow and gay and self check outs take too long
I know the price of what I took and i round it up, deal with it faggot store managers, if they threaten to call the cops throw another $20 at that bitch and tell him his life is meaninglessThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-24 at 12:15 PM UTC in List of degenerates on this websiteThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-20 at 12:40 PM UTC in food eater mother fuckerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-19 at 10:53 AM UTC in I fire cumshots off my balconyEarly in the morning or late at night when I wake up and it's deserted, sometimes I stroke off on my balcony and shoot off between the slats so it splurts on the grass below. No one has ever caught me or said anything. When I 2alk past my apartment from outside, you can even see cumstains on the ground but only if you know what you're looking for, and even then it's pretty inconspicuous, it looks like dust or dirt after it's dried and been exposed to the elements for a few weeks.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-18 at 5:37 PM UTC in lil ugly mane <3lets do heroinThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-18 at 5:17 PM UTC in worst feeling in the worldJeepie just because she left you doesn't mean you don't deserve someone who can lift you up and support you. Maybe you looked to her to see the good in you but understand that what she saw in you was always there. She might have been good for you but you got someone like her once, you have it in you to do it again.
The game bitches play, above all, is to make themselves feel irreplaceable. You pour all your insecurities and fears and failures into them, and it feels like they're the only person in the world who could understand you. Not true. She understood you because you put the time in. No girl will start on the ground floor with the same level of intimacy as someone you spent a lot of time with but that's okay.
You're worth it homie.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-18 at 11:53 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πYeah he was at their house banging on doors this morning for an hour.
My son has an AK if he needs itπ. God help me if he ever had to use it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-18 at 10:45 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πThat's how I feel about pornThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-16 at 12:08 PM UTC in The craziest thing about prisonWho cares?
I mean seriously, who gives 2 shits?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-16 at 11:20 AM UTC in Youtube prison channels analyzedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-15 at 7:24 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πThe gemini-20 makes an appearance!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-13 at 2:22 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-12 at 4:27 AM UTC in Trump Vaping ban
Originally posted by Technologist Iβm not a gun control nut by any means, yaβll can have your guns.
But this is illogical.
Vaping kills 6 people and trump bans flavored ecigs in order to curb youth use.
But guns kill far more youth, and thereβs no way guns will be banned.
Ecigs donβt kill people, people kill themselves with ecigs.
Maybe we should make flavored guns.
Okay I feel the need to make a point here: This is not because anyone thinks flavored vapes are 'bad'. That is such a ridiculous and flawed sentiment that only a retard could believe.
Something most people don't know is that big tobacco conglomerates like British American Tobacco, Altria (Phillip Morris), Reynolds, etc, have LONG held stake in the e-cigarette company. For some reason people think that the tobacco companies are lobbying against this shit, and that's why vaping is having such a hard time in America. It's not. JUUL, for example, is 35% owned by Altria. BLU, one of the first popular vapes on the market, has been passed around like a sex doll between various tobacco corporations. China Tobacco (a Chinese state run company and the biggest tobacco producer in the world) runs many of the factories where some of the cheaper hardware is produced. Stuff like Smok and Aspire. They also do mods but I cannot remember any brands as I've mostly used nicotine salts in recent years so those are what I remember.
You can look at previous legislation on ejuice regulation to see what this is all about. Remember before 2018 when you could get vape juice mixed on location, and stores even had their own product? Well that went away with new FDA regulations that introduced a need for FDA approval. Sounds good and well until you realize that the high cost of testing effectively stamps out smaller businesses. You see the same happening with new marijuana laws, which are currently being lobbied for hard by big tobacco. (In my state you literally need to have nearly 2 million dollars to spare for dept of agriculture bonds and licensing fees and whatnot. And that is ignoring the fact that the licenses are going to auctioned).
What they are trying to do is make it so that only large corporations can profit off this stuff.
Now this bill is going to ban all flavors that aren't FDA approved? Holy fucking shit. I don't know if the specifics are out yet but you can bet your ass the fees are going to be outrageous. I've been following this since 2016 when the FDA gained control over the ecigarette market and it has just been an absolute clusterfuck. I looked it up and currently it costs about 300,000 for the PTMA application process that gets a new juice to market. This is the same process that tobacco currently has to go through to get approved and sold in the US, which is why there are absolutely ZERO small cigarette companies. When you buy smokes, you're essentially buying from the same handful of brands. Marlboro, Camel, Newport, it's all just an illusion of choice.
These corporations are setting up a monopoly on nicotine and it is fucking disgusting. Do not for a minute believe that this shit is about the children, or protecting society. They are only interested in protecting their own pockets. They want to be the only ones able to afford these ridiculous and outrageous fees.
Here is the CEO of Altria (remember, they have a thirty five percent stake in JUUL) talking IN FAVOR of the fucking flavor ban.
http://investor.altria.com/Cache/1500117496.PDF?O=PDF&T=&Y=&D=&FID=1500117496&iid=4087349
βEncourage FDA to take industry-wide action by banning retail and vape store sales of all non-traditional flavors until the youth issue is otherwise addressed, such as by the use of advanced age verification technology or premarket authorization.β
I would have liked to make this post more well researched but I don't feel like doing the homework again. I encourage everyone here who is interested to look into it themselves. This shit genuinely makes me angry. Free market my fucking ass. I really fail to see how a corporate democracy is any better than having a state run tobacco monopoly like they've got in China. Even if you support Trump you should absolutely not be in favor of this shit. This is a downright infringement of our freedoms as Americans. Both as consumers, and as entrepreneursThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-10 at 4:50 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
Originally posted by Solstice I'm so fucked. This really truly is all coming to a head now and rapidly. I wish I had things of value/use to give away. Been trying to get this poor single mom I know to take all my PS4 gear for her kid but she refuses. I might go pay off her $200 Christmas layaway without telling her instead.
Plenty of MD for the taking still.
Edit: small stash of amps i doubt i can give away either
Why are you trying to give things away? It's good that you want to help others before you get on the bus but why not just take the mdma yourself and buy some psychs with the money?
Or you can pull a fubi and go build houses in a different country for charity or some shit. Like if you wanna help people just commit your life to it and do some real shit. Get away from everything. Don't kill yourself.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-07 at 6:57 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-07 at 12:43 PM UTC in eBagger searches for Cocaine brought in by Dorian on the coastHowdy niggas
eBagger back atcha wit anotha hot fiya search fo' that sweet barrier island coco!
I've been pretty sober over the past year, thus accounting for my lack of blockbuster, 2-thumbs up, critically acclaimed, 5-star threads. Cause when I'm crunk I'm usually more active for some reason.
ANYWAY.
I was at my buddies house when I was tracking the storm, and I stumbled across this little piece of news...
So even though I'm on the North Carolina coast, I thought to myself...it's worth a go!!
So early morning as soon as the sun came out, and the tide came out, I paddled out to the barrier island in search of large amount of Cocaine bricks, or any other narcotic.
I forgot my camera, as I wasn't thinking of making a thread on it, but I came across some cool stuff too big to haul back, but of no real value. One being a giant Coast Guard Buoy washed up on shore. It looks almost exactly like this, huge enough for me to climb on, with a solar light on top, and a giant bin with 2-inch wide bolts holding it shut.
I may update the thread this weekend or early next week with whats inside, as it will take some work, but with one of those giant wrenches meant for working on diesel engines, or maybe even a plumbers wrench and some WD-40 could be enough to break the rusted bolts.
I asked my friend to ask her husband, who is in the coast guard what are in these suckers. I was told "nothing", and warned of the dangers of tampering with Government property. HAH. I said BITCH...don't restrict my freedom of adventure! Not really, but I was like "oh".
and I did say I give 0 hoots about that shit, and the government does shit I don't agree with all the time fuck their buoys. Of course if it serious this is all in minecraft, and the pictures I upload will be slightly blocky LOL
NOW. For the treasure!
I was disappointed honestly, but I believe either a shipment of sunglasses went overboard, or its just random but considering the amount of sunglasses I found it seemed to be a small shipment went overboard somewhere. I walked the course of a few miles, and every quarter mile I would find a pair of sunglasses. They were full of barnacles but I've been soaking them and they seem to come clean. I got about 6-8 useable pair of sunglasses and some snorkels and a snorkel mouthpiece. I can't make out the brands on some, one of them being Under Armor.
Getting hot and eaten alive by giant island flies, I decided to head back, not totally disappointed as I have a buoy to check out, and found some cool stuff to look at and glasses.
I came across a lone man walking, and he yelled something indecipherable to me, I walked over and asked him "wha?"
--"Ah g'day! I thought you were Bills son my bad, I'm Mark good to meetcha!"
"Ah Gday Mark!"
--"Oy these flies'll take a chunk out of ya Christ"
"You ain't lyin Mark, hazards everywhere out here, watch the broken glass!"
--"Oh will do mate, good luck on your search!"
This fella seemed Australian, and feisty, I might as well joke with him about what I'm lookin for, since he seemed to inquire I was indeed "searching" for something
"Yeah man, I'm on the search alright, I read a bunch of Cocaine bricks washed up on Florida, I'm seein if theres any stragglers!"
--"AHH HAHAHAHH IS THAT ROIGHT HAHA"
--"True story I went to Belize with my brother walking on the beach, and I found a bale THIS BIG *does giant box shape with hands* of Pot! Couldn't take it on the plane of course but boy was that something"
"Thats awesome! Thanks for the inspiration!"
--"Yezzir good luck!"
AHA Finding another mate who'd successfully found kush on the beach. Maybe there was still a chance!
I return to my landing area, then, not 20 meters from where I landed, I spotted a box in the distance....
OH YEAH! JACKPOT!
A functional military box! It was heavy too! I was too excited, but too exhausted as well, so I tossed my loot in the kayak and headed back.
Upon eating mac and cheese and showering, I opened the box hoping for anything cool from the military really, but unfortunately the only thing stuffed in there was empty ammo boxes, and a couple of papa johns pizza plates.
Thats about it. I'll update if I get the energy and motivation to head back and open the buoy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-07 at 2:44 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
