The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-09-15 at 8:25 AM UTC

   #481
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ What are your afterlife beliefs? Dust to dust? Sleep forever ?

   
   I no longer ponder or question such matters and have not for years. I believe there ARE entities/powers beyond our knowing who may influence such things but to think we advanced apes can name, illustrate and describe them is absurd.
2. 2019-09-15 at 10:19 AM UTC

   #482
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I usually don't enjoy Netflix animes, but Sirius the Jaeger was pretty dope. Would recommend. I think it's an original series. Usually Netflix anime sucks because it's an adaptation. Like Devilman Crybaby, plot was gay and the art style even more so. But YMMV, depending on personal preference.
   
   But like i said, Sirius the Jaeger, would recommend.
3. 2019-09-15 at 11:21 AM UTC

   #483
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by mmQ What are your afterlife beliefs? Dust to dust? Sleep forever ?

   
   planessi is my bestie
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4. 2019-09-15 at 1:36 PM UTC

   #484
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I forgot about ole Plantessi. Did hydro off herself too? Havent heard from her in a hot minute.
5. 2019-09-15 at 1:38 PM UTC

   #485
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Solstice I no longer ponder or question such matters and have not for years. I believe there ARE entities/powers beyond our knowing who may influence such things but to think we advanced apes can name, illustrate and describe them is absurd.

   
   Very well. I guess you'll find out. I wish you could report back afterward let us know.
6. 2019-09-15 at 1:39 PM UTC

   #486
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I have a plantessi but i dont write any of it down so nobody can make fun of me :)
7. 2019-09-15 at 1:57 PM UTC

   #487
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ I forgot about ole Plantessi. Did hydro off herself too? Havent heard from her in a hot minute.

   
   I HOPE
8. 2019-09-15 at 3:32 PM UTC

   #488
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I went to my friend's place again last with the sole intention of helping her pack to move and chill for a couple hours to gtfo the house and ended up smoking free meth all night with her other random friend who just happened to stop by who I never met, partied all night then got my friend an Uber because she had to work at 7 am and was about to just walk that shit and I said fuck that.
   
   Force fed her a Gatorade and multivitamin, gave her one Vyvanse and one Xanax bar to keep in her pocket for the day as a survival kit and said you got this shit.
   
   Fuckin' way she goes boys
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9. 2019-09-15 at 6:54 PM UTC

   #489
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Not to detract from solstice, but Sudo how do you go about your business as a Muslim doing a bunch of shit the big guy tells you not to do, and not doing the things he tells you to (in the quaran), even with the threat of hell? Not knocking you, I'm curious.
   
   Does that bother you?
10. 2019-09-15 at 7:08 PM UTC

    #490
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DietPiano Not to detract from solstice, but Sudo how do you go about your business as a Muslim doing a bunch of shit the big guy tells you not to do, and not doing the things he tells you to (in the quaran), even with the threat of hell? Not knocking you, I'm curious.
    
    Does that bother you?

    
    Wat
11. 2019-09-15 at 7:14 PM UTC

    #491
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by G4LM Wat

    
    He's asking Sudo how he deals with sin.
12. 2019-09-15 at 7:22 PM UTC

    #492
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sophie He's asking Sudo how he deals with sin.

    
    I thought Sudo was a white Canadian junkie. The only Muslim I know of on this site is Micheal Meyers
13. 2019-09-15 at 7:22 PM UTC

    #493
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    Casually enjoying an epsom salt foot soak while smoking kief and capping pure MDMA as a Xanax melts under my tongue and the hugely dosed cannabis coconut oil capsule I ate two hours ago does its thing in my stomach.
    
    #justgirlythings
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14. 2019-09-15 at 7:24 PM UTC

    #494
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    The gemini-20 makes an appearance!
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15. 2019-09-15 at 7:24 PM UTC

    #495
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by G4LM I thought Sudo was a white Canadian junkie.

    
    I don't think it's mutually exclusive with identifying as a Muslim.
16. 2019-09-15 at 7:25 PM UTC

    #496
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    Those Dutch people sure know how to make some good powdered sugar!
17. 2019-09-15 at 7:27 PM UTC

    #497
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by G4LM The gemini-20 makes an appearance!

    
    Do you like how I lost the whole tray so I use the plastic cap off a THC cart with a Walgreens pharm lid rigged on top? Works great.
18. 2019-09-15 at 7:28 PM UTC

    #498
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sophie I don't think it's mutually exclusive with identifying as a Muslim.

    
    Being white and Canadian certainly makes it unlikely. And if you're a junkie and a Muslim, well, you're pretty hypocritical. I think he also lives and has sex with a girlfriend which would be another big no. So if he's Muslim he's certainly not religious enough for DietPiano's question to have any sort of interesting answer. There are TONS of Christians in America who are hypocrites like this and do not follow the word of their religious texts.
    
    Not that it's a bad thing.
19. 2019-09-15 at 7:30 PM UTC

    #499
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
20. 2019-09-15 at 7:37 PM UTC

    #500
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This fuckin girl said she wanted to finish moving today after work and now wants "just a few hours" to settle in before having us over after I done told her I just refilled my amp script. Like BITCH you corrupted my brain with methamphetamine and fun and I've been flying like the Blue Angels since yesterday afternoon because as soon as I got home from getting my partner-in-meth to work securely I came home, found my misplaced current Vyvanse script (raincoat pocket, wtf), took one of those, then went to Walmart and filled a whole nother 30.
    
    IM READY TO MOVE WOMAN JUST POINT ME TOWARDS THE WORK!