Ho Ho Ho, everyone! I know Christmas has passed and boxing day as well, but since i was doing stuff with family i didn't get much of a chance to be online. To make up for it, i made all of you a little something. It might be the drugs but who cares, i'm feeling festive niggas.
Any new years resolutions? One of mine is to do more drugs.
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So it was Christmas time 2014 I had just tried meth for the first time a few months prior. My dad was in jail and I was all alone.
So I bought a bunch of meth and trashed my house. I kept thinking my boss was going to come into my house because he knew my landlords.
Then I started hallucinating that my landlords were doing a bunch of work on the house, putting up for sale signs so i had to not do drugs near windows. Then they started putting up ladders against all the windows and climbing on the roof to string up a fucking Santa Claus banner. They had a fake frost you spray on glass to make it look festive and while the guy on the ladder was spraying it on my bathroom window I was hiding under the sink terrified and then he used his fingers to write messages in the frost
I C U
he even wrote it backwards so it would look normal to me. I was being assaulted by fucking Christmas decorations and then they started knocking on my door trying to decorate the inside but I boarded up the door the night before because a drunk native person knocked on my door and threatened me (that part was actually real)
I think the drunk guy that came to my door triggered a psychotic break with the meth because after that I was balls to the wall insane and hallucinated non stop for a week.
I ended up in the mental hospital at new years and my boss had to come pick me up and the next day I went into work spun and late and he just told me to sit down and said im clearly not well and should take a few months off
NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS
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real guppie shit. Yeah I have avacado toast after I do meth because it restores my oxidants, downed that shit with some almond milk and an orange I got from whole foods
i fight the system by spending money and paying taxes, take THAT parents!
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