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Posts by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III

  1. Originally posted by Ghost I hope you die in my lifetime so I don't have to read cringe like this ever again.

    yea right fool i'd lay you out like HTS did on her neighbors front yard lmao
  2. it's pretty selfish but i think it's inevitable that we will eventually overcome the need for our biological urges to fuck and kill and ascend to a higher level of existence, or we will all die from some catastrophic event first. and it's not fair that other people will get to experience that at the expense of my suffering. so i hope they never exist.
  3. lol my parents didn't let me watch it for fear of it being a bad influence. but as nil said, i had totse, which they did not know about. i still watched south park anyways though after they went to bed
  4. thread is useless without pix
  5. my interpretation of the higher power thing is that you just need to convince yourself that it's real even if it doesn't make sense, because it's more rational for you to recognize that even if you need to delude yourself a little bit, it is still better than being strung out and miserable. because nothing really matters anyways.
  6. good luck, dawg.
  7. the concept of having a dating profile always was weird to me. the need to create an advertisement for yourself creates the expectation for a certain standard to be held, which obviously makes it extremely easy to abuse, so it's worthless. it's like a social check in the box, like "we're just going to implement this simple feature just to see if you will buy into it, because if you don't, it means your a weirdo." if i don't get along with someone right off the bat then they can essentially go fuck themselves, there's too many people on the planet and you're ever going to interact with a tiny fraction of any of them anyways so why should anyone expect to care about your boring ass soccer league or shitty smelly dog
  8. Originally posted by mmQ He left. He kept touching my knee because i was flirting with him because I'm flirty. I like gay people they're really fun to hang out with.

    why did he leave then
  9. Originally posted by mmQ This has been one of the craziest 3 day benders of my life. The chair at the auction is one small detail. I xant even begin to describe all the shit that has happened (and is happeninf) lol. I'm at the bar now making fun of people singing karaoke even though they're awesome
    Talking to a gay guy named Tim

    tell tom i said whats up

    *tim
  10. at first i thought this had to be about meth so i was about to agree

    BUT NOPE JUST ANOTHER RETARDED ASS HDL THREAD
  11. walnut creek is for yuppie normie faggots now

    it probably wasn't back in jeff's hayday but it is now. i remember screaming at some yuppie and acting crazy to fuck withthem because they were looking at me because we were all on drugs (in walnut creek)
  12. spent it getting high hiding from the 5 0
    where did all the lines go
    now im so high i be fuckin with my eyes closed
  13. can i put it in capsules and down all the capsules so that i don't have to taste it?
  14. mild to moderate self hatred
  15. people are dying because it's so crowded and hikers can't pass slower hikers because of the weather or some shit so essentially if you're stuck behind a slow climber who is going to die then you are also going to die. it's gotta be probably the most infuriating way to die. i get ragey as fuck just when people are in the way on the sidewalk, and that's not a life or death matter.
  16. Originally posted by HTS The Japanese front of the incel uprising war is going to be one of the bloodiest. Ban assault cutlery.

    that's where you're wrong, you think everyone in japan is an incel because incels in america tend to idolize the stupider part of japanese culture. in reality they have a lot of incels but they are losers anyways and will die out soon, then japan will be inhabited only by the really fucked up sexy ones
  17. we need more korean girls like WAN and jerome. and korean guys while were at it since none of you motherfuckers are man enough to take me in sc2
  18. there is also one other factor to be considered in the pipe vs joint debate, one that is often overlooked. when you smoke a joint, the smoke from the first hits you take from the joint has to travel through the rest of the joint for you to hit it. so technically, as you get to the end of a joint, the hits get stronger because you're then smoking plant material and also residual resin from the part of the joint that has already been burned
  19. Originally posted by Common De-mominator No because you're sacrificing portability by taking up a bong. In the case of joint vs pipe you don't give up any portability, just having to roll a joint.

    whenever they figure out quantum teleportation i will invent a bong that quantum teleports your weed into a really cold body of water, then when the smoke drifts to the top of the enclosure(through the water) it will be teleported back to your smoking device

    this will get around the need to sacrifice portability. another opeion is to get a little bong, mine is like the 3/4 the height of a beer bottle and i take it places sometimes
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