2019-06-22 at 2:17 PM UTC
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BTC is over $10k
we make the hipsters fall in love
2019-06-22 at 2:15 PM UTC
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BTC is over $10k
le'ts make the most of the night like we're gonna die yung
2019-06-22 at 2:08 PM UTC
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I have a date tonight
fuck bitches, do acid, fuck bitches
2019-06-22 at 2:07 PM UTC
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I have a date tonight
sweet, this girl invited me to a bbq and go hang out this afternoon but i'm probably going to go do psychedelics with a bunch of gay dudes instead because that sounds more fun
2019-06-22 at 1:39 PM UTC
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BTC is over $10k
GODDAMMIT 11K FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE
2019-06-22 at 12:58 PM UTC
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taking a dump
lol that's never happened to me
a few years back there was this old homeless dude always riding bikes around and begging people for coffee money and smoking weed and cigarettes at my work all the time. sometimes he got methed out and started being rude/borderline violent but everyone liked him but for the most part i just kinda avoided him even though he would always walk by me and say weird shit in a friendly manner. like once i was listening to music and he walked by and started dancing and was like ITS THE BEAT THAT KEEPS YOU GOING or some shit and just kept dancing for 45 seconds while i was working.
anyways now i work there again and have been seeing this dude around a lot and he's doing better and not on meth anymore just a weed vaping alcoholic with no teeth. the thing is is that he used to be a millionaire but apparently twacked it all away, and he's extremely sociable even though he's mean sometimes so he has friends that are millionaires still and one of them just bought this nigga a house.
anyways i was on my lunch break one day and he was sitting out front smoking cigs so i went out there and was like hey man you got any weed? and he let me hit his vape if i agreed to go down the street and buy him a pack of cigs (with his money). some tweaker asshole pushed him off his bike so he had a walker so i would have done it for him anyways but he let me hit it the vape and i got so fuckin high and then we had a deep discussion about meth addiction and wasting your life. hes like 70 or some shit and did a lot of meth and he's a real 1 for sure. im glad he got a house, now i just need to go party with him. he flirts with mexican girls all the time and we even had some girl come up to us and give him a hug and thank him for the time he walked her to the trolley and smoked her out lmao
i'm going to become a camwhore
i'm in my early 30s along with this other dude i work with. he's chill and not a hardcore addict like i am/was but he does blow and drinks beer and has had his fair share of psychedelics/mdma/weed. last night we were closing the place down together along with some new girl that he was training. she's only 20 years old so like before she showed up the guy was telling me "too bad the new girl will be here because if she wasn't we could get some brews and weed while we close." my first reaction was "lol i already smoked a bowl just now" but then i was like wtf she's 20 years old she probably fucking smokes and drinks anyways. i don't understand why we should pretend like it's something "grownups" don't do when everyone knows people have vices and shit. anyways he was like IDK man she looks pretty clean cut to me.
so i didn't really see her that much for a while then eventually she came to the kitchen to do some stuff and i was listening to trance and goreshit and kmfdm and stuff like that at max volume and some trance song was playing and she started pumping her fist in the air like people do at raves and talking about listening to electronic music and then i looked in her eyes and i could see that "i do drugs" look in her eyes and it was so obvious to me she at least smokes weed so i don't see what the big deal is.
there's also these cambodian kids i work with who are brothers and their cousin was a gangbanger who did a solid amount of time i also used to work with and they're both way more aware and capable of most of the retarded adults i work with. meanwhile all the adults are like trying to watch their language around them and shit like these kids don't know what the fucks up. they like to pretend like theres some secret adult club where we're all better than people because we pretend to be upstanding citizens. fuck that, these kids are talking to me about xanax bars and cocaine and someone needs to tell them the truth about that shit so they don't end up fucking their lives up but everyone is too busy acting like they have a stick up their ass and have never done drugs to bother.
so i told them DON'T TAKE XANAX and cocaine is a waste of time but definitely try acid, mdma, and weed when you get a chance but don't let it consume you. one of them just moved away, we had the same first name so it was tough for me to get through
2019-06-22 at 12:25 PM UTC
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making kmfdm a meme at my work
my boss is basically this dude who wears all black and constantly listens to the cure/depeche mode/the smiths/lcd soundsystem but he also acts like a total dad and goes around voicing his opinions on simple things and singing songs in a bad voice and being like dorky/friendly to everyone. he's also a hipster and i work with a bunch of hipsters there that are all so insecure in their choice of music and personality that they need the validation of other "COOL PEOPLE" who listen to music that sounds like a bunch of river nymphs singing over trap hi hats before they can muster up the courage to say they like it too.
anyways one day i was feeling troll-ish and started talking about how awesome kmfdm is because i just figured they would all be revolted. my boss was like DUSNT THAT STAND FOR KILL MOTHERFUCKING DEPECHE MODE (depeche mode is his favorite band) (which is stupid, nobody is going to name their band something like that) but i was just like "idk yea probably lmao" and the other insecure hipster faggot said he never heard of them, but then a month later i walked in to work and that kid was listening to kmfdm.
now i think i'm gonna buy a kmfdm shirt and wear it into work just to troll my boss and hopefully it catches on to more people
