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Posts by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III

  1. go to the gf store
  2. im geeked too faggot
  3. Originally posted by Sophie As a supporter of pure weeaboo faggotry, i support the notion of you getting a cute schoolgirl outfit for your gf, make it modest and plain. Maybe put a colorful ribbon in her hair. That'd be cute.

    Also, she sounds like a keeper fam, post pics of your gf.

    i'm not going to post here, but if she's ok with it i'll pm you
  4. 1. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
    2. wellhung
    3. any user name that starts with c
  5. Originally posted by blackbird I had one of those but I bought it online. It definitely got me high.

    well like was there a brand name or something? this one has a green package
  6. Originally posted by Lanny
    I thought about getting The Following. The base game was fucking stupid on so many levels, I hated _every_ character that got a single line, the durability mechanics were cancer, the plot was a moronic sequence of macguffins, the stealth sequences resolved to "spam q and watch patterns", the "oh no we're running out of anti-zombie-meds" like was the stupidest plot device since you could never, no matter what you do, actually run out of said med AND YET there was something really damn fun about it. Progressing from having to play hella skittish and running for the window as soon as you hear a noise in the beginning of the game to being able to grab-and-run through difficult areas, to becoming a fire/lightning scimitar avatar of re-de-animation was satisfying. It was poor horror but the difficulty of the early night missions was enough to create some real shit-your-pants moments the first time you have to go through a tunnel, when those sprinty niggas show up, or any time you enter a confined space.

    The skill balancing was really jank as only like 20% of them were really worth a shit, but when you got one of those 20% it was awesome. I remember spending like 3 days blowing off the game's quests just dropkicking zombie nigs into (completely unexplained) spiky shit for exp. I also distinctly remember the first time I survived a night outside by running out of a safe zone, dropkicking the a night zombie off a roof, and booking it back for like half an hour, then slowly working up to moving further out, taking more risks, eventually being able to move between safezones. It was a really satisfying formula for some reason.

    It's a great example of a game that managed to do almost everything wrong but still somehow created a really satisfying gameplay loop that salvaged the game.

    aye that part in jurassic park book where malcolm is shooting up morphine just waiting for the raptors to eat him after everyone else bounces on him to save their own sorry asses was dank though
  7. and also benzos and Crouton
  8. Originally posted by mmQ For me, smoking weed will re-up my high for a while, however the hell that works.

    yea dude i take dabs until everything is shiny and happy again
  9. i kinda want to try some again just for shits and giggles every once in a while or somethin but don't want to go through the hassle of ordering online and shit. i think i heard smoke shops are selling "cbd" cartridges in them that actually have blends of syncans. i noticed the shop down the street had some. is this legit? has anyone tried?
  10. Originally posted by mmQ Fine just dress her in Paw Patrol footsie pajamas.

    yea dude but she can pass for like 16-17 maybe but not 4. UGH YOU ARE SO UNHELPFUL WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
  11. Originally posted by mmQ That's Kasumi though

    oh lol well i guess i'm a racist bastard
  12. Originally posted by Technologist First or second one. The third one looks like it could just be an adult looking slutty.

    yea i was thinking the second one because i like the first one too but it seems a little too subtle.
  13. Originally posted by mmQ

    i think you kinda missed the point, chun li is old enough to fight and therefore a chun li outfit would totally ruin the point
  14. alright so my gf and i were high and decided it would be funny to troll people because she can pass for very young for her age, by buying her an asian schoolgirl uniform and then she wears it out to a concert or something while i just wear my normal shit and make out with her and horrify all the normies. ANYWAYS so she said I can pick what she wears and it can be as slutty as I want but I'm not sure if I should get something like super modest, slightly slutty, or very slutty.

    The super modest one might make it better because she legit might look like really young and shit. i kind of like the halfway slutty look. the full slutty look is dank too. i'll post some pictures for reference.

    this is like a more modest one


    this is the real japanese sara one


    this one is the really slutty one




    anyways anyone got any ideas. yes she is asian and i am pro miscegenation. now that we've got that out of the way let's hear the suggestions. if you guys have a good suggestion i can probably get her to post a pic of the final result.
  15. yo this goes out to all the kids who have their car at the club valet...and its TUESDAY
  16. *PON PON WAY WAY WAY*
  17. DAAAAAMNNNNNN
  18. i'm a solid 6.5 inches but with meth its more like 7
  19. pussy money weed
  20. oh so thats what that japanese shit is lmfao
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