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Posts by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III

  1. i use jars instead of cups so no
  2. what the fuck is zocalo
  3. a couple weeks ago i had been up for a couple nights and was fucked up wearing my psychedelic rick and morty hoodie and chatting with my girlfriend in the middle of the night and heard some dudes yelling so i was like wtf and we went to the balcony and there was like 10 cops with guns pointed at some dude getting arrested out front. this one cop spots me and my gf and i see her coming to enter our building so as soon as she was out of eyesight we ducked back into my room and locked the door and i swear i could hear her footsteps coming up after us probably looking for witnesses. now the glass on the front door is all shattered and broken and still hasn't been fixed.
  4. *hits bong*
  5. Originally posted by aldra if you can't figure out the dosage to put your girlfriend in a coma you're using the wrong search terms

    it only takes me a couple mg of ambien
  6. i have jerked it to her videos on meth before

    now that i've seen her actually talk i don't think i can
  7. maybe i need some rehab
    OR MAYBE JUST NEED SOME SLEEP
  8. lol @ wellhungs depression
  9. all of it, obviously
  10. dude FUCK this hurricane it's holding my life up
  11. cracked out and sleepless in seattle
    got drunk and barfed on my shadow
  12. thats why i chose this life and now im in deep thats why i hold this chopper 223s and squeeze squeeze squeeze i pray 4 god up above 2 give death 2 my enemiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeees
  13. that extra $1 is for the last rock when ur fiending
  14. AND IT FEEEELS LIIIKE MEEEEEEE ON A GOOD DAY

    *drums kick in*
    *spine tingles*
    *shoots up propylene glycol*
  15. i agree w/ OP
  16. on one hand it seems like it should but on the other hand it kinda seems like all you'd be doing is diluting the concentration of your stomach acid and slowing it down.
  17. i'm still waiting for the shit to start but it never really warmed up except for like a week or two and now it's already time for people to start talking about fall coming and pumpkin spice like a bunch of idiot yuppies
  18. TVs are for lames
  19. crackheads kids name
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