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Posts by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III

  1. there used to be some douche at my gf's work who would talk shit about me and i knew it and he was like one of those literary faggots who thought he could impress asian girls simply through his knowledge of white people literature. anyways i saw him a few times when i was fucked up and i would just give him dirty looks then once my gf said he was talking shit and i was super pissed off and spun out and went and told him whats up like i was ready to throw down and then he got scared and moved to a different continent just to send those random once every couple of year fb picture likes
  2. idk, i would say meth but i don't hate it i actually love it. there's never been a point where i'm like FUCKKK I DON'T WANT TO DO MORE BUT I NEED TO. it's more like "i know this is bad for me but it's about to be fun as FUCK"
  3. when ur about to have sex and it's like imagine urself sitting on your knees with the girl laying on her back in front of you and then you move each leg outward until you hear two loud pops of ur hips cracking and then you just slide it in. does anyone else do this? i've been told usually ppl aren't flexible enough to do that by more than one person
  4. yea, that too. it's like looking back at an old memory but ur fucked up on pills and benzos so everything is slow
  5. probably because its reminiscent as fuck of 90s roller rink ballads
  6. fuck peasant heaux
  7. pocket full of ketamine, methamphetamine
  8. smoking hella weed
  9. i want to make a custom soundboard so when someone is over or just when i'm by myself and i take a huge bong rip i can hit a button that has some dude with an english accent yelling "M-M-M-MASSIVE HIT, MATE!" and other various noises like the hip hop horn thing in regular conversation
  10. Originally posted by mmQ Ohh fancy like it's holding a little mug saying "refill please!"

    Here's mine.

    wow ur pipe sucks
  11. Originally posted by mmQ I read that as 'psychedelic ring and Morty hoodie' like they were two different things. Oops.

    AW HELL NAWWWW
  12. i dont own any jedielry
  13. also FUCK ARNOX
  14. spectral is a pedo
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