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Posts by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III

  1. its gonna be alright
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  2. Originally posted by totse3.com ehhh??


    You have to be careful about Jokes like this. there has been 5 or 6 buildings (massive Construction apartment and condo sites) that burned down in Oakland and Big Luigi is staying in the bay area.

    Someone on here said something about setting me on fire.. lanny should try and pull this old post. Our apartment/condo was set on fire by someone at least 3 times. wrote "This place should burn to the ground" in one of the buildings and the alarms were going off even at 3am

    One of them I suspected someone because of their foreknowledge but it seems they're just caddy.

    that being said, Why taunt the fire department. they have to deal with people who don't want to leave their buildings when they are clearly on fire because those people want to sleep. My understanding is when fire consumes a room.. it sucks all the air out. and you're not going to wake up so easily.

    Plus most Firefighters go through rigorous training and would stomp a mud puddle or pothole size dent in your arse!


    though I have to be honest.. some of them are real egotistical dickheads. showy.. but that goes for all high respected groups. don't be around them when they drink. they take "frat" like humor to a whole other level.

    There’s no oxygen in my place anyways because it’s all been sucked out by the massive amounts of weed smoke
  3. Originally posted by Ghost You should shoot it.

    I think you can do it IM

    Yea I’ve heard that but is it better? I trashed all my shooting up paraphenila anyways and I’m not about to order another 100 pack lmao
  4. hell yea, maybe i should go to the beach today
  5. Originally posted by Rizzo in a box wait I was about to tell this story and then I realized I couldn't remember WHICH story about being on acid in the woods and getting rolled up on cops, there was at least half a dozen ones. if you can supply any details hopefully i can remember which one you mean

    you took like 5 hits and chilled with your friend and didnt tell them you took acid just to see if they could tell you were tripping or not
  6. oh shit and they have free valet parking too. damn being a veteran is dank. ima get one of those hats lmao
  7. brb changing my appt to female doctor. do you think its too much if i ask them for the most attractive one?
  8. rizzo can you repeat the story of when you took a bunch of acid and chilled with your friend in the woods and the cops rolled up on you? i recorded myself reading it in the totse days and used to play it back to myself as a bedtime story for years but i have since lost the story
  9. alcohol is by far the shittiest drug. it feels the most toxic, has little to no euphoria, loosens social inhibitions but mainly in a way that makes you act sloppy and dumb (as opposed to etizolam or some ghb which makes you chill but still thoughtful), has a TERRIBLE comedown and hangover, costs a lot if you go out, and its also the drug most favored by normie faggots. if you like drinking ur a piece of shit, no ifs ands or buts
  10. on the other hand nicotine is dank as fuck and also how could i live without weed? this question is too difficult
  11. actually once i went to the doctors when i was like around 18 i think and it ended up being this super sexy female doctor and i remember i was so nervous she was going to check my balls because i was like fuuuuck theres no way im not gonna get a boner lmao

    i dont remember what happened, so im guessing she just didnt check that thing
  12. i'd stare at them with my hateful druggie eyes technique i've perfected and unsettle them to their core. i would then lie to them and convince them that whatever reason we were pitted against each other was someone else trying to fuck us both over and we could get out of it together, then when they trusted me when they turned their back i would strangle them with some sort of wire or shoelace prison style
  13. who the fuck is matt and why does everyone know who he is. is this wellhung?
  14. alright so i've been on hella drugs for a good while and haven't gone to the doctors or anything (except the ER twice for free, THANKS OBAMA) and i called to get a doctors appointment with the VA and they asked if i wanted a male or female doctor. it kinda caught me off guard because i'm not tying to get laid at the doctors office or anything so like why would i want a female doctor? also they probably get males requesting female doctors all the time because they're a bunch of creepy fucked up veterans who have isolated themselves socially or tweak out on the streets and drink shitty whiskey.
  15. the fire department has been doing a bunch of shit in my building lately inspecting shit and sometimes i get paranoid that they're actually DEA agents coming to steal my 1/2 oz of weed so just to make sure i hit my bong multiple times with them in the hallway so they can smell it
  16. my body still clings to life only my spirits dead inside i pray for death everynight but i keep waking up alive
  17. i got this dudes number from a friend who moved away a long time ago but i ended up meeting him and he's super chill and i picked up mdma and coke off him a few times and its always dank. he gave me 200 mg of s isomer ketamine for 10 bux as a sampler and i tried a 20 mg bump and it was super strong and dank.

    anyways so i have a little less than 2 points of this ketamine left, how much should i take to hole? when ive got k in the past it's usually been shitty and cut. the few times it was dank i was only given a little bump or two. plus i fixed my car last night so i'm pretty much back to being a fully functional member of society with a full time job, social interactions and a car that i can drive. and the only responsibility i have today is to go to the dentist this morning. i'm kind of nervous about that one because the last time i went was a year ago right before i plunged myself into a monthslong methbender.
  18. yea that's a tough one. LSD is definitely amongst the top tier if i'm having a good day and good times recently. if shits been bad i like poppy seed tea to make me forget about literally everything for the entire day. etizolam is my favorite for everyday interaction with people/work/shit like that
  19. i don't really understand this feud lmao
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