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taunting the fire department
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2018-11-15 at 2:22 PM UTCthe fire department has been doing a bunch of shit in my building lately inspecting shit and sometimes i get paranoid that they're actually DEA agents coming to steal my 1/2 oz of weed so just to make sure i hit my bong multiple times with them in the hallway so they can smell itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-15 at 2:29 PM UTCYou should activate the sprinkler system just for giggles.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-15 at 4:37 PM UTCFuck the fire department banging on my door at 3am waking up the entire building to evacuate.
My neighbors banging on the door like "SCRAWNY YOU HAVE TO LEAVE" my girlfriend was outside I was frantically packing my bong, weed and duffel bag full of cash while all these cuck ass bitches kept opening my door telling me I have to leave.
I walked out of the apartment, told the fire department and all my neighbors to go fuck themselves and walked off.
The building wasn't even on fire it was just some electrical bullshit and a light exploded, fucking pussies.
And they act like I'm the bad guyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-15 at 4:40 PM UTCThis is America (assuming you're in America)...you can stay in your home regardless (cite: mandatory evacuations which many people ignore).
Unless you're David Koresh of course...
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2018-11-15 at 5:15 PM UTCwave at the flag or ill assume you're disabled
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2018-11-15 at 5:45 PM UTC
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2018-11-15 at 6:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by blaster master Do you guys rememeber when Big Luigi lit that job site on fire?
ehhh??
You have to be careful about Jokes like this. there has been 5 or 6 buildings (massive Construction apartment and condo sites) that burned down in Oakland and Big Luigi is staying in the bay area.
Someone on here said something about setting me on fire.. lanny should try and pull this old post. Our apartment/condo was set on fire by someone at least 3 times. wrote "This place should burn to the ground" in one of the buildings and the alarms were going off even at 3am
One of them I suspected someone because of their foreknowledge but it seems they're just caddy.
that being said, Why taunt the fire department. they have to deal with people who don't want to leave their buildings when they are clearly on fire because those people want to sleep. My understanding is when fire consumes a room.. it sucks all the air out. and you're not going to wake up so easily.
Plus most Firefighters go through rigorous training and would stomp a mud puddle or pothole size dent in your arse!
though I have to be honest.. some of them are real egotistical dickheads. showy.. but that goes for all high respected groups. don't be around them when they drink. they take "frat" like humor to a whole other level. -
2018-11-15 at 6:15 PM UTCI exploded a house once
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2018-11-15 at 6:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by totse3.com ehhh??
You have to be careful about Jokes like this. there has been 5 or 6 buildings (massive Construction apartment and condo sites) that burned down in Oakland and Big Luigi is staying in the bay area.
Someone on here said something about setting me on fire.. lanny should try and pull this old post. Our apartment/condo was set on fire by someone at least 3 times. wrote "This place should burn to the ground" in one of the buildings and the alarms were going off even at 3am
One of them I suspected someone because of their foreknowledge but it seems they're just caddy.
that being said, Why taunt the fire department. they have to deal with people who don't want to leave their buildings when they are clearly on fire because those people want to sleep. My understanding is when fire consumes a room.. it sucks all the air out. and you're not going to wake up so easily.
Plus most Firefighters go through rigorous training and would stomp a mud puddle or pothole size dent in your arse!
though I have to be honest.. some of them are real egotistical dickheads. showy.. but that goes for all high respected groups. don't be around them when they drink. they take "frat" like humor to a whole other level.
There’s no oxygen in my place anyways because it’s all been sucked out by the massive amounts of weed smoke -
2018-11-15 at 6:51 PM UTC
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2018-11-15 at 6:55 PM UTCI wonder how many times a fire department building has burned down.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-15 at 6:56 PM UTCAt least once upon quick review.
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2018-11-15 at 6:59 PM UTCWe should make a niggasin.space fireman calendar where we all get naked and make sexy poses in front of big shiny red trucksThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-15 at 7:58 PM UTCMy former friend's ex was a fireman they r notorious druggies/alchys.
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2018-11-15 at 8:21 PM UTCI got my dick sucked once thanks to a fire alarm at 2am.
I was just laying to sleep when it went off. I was so out of it, I didn't know wtf was going on. I swept the place with a rifle and ear pro til I got to the living room, when I realized that it was the general building fire alarm going off.
So I quickly get dressed and go outside to greet the crowd of tards lining up outside the building like the good king that I am. As soon as I make it down the few steps to street level, some younger drunk bitch walks up talking about all that swag that I have with the adidas and all.
Then we go to my place, i throat fuck her, and sleep. In the morning she goes to the bathroom, then leaves. I later find 15 bucks in said bathroom. Free breakfast my niggas.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-15 at 8:53 PM UTC
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2018-11-15 at 8:54 PM UTC
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2018-11-15 at 9:11 PM UTCHe wanted me to join up with promises that 90% of the time all they did was cook bacon and play pool in the firehouse.
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2018-11-15 at 9:15 PM UTCYeah but i can't picture y as a fireman
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2018-11-15 at 9:17 PM UTC
