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Posts by BummyMofo

  1. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz OP does not have a door, he couldn't even get hired as an uber driver

    You couldn't even volunteer at a homeless shelter
    because you are a convicted sex offender of violent sex crimes
  2. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I wish I never made this. Where's the van for us to throw vinny in? Fuckin pedo ring bitch
  3. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Ever since age 14 I was fuckin bitches who have been around the block. I'd venture to say most men will never even know what it's like to fuck a virgin bitch.

    This is the real.
  4. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    you would know, having been to prison where you get raped with razor wire
  5. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Nigger.

    You are the wino hobo
  6. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting shoulda stabbed em

    Hah if he had tried something I would've.
  7. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ^ what apes would think.

    stfu hateful cracker


    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing little labia along with his lovely lips like the lascivious lovely lass allowed his uncle larry when he was little……"

    not bad
    but she kinda seems like the kinda bitch you'd fuck on a Tuesday
    Not your bottom bitch or main source of pussy
  8. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    must have had stepped on its tail.

    Speedy is likely the oldest dude here. Our "senior citizen"
  9. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why dont you fuck one of your own.

    See, when you racist motherfuckas say "we stick with our own" and shit like that, to the rest of us it sounds like you're fuckin your family (which I know you are)
  10. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls How much does she charge?

    $40 a throw. I only need a bitch for maybe 15 minutes honestly lol
  11. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I've been fuckin this white hooker with blue hair and she looks like shit but it's a good deal price-wise
  12. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I answered the door this morning and some homeless cracker manbun bitch was there started immediately asking questions about if I am willing to help. Didn't know with what but I said fuck off and slammed the door in his face. I came outside later and the bitch smashed a bottle on the ground outside and glass was everywhere

    Why are hobos coming in apartment complex. Maybe I should have been more Christian. Idk but that was bullshit man. I need to get a house surrounded by barbed wire with security cameras and turrets.
  13. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the only thing niggers produce is sweats.

    Like...sweatpants sweatshirts? hm
    The "nigger" is you.
  14. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i've produced more in a year than you have and will in your entire lifetime.

    false. I have produced more in a day than your entire family will in their lives combined.
  15. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung shut up, nigger.
    I'll shut up if you stop raping and strangling teenage girls. But that won't happen.


    Originally posted by Nonce OP has great Child Pawn.

    No. gtfo. You can ask vinny or wellhung for that.
  16. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Who is this faggot, a Spectral alt?

    Hard to tell who is whos alt. Let's just call him NaziInternetman #287.
  17. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny jéw tricks only work when jéws perform them.

    niggers trying to perform jéw tricks are just going to end up like juicy smallet and that nascar bubba guy.

    You sound like the typa mothafucker who be like "getting your dick sucked in prison isn't gay"
    stfu
  18. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the yardstick of a society is how much they produce.

    this is why africans should apely be categorized as apes.

    It's hilarious how people like you can be so dedicated to production
    yet have absolutely nothing to show for it.

    The chinamen surely don't. Just an overcrowded, miserable, polluted shithole with censored internet. and these are the people you shill for. SMH
  19. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe So are drugs.

    Stick with weed and the hallucigenic shit, those stims and opiates and benzos and shit you shouldn't fuck with imo
  20. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    If your work has a tip jar, put a bunch of your own cash in it at the beginning of your shift. This pressures people to tip you and you'll make a considerable amount more

    Post your apartment online for rent and pretend you're the property manager. After you collect $50 application fees, just send everyone denial letters.

    Can’t remember how much you quoted a customer for a job? Invoice them 5x what you think it was. They will either pay or call you up with the proper amount and you can claim a billing mistake.

    If you own a household item that you cannot afford to get repaired keep it in your car. If you are ever in an accident that isn’t your fault you can claim it broke during the collision and get the repair paid for in the insurance claim.

    Need to throw away bulky items or some shady things? Find the nearest apartment complex near you and use their dumpsters
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