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  1. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Find some orange microdot [200ug], preferably double-barrel. They are very moderate and give you an nice smooth buzz - just enough to get into a nice zone, but not enough to put you over the top. Highly recommended. Take one double or two singles and it takes about an hour to kick in, then you'll be good for about 6-8 hours, whereupon you can take 1 or 2 every 5 hours and ride you along nicely for days.

    Lol, you haven't done drugs in a long time have you
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  2. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    She's cooler than you
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  3. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by aldra fucking lol

    "I was only spamming with OTHER ACCOUNTS why did my MAIN ACCOUNT get in trouble!!!"

    No you got it backwards. Scrawny the ghost was the first one to spam and it got a 9 year ban so I said fuck it and started spamming with alts in protest.

    It doesn't matter though, the faggot list was a ruse all along. The REAL faggot list was actually the homosexual document

    https://pastebin.com/EyNkvav8
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by HTS I was only using Scrawny the ghost and it got banned for 9 years. I never spammed with those accounts until my main account got banned, and I wasn't going to.

    fucking lol

    "I was only spamming with OTHER ACCOUNTS why did my MAIN ACCOUNT get in trouble!!!"
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  5. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Tell scron to shut the fuck up and be thankful

    If it wasn't for Lanny and his forum, you two would never have met
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  6. My dearest §m£ÂgØL,

    I received your correspondence and I must say that I am pleased as ever to hear from you. Summer is here, in full, and the pregnant air swells with humidity. Needless to say, my mood is less than pleasant. The townspeople are all ripe with the pungency of rotten flesh. Speaking of flesh, I am gravely concerned for your bug bitten manhood. Furthermore, the amount of cream you requested for your gaping, chafed sphincter is...troublesome. I do hope you survive this unfortunate series of events. I’ve lovingly included your requested items. Don’t hesitate to write again.

    Your beloved,

    Fralala
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  7. Xlite African Astronaut
    Microdosing lsd works if you're suffering from exhaustion or laziness as its really called. It also increases self confidence and will allow you to go places you wouldn't normally go and try things you would otherwise never have done. It increases creativity and will make you think in ways you usually didn't. Its excellent for practicing wing chun as i've noticed myself ( in small doses obviously )
    Tolerance is usually reset after 14 days of taking a break. You want to do it every day for 3 or 4 days maybe, then you should break. Your heart will suffer a bit, but it shouldn't be too much to worry about unless you do it for like 14-30 days in a row. Don't do extreme workouts though.

    I haven't tried microdosing psilocybin but its known to trigger neurogenesis in the brain and i do plan to explore it further in the future, to see which will make you learn and retain in the most effective manner.
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  8. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Saves on cost of prescribed meds.
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  9. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by aldra you should not encourage them

    How about little hot dogs?

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  10. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    This song sucks
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you should not encourage them
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  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by fanglekai i'm not going to stick around.

    ok, have fun not posting on the forums bud
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  13. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Posting from a cyber cafe from beyond the grave.

    Hell isn't too bad, Satan is a douchebag,

    He runs the place like a cuck who used to get beat by his step-dad.

    Apparently he finds tweakers to be annoying, they get under his skin.

    Can you believe in Hell, of all places, I'm deprived of this sin.

    He'll try to seduce you and pull out a shard filled bag.
    It's not real,
    but your hope is so strong.
    For a sack that size, nothing wrong with some red schlong.

    Don't fall for it, it's a trick.
    He's got a 3-pronged dick,
    and offer up 3 holes quick,
    trust me, you don't want him to pick.

    He sells you this illusion of a "sack" and knows you'll be back. I repeated this insanity so many times, I lost track.

    Every time my shards disappeared under a suspicious circumstance.
    He's in on it from the get
    tweakers don't have a chance.

    He has good heroin though.

    EDIT: My dumbass mixed up your and you're. If I wasn't already dead I'd kill myself of embarrassment. At least it was not an error due to ignorance of this basic grammar rule but just a basic full-retard fuckup on my part.

    I swear, anytime I see someone make that mistake, I scoff and internally think of how much more intelligent I am than they are and now I feel kinda like an asshole.

    EDIT: I fucking put a spelling error in my above edit.
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  14. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    a few pieces of it.

    without turning my eyes of the screen, i snaked my hand into my bag of bread.

    last piece tasted slightly off but i chalked it to the nearly charred skin.

    but this ones totally off, so i looked and it was GREEN !!!

    now im feeling pucky and im not sure if its my disgust or is it my bodily reaction to consuming tainted food.

    fuck.
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  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    What do you know, it is borked. I pushed a fix that should fix it, let me know if it's still an issue after a cache clear. Thanks for letting me know.

    P.S. College Professor: fuck off
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    not really, the lazy eye angle kind of ruins it
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  17. Manonfire African Astronaut



    Rofl this pic shows what she really looks like fffuuuuccc
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  18. Originally posted by Zanick My first tongue kiss was with a very attractive man. We were naked in a hot tub at the time with several other people. He clearly knew what he was doing, which made it awkward because I really didn't. I had never felt somebody suck on my face like that before, but suddenly, there was this hot, young stallion attached by the lips. I had a little time to get to know him prior to the kiss, but not long after we'd met was his tongue wrestling mine between our bearded cheeks, and that was a very gay fact that has never faded from my memory.

    It didn't go further than that, because we didn't have enough alcohol. Ultimately, I do think fondly of what happened that night if only because it was my first time seeing what a man's tongue does when it's in another man's mouth. I won't say I didn't enjoy it, despite my inexperience, and I can imagine it'll happen again someday if I'm feeling especially affectionate for some beautiful, hairy fellow. God forbid my father ever finds out, I think he'd have a stroke.


    This is my new favorite thread.
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  19. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    My first tongue kiss was with a very attractive man. We were naked in a hot tub at the time with several other people. He clearly knew what he was doing, which made it awkward because I really didn't. I had never felt somebody suck on my face like that before, but suddenly, there was this hot, young stallion attached by the lips. I had a little time to get to know him prior to the kiss, but not long after we'd met was his tongue wrestling mine between our bearded cheeks, and that was a very gay fact that has never faded from my memory.

    It didn't go further than that, because we didn't have enough alcohol. Ultimately, I do think fondly of what happened that night if only because it was my first time seeing what a man's tongue does when it's in another man's mouth. I won't say I didn't enjoy it, despite my inexperience, and I can imagine it'll happen again someday if I'm feeling especially affectionate for some beautiful, hairy fellow. God forbid my father ever finds out, I think he'd have a stroke.
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  20. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I think it takes huge balls for a woman to put up her picture where all us niggas can see it and say the shit we inevitably say.
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