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ITT we only communicate as if we were writing letters, telegrams, or other outdated forms of communication

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    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Dear Zanick,

    How is your penis piercing? I hope it's doing fine

    My penis is doing well. Thanks for asking.

    Hope to see you and your penis again soon


    -Gol'm
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    Dear §m£ÂgØL,
    I hope this finds you well. bundy is a great drug and I don't care if you think it's bad.

    Yours in Christ, Lucy

    STOP
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    apt Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
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    Originally posted by apt To whom it may concern:

    Kill yourself

    Regards,
    Daily

    OMG are you really Daily? I've been wondering what happened to you.
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    apt Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
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    Yeah well I'm not as smart as either of them. You have to let me know these things.
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Nah, I know it, too.
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    My dearest §m£ÂgØL,

    I received your correspondence and I must say that I am pleased as ever to hear from you. Summer is here, in full, and the pregnant air swells with humidity. Needless to say, my mood is less than pleasant. The townspeople are all ripe with the pungency of rotten flesh. Speaking of flesh, I am gravely concerned for your bug bitten manhood. Furthermore, the amount of cream you requested for your gaping, chafed sphincter is...troublesome. I do hope you survive this unfortunate series of events. I’ve lovingly included your requested items. Don’t hesitate to write again.

    Your beloved,

    Fralala
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