Why my imaginary girlfriend broke up with me today? I-I just can’t believe she’d do this to me. Bitch don’t even exist so I’m freaking out like this?! I miss her, I miss her so...Someone take me out of my misery because-
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Originally posted by CandyRein
You always find the most hilarious stuff D 😋
Side thought
Im getting sleepy I better hurry put my scrubs in the dryer before I pass out
I try 😉
Sorry for late text, I just find it highly excruciating and gut wrenching hard to post around an irrational racial imbecile. It’s one of the reasons I barely post here..besides being stalked to oblivion; he’s worst than ant. Now that’s something I thought I’d never admit to this day and age. He clearly beaten this man by a huge margin. He needs a girlfriend or a pet. If he has one, then it must be miserable af sheltering with this piece of shit with bad skunk spray, betrothed into his unwashed for 8 year armpits. *spits*
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And guess what? Since it’s on the worst day of the week, I’m going to spend a whole day/night stay at a hotel, turn my fone off and lay in bed all dai drinking jack daniels. Naked. No gf, no strippers, no frens pretending to care, nothing. Please don’t wish me a happy birthday. Remind yourself that you, yes you, never cared in the first place. Fuck off 🖕🏽 Happy birthday to me. Me
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