Originally posted by CandyRein
You always find the most hilarious stuff D 😋
Side thought
Im getting sleepy I better hurry put my scrubs in the dryer before I pass out
I try 😉
Sorry for late text, I just find it highly excruciating and gut wrenching hard to post around an irrational racial imbecile. It’s one of the reasons I barely post here..besides being stalked to oblivion; he’s worst than ant. Now that’s something I thought I’d never admit to this day and age. He clearly beaten this man by a huge margin. He needs a girlfriend or a pet. If he has one, then it must be miserable af sheltering with this piece of shit with bad skunk spray, betrothed into his unwashed for 8 year armpits. *spits*
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And guess what? Since it’s on the worst day of the week, I’m going to spend a whole day/night stay at a hotel, turn my fone off and lay in bed all dai drinking jack daniels. Naked. No gf, no strippers, no frens pretending to care, nothing. Please don’t wish me a happy birthday. Remind yourself that you, yes you, never cared in the first place. Fuck off 🖕🏽 Happy birthday to me. Me
Me
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Me
Me.
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You slap em with upside the head with today’s newspaper. If it doesn’t work the first time, try it again. If it didn’t work the 2nd time, try it one last time. By the 3rd time and they’re still unconscious, consult a lawyer, then hit em again a 4th time for good luck. If that didn’t work whack em again a 5th time for bad luck. By this time the newspaper might seem a bit unraveling, so, roll it up again and whack em again a 6th time for your troubles. Now if that didn’t work-
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Being able to wake up the next morning knowing how grateful you are to still be alive in this dreadful place of living life, knowing that you’re not better than anyone, but yourself and denaturalize others opinions because for one potential fact: they are not god, and they for damn sure ain’t perfect either. Cosmic energy, guide me to truest path of nothing but positivity. Namaste.
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Find a boyfriend, get married the next day. Tell him you're pregnant and let him deal with all your problems afterwards. When it is finally fixed, file for a divorce. Now your curse is transferred. Boom.
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LJ is so radiant when she looks the par from being a down to earth type of gal. I just wanna hold her and give her lots of kisses ugh! So totes adorbs that pic
I bet she could rap a few bars😍
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I had a dream that I wiped the footprints off my dash. Tore up those sun-faded photographs. Threw 'em in the wind, ya'll can have it back. I'm outta here- I stuck my middle finger up in the sky. Flipped off that "ya'll come back" sign. Looked in the mirror one last time and watched it disappear. It ain't nothin' but a rearview town. Broken hearts and rusted plows. Roots ripped right up out of the ground. Never thought I'd ever leave it. It ain't nothin' what it used to be. Population minus me, on the other side of that dust cloud. Ain't nothin' but a rearview town. I could tough it out, but what's the use? A place that small, it's hard to do. Too much of her to run into and so much road to somewhere new.
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