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  1. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Thanks Betty Crocker, likewise. 😋
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  2. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    1st for granny pannies ❤️😍
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  3. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I'm an acquired taste. Don't like me? Acquire some taste. Simple.
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  4. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    😜👅🤫
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  5. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    The fact the patriots seem as if they weren't going to make it to the Superbowl and still did, is a bit freakishly scary. And not to mention-Borrrrrrrrrrrring😪😪😪😪



    Hope they lose again. 😏
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  6. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Seeing my offsprings graduating high school to go college, having at least one more child with someone special after marriage(getting it done the right way), a higher salary career job, an anti-recycling artificial intelligence drone/ creation, whereas whenever there’s litter on the ground or flying in the wind, they’ll be able to dispose of it and give witnessing crowds encouraging chants to recycle more, more and more solar energy panels, selective transportation running off of electricity. No more pollution. Well, lets keep it limited, for our own personal perspectives(nothing better than to feel that torque vibration and gear shifting). Let’s keep this earth lively. Lets work smarter, not harder. Mars is NOTa habitable place to live. It’s only good for just a visit, or two. There’s nothing better out there than our earthly nature. This is the 21 century folks! We must work together! We need better lectures for our upcoming interventions. Henceforth, this earth world has been through a lot. And it can endure, but it could only take so much. Unless, we change our mind sets, set the goal, and maintain that course. No more flopping. We’re already overpopulated, so the very least we could do is save our planet with all these extra hands. I’m just saying.
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  7. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein D, I am never ever too busy for a good friend …
    *gloves up*


    I’m a medical professional.. relax

    *massages glute*




    *snickers to myself ”lol butts”*

    Umm.. I mean.. I see.. I see yes…

    That should get that spasm out


    Ot..

    I feel really really good .. I honestly do.. I feel good
    Just fast forward to 17:03, I want it done just like dis please. Thx😂😂

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  8. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Fucking muscle spasms, or maybe I'm taking too much caffeine...either or, out of all fuckin places on my body, why my ass cheek?
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  9. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    She's busy at the moment I believe lol. I already contacted my doctor to schedule an appointment. Hopefully it ain't cancer.
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  10. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    That's not what I meant. 😉
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  11. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Ow...😔
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  12. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Darren 🙄 Don't creep me dicklicker. U didn't even ask a question stupid lil toad.


    When did u lose ur virginity? Was it a more pleasurable or awkward experience?

    K.


    I was 18 and she already lost her virginity to someone else. It was awkward. She was moaning like crazy so I had to stuff her face in the pillow. That didn't work either, so I slapped her on ass during doggystyle and told her to shutup! I didn't want to get in trouble with her mother. Last thing I remember, I was running home half naked after successfully using her fire escape from her window from the raging swings from the father. He came home early from work that night. It was 37 degrees that day. I haven't seen my girlfriend for 2 months. We wrote love letters to each other a lot though. Lol the social media changed everything.



    If you were chosen randomly to take a one way trip to Mars, would you go?
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  13. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
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  14. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I tink he was referring to ur ex gf Danielle cuz he's a stonecold killa. Lol

    Also, fake it til u make it…check urself before u wreck urself ok Spud.
    who Tambourine? Yep, she had dents all over. But it was so bouncy and it waved every time I slammed it in her hard. It was iight.
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  15. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    All this unwanted attention is immature. And I’m sick of their playskool childish games.
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  16. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I glance at it once, noice. Then move along. It’s just a butt. She’s def not gonna let you touch it. So why stare at it like some fiend? I’m just saying. Females be mad extra. Then I start to think how their pussy smells wearing those tight stuffs. Like how tf does it breathe? 😁
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  17. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
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  18. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    As a conspiracy theorist, I believe there are other lifeforms living in this earth besides humans and aliens. Prime example or evidence supporting my previous statement: we still haven't finished a full investigation of what lives in the deepest parts of our ocean.





    Boom.
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  19. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty I've never been afraid to post a pic of my face EVER… with or without make-up; or with… or without enhancements. Regardless if it was a pic of my 20-30 something or my, now, 50 something yr-old face. lolol. Erm, btw…no supermodel on the face of this planet doesn't look better without some form of additional landscaping & I'm no different. Catfish… my ass!

    so, step your ass up and post a pic, yourself, or STFU.




    But, hey…Here another pic from last night when I was playing on Snapchat, just for your viewing pleasure. muah!



    kk



    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty Woke up to pee, can't go back to sleep :/ so I started playing on snapchat



    and thinking how much i love how these enhancements make me look YOUNG & WONDERMOUS at 3 am in the morning!

    Damn she sexy af🤤
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  20. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    -stone cold stunner 7 angry ducks per month and survive
    -Join any barmitzvah, give the 13 year old 18 dollars and a stone cold stunner.
    -eat less meats and more grains and greens.
    -Drive 40,000 miles
    -Run for a total 3,000 miles
    -Find a girlfriend, finally.
    -aquire a parakeet.
    -capture a cardinal with a poke ball
    -raise it to lvl 35.
    -send it back to its homies.
    -Beat 1,000 players in chess.
    -Cause a distraction from what a random person is doing.
    -Give 1 penny to 10 homeless people.
    -Stare at a girls breast until she sees you staring-keep that exact creepy stare for an additional 10 seconds. No eye contact.
    -Learn how to play the guitar



    What's yours?
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