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2018-08-21 at 4:21 AM UTC
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You're welcome, T.π
Random thought:
I think she likes me.
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2018-08-21 at 3:19 AM UTC
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Exactly like that, baby. ππ
Hope you get home safely and ttylβ€
Definitely. π
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2018-08-21 at 2:49 AM UTC
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LOL his loss, my privilege π
Sorry to hear that pumpkin. I bet your feet, neck and shoulders could use a nice massage right now. With additional kisses and extra compassionate hugs an-and more kisses lolππ
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2018-08-21 at 2:31 AM UTC
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I used to smoke a lot of weed until I found out how ugly I looked afterwards. I hate having red eyes looking like a chinese vampire. Them shits were like clams.
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2018-08-21 at 2:25 AM UTC
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Anytime booππ I was thinking about you today. How's your day been going?
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I sound like future lol wonder why he isn't here...its kinda odd.
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2018-08-21 at 2:11 AM UTC
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Awww!! π€π€π€π€
Iβll be nakey in 2 hrs when I get home
but for now Iβm in scrubs :/
Still super sexy babe. Mmm, mmm, mmm! I love a woman in uniform.πππ
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2018-08-20 at 3:29 PM UTC
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Oooo remember the thanksgiving one?πππ
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2018-08-19 at 7:46 AM UTC
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Originally posted by jedi_darryl
K
I'm dying right now. Oh wait I have to sound like it. Uhhhhh waaaa- sssssssssssssss
This is like the worst subtitle of someone dying I've ever read in my whole life. I sounded like I just got a paper cut. And still, I believe that a single paper cut is more deadly than getting penetrated with a sharper object.
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He looks like that pup from dh, but with a hairpiece.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
ROFL!ππ@ breaststroke ππ
That would have been so hott, Dπ
Would love if you were here π
I feel the exact same way honeybunn. I could only imagine the crazy stuff we'd do if we were successfullly acquainted.ππ
I honestly think you'd rape the heck outta me in such a feisty playful but scary-sexy way.πβ€
*cues the sexual eruption song*
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You're a lifeless pile of steaming cow dung, figuratively speaking. You impetuous, vile, dull creature. I wanna throw a live deer in your face-
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Your main problem: you try too hard. Puny guy.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
*stroke*
*toke*
π€π
Wish I coulda been behind ya to help ya stroke with my hands on both ya breasts and call it a breaststroke. ππ
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Mr. Universe π
Originally posted by jedi_darryl
Wish I coulda been behind ya to help ya stroke with my hands on both ya breasts and call it a breaststroke. ππ
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2018-08-02 at 2:02 AM UTC
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JoeRell vs LarryLegend
Originally posted by infinityshock
because a live deer is going to stand around for that to happen
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Originally posted by infinityshock
save that for your colon…because thats the effect my cock is going to have when i jam it up your asshole.
I will throw a live deer in your face man.
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2018-08-17 at 3:09 AM UTC
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If you see a shadow by the bathroom window, it's just a big raccoon. A very very big raccoon. πβ€β€πππππ!
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Pole is cinnamon den. Disregard what was said earlier. Your fart smells like blah, but not like an oh-snap whew lort kinda blah. No fan needed.
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