Posts by jedi_darryl

2018-05-24 at 4:22 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..

jedi_darryl African Astronaut

Too sexy for this shirt, so sexy it hurts.

My hard rock nips, someone please pinch emmmm!

2018-05-24 at 4:19 PM UTC in How to approach with interest without showing unrelenting repulsive behavior

jedi_darryl African Astronaut

jedi, I'm gonna ask red woman to make jedi a love thread right now. jedi deserve it for understanding. Thanks dood.

2018-05-24 at 4:11 PM UTC in How to approach with interest without showing unrelenting repulsive behavior

jedi_darryl African Astronaut

Coed aphla you need to toilet use the and shit upside down. Motherfucker.

I'm very dominant, so I understand if it makes me sound as if I'm a rapist. Dhers know that I wouldn't hurt a fly. Instead, I'd let the spatula do it. Again and again, with oblivion.

2018-05-24 at 2:47 PM UTC in How to approach with interest without showing unrelenting repulsive behavior

jedi_darryl African Astronaut

Originally posted by itybit Your sounding a bit creepy Daryl

You think that's creepy, I have tons of Barbie dolls naked in my basement.

And a purple wig.

2018-05-24 at 2:44 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment

jedi_darryl African Astronaut

Drinking coffee with my headfones on at Starbucks and rapping out loud in front of these rich, disgusted looks upon the pedestrian faces. I guess they don't like 2pac.

Their faces are like 😕,😓👀👀👂,😯.

2018-05-24 at 2:38 PM UTC in How to approach with interest without showing unrelenting repulsive behavior

jedi_darryl African Astronaut

Thanks for the advice everyone, but I'm inclined to say that it didn't help out.

2018-05-24 at 3:51 AM UTC in How to approach with interest without showing unrelenting repulsive behavior

jedi_darryl African Astronaut

I edited twice because I'm pedantic. Lethargic to even proof read. Ugh😌

2018-05-24 at 3:45 AM UTC in How to approach with interest without showing unrelenting repulsive behavior

jedi_darryl African Astronaut

I'm an extrovert and personally, I've seen some potential these past few months. It's just that, when I'm conversing with them, I see the interests from their lingering and seductive body languages. When it happens, I sometimes lose focus of the conversation and get a little lightheaded because of my split 5-10 second extrasensory perception of erotica with her.

How could anyone be subjected to such a virtue uncertainty, where said interest could also mean I just want fornication, not getting to know anything about you? How's that even fair to someone who'd rather want a relationship? A friend, perhaps? Why everything has to do with sex all the time??

2018-05-24 at 3:12 AM UTC in Nothing on here is real

jedi_darryl African Astronaut

Originally posted by ohfralala We are all losers. What more do they need to know?

The color of our bowel movements on Thursday's and our cereal preference for a lazy morning day?

So from what I've heard.

I'm not saying anything, those are personal questions and I shall be held in contempt. Hmph!😒

2018-05-24 at 3:07 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment

jedi_darryl African Astronaut

Eating Twizzlers dipped in watermelon and watermelon afterwards; sitting down whilst watching the Sopranos.

I wish I had a girlfriend to shove a watermelon in her mouf right now, so she could say nigga followed with profanity. Watermelon and being called a nigga is a superfluous turn on for me, so Sopranos would have to wait. Sorry Artie, I hate to do it, but I think I'm gonna pass. Hey, forget about it, Tony.

Spaghetti.
Meatballs.
Luigi.
Mama mia.

2018-05-24 at 1:37 AM UTC in Polenigga’s morningtime thread

jedi_darryl African Astronaut

Good morning guys. 👋

2018-05-24 at 1:35 AM UTC in i am indian

jedi_darryl African Astronaut

Wow, no where in the history of niggadom states that. So clearly you were mistaken.

2018-05-23 at 11:26 PM UTC in This site is so un-DH forum post fukable man

jedi_darryl African Astronaut

Lolol

2018-05-23 at 11:24 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....

jedi_darryl African Astronaut

Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't make me have to fry your motherboard.

Wut you said bout my mama?

Don't go there with the mama jokes sun, I got that 🔥.

O.T.

Frying some chicken after thawing it out.

2018-05-23 at 11:21 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....

jedi_darryl African Astronaut

Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox Lol hiya, Darryl. 👋😘

Your kiss emoji made me blush and made my heart beat even faster. Gosh you are so hott.😍😘

LJ said hi to me guys, Me! And-and she waved whilst blowing a kiss with the cutest heart on top. And what.😎❤

2018-05-23 at 11:11 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....

jedi_darryl African Astronaut

Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't frighten me, kid.

Damn that sounded aggressive sun. You should be a wrapper or sumn. You could wrap about a contortionist being constricted like a spiral when you sit on a wiener and spin.

Jerk. 😛

2018-05-23 at 11:07 PM UTC in This site is so un-DH forum post fukable man

jedi_darryl African Astronaut

Originally posted by Codebeta You're a pussy…you wouldn't survive the first 15 seconds.

Oooo, so that's why you call yourself the code beta. You sound very confident, but sorry to burst your bubble buttercup, that's pure rubbish. I wouldn't survive 15 and a half seconds. So ha! In your face mister precise man.

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2018-05-23 at 10:58 PM UTC in fuck or pass the pay

jedi_darryl African Astronaut

Rump roast this sexy motherfucker.

2018-05-23 at 10:56 PM UTC in This site is so un-DH forum post fukable man

jedi_darryl African Astronaut

Fite me den.😪

2018-05-23 at 10:54 PM UTC in This site is so un-DH forum post fukable man

jedi_darryl African Astronaut

Originally posted by Red_Woman

Ooo I wanna block you back so bad...you lucky you're mesmerizing...sometimes.

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