Posts by mikeyagain

2019-01-02 at 2:49 AM UTC in Anyone preemptively call in sick?

mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

Originally posted by Fonaplats I get Holiday pay so nope.

Is that a fanciful way of sayin you smoked the bosses pole??

2019-01-02 at 2:43 AM UTC in Anyone preemptively call in sick?

mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

The trick is to get drunk with the boss..

2019-01-01 at 10:35 PM UTC in GGG

mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

Making a thread about a little cunt, means the author is a little cunt..

2019-01-01 at 9:52 PM UTC in Actually being around people IRL is so fucking terrible

mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

Originally posted by Madman God I am so sick of all the homos ganging up on me on this forum.

I'm just sick of the homos..

2019-01-01 at 9:35 PM UTC in Actually being around people IRL is so fucking terrible

mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

Originally posted by Madman It literally drains away my soul and enrages me, I just insufflated 4 mg of klonopin to calm down, It burns so good, I think i'm an angry person

I see automatic weapon in your future..

2019-01-01 at 6:25 PM UTC in I pulled a Bill Cosby last night...

mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

Originally posted by Bill Krozby Some do just not usually older men with dad-bod.

Can you read??

2019-01-01 at 6:18 PM UTC in I pulled a Bill Cosby last night...

mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

Funny how the bitches never go after the poor man... I guess justice is different, when money is involved..

2019-01-01 at 6:04 PM UTC in Are you from Iraq?

mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

Originally posted by Item 9 C̡̪̯̖͎à̶̙̹͖̙̹̥͓̘̗͟ͅͅͅú̵҉̼̠͚̰̪̫̩̩̩͓̰̝͔̤̰͢͞ͅs̷̶͏̲̹̩̭̝è̷̙̭̤͙̥̠͔͙̳͚͉͈͍̗̣̜͘ ̨̲͈̦͎̭͚̪̖̤̖̕͢͜I̵̡̨̛̙͚͎͟ ̷̸̨͙͎͈̠̘ẃ̵̴̵͙̗̙̱̹̺̥͙͉̤͉̟̞̬̟͇̞͘ͅà̵̼̲̣͍̫̝͙̻̜̹̙͔͝n̨̛̲̖͎̩̤̻̞͔͓̞̮͇n͏̷̷̥͍̠͕̮̥͔͔͖͎̪̰͈̣̙͖̼͘ͅą͏̶̺̟̪̖̥̳̤̺̮̮͙̰͎͇̯ ̷̧̭̜̘͉̗̳̼̹̰̟s̛͓̦̦̮̟͚̞̜̤̭͖͔͚͚͉̣̭͎̕é̷̷̺̻͕͉͙̰̬͔͓̟̤̳̯̫͔͢e̡̛̦̲̭͇̦͜͟͡ ̯̗̳͕̰̯͙̤̦̻̯̕͠y̷̝͙͙̣͔͓̫͇̫͚͓̫̮̤̬͖͜͠o̷̸̧̪̦͕̠̬̝͕̗͕̟͍͠u͞͠͏̭͈͍͓̗̩͚̥͉͈͇͚͓͕͙͖͙̮ ̴̡̱̭̬̤̼̩̜̣̕ͅͅB̴̙̤̟̜͔̭͕̪̮͇͈̗̤͍̼̹̪̗̖͘͝a̷̡̛̝͙͓̜̼̳̜͖͓ͅͅg̷̸̼̤͎͞͞h̕͏̧̛͎̮͇̻͈̰̝̠d̡̧͙͓̻͍̗̹̲̪a̵͚̣̱̣̪̘̕͟d̵̸͈̳͖̣̼̖́ ̶̸̪͍̺̜̭̦͈̲̱à͕̗͔̲̱̹͉̳̘̫̟̯̰͖̦̬̣͢s̢̮͎͖̟̕s̴̸̛̝̪͙̭͎̞̱̖̟͖̺ͅ ̸̷̖̭̭̲͈̬͇̬͇̀͘ͅų̸̛̹̳̭͈̯̩̗͓͙̲̺̦̳͔̠̹̩̝͙p̞̠̬͍̗̝̪̙̝̩̳͓̘̗̰̱͘.̘̮͎͕͚̱̤̦͙̯͓̮͞͡ͅ

No, but I have petted a camel toe..

2019-01-01 at 5:57 PM UTC in The most exciting thing to a man in this world is getting...

mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny a chance to babysit.

You must be the uncle Bob, we hear so much about..

2019-01-01 at 4:20 PM UTC in How does Lanny remain a programmer/coder when his drug of choice is alcohol?

mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

Originally posted by They always carry a wet rag in their purses.

😂

That's the low dollar skanks, the high dollar ones invest in generic wet wipes...

2019-01-01 at 3:50 PM UTC in The most exciting thing to a man in this world is getting...

mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

Originally posted by Methuselah Restraining order.

Yeah, those are good for paying the bills of your local politicians...😊

2019-01-01 at 3:06 PM UTC in The most exciting thing to a man in this world is getting...

mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

Originally posted by WellHung Pussy you never expected yourself to get.

The low to that is (6 months later) tryin to get away from said pussy..

2019-01-01 at 2:51 PM UTC in I Just Laughed Out Loud

mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

Ain't nutin funny about having your dick flung out the window...

*quiet snickering*

2019-01-01 at 2:35 PM UTC in WTF is with people changing user names on this site?

mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

Trolling under various user names is a sign of insecurity, and/or paranoia..

2019-01-01 at 5:38 AM UTC in Do cats judge when

mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

Originally posted by Narc But how you gonna distinguish between which kids were ready and willing and which weren't ready?

.

I figured you'd line em up by the wetness??

2019-01-01 at 5:23 AM UTC in God damn I hate all the faggots on reddit

mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

Originally posted by Madman I've gotten in two arguments today, one guy says he uses tor as a VPN, another guy says you can make psilocybin tea with 300 degree water, GOD YOU FUCKING DUMB SHITS DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING AND REDDIT IS FULL OF FUCKING MORONS

You're on the net, quit your bitchin.. What were hoping for??

2019-01-01 at 5:11 AM UTC in I have so much to do :(

mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

Originally posted by Ghost Fuck responsibility

I've tried it, it's very elusive..

2019-01-01 at 4:52 AM UTC in How does Lanny remain a programmer/coder when his drug of choice is alcohol?

mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

How do skanks, manage to be skanks, but only have very little body odor... It's just what it is..😊

2019-01-01 at 4:36 AM UTC in Howdy do

mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

Happy New Year bitches.. Woo hoo..

🖐

2018-12-31 at 11:55 PM UTC in Any chance anyone here has tried the GHB analog MAB (Methyl 4-Acetoxy Butanoate)?

mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

Originally posted by gadzooks I don't think I've ever actually tried BUTT.

I like PUSS though.

They say you shouldn't mix em.. Smells you wouldn't believe, after a day or two.. I'm a witness, and fallen soldier... Whew...

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