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Posts by mikeyagain

  1. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]


    Dem eyes require more than just a pic...
  2. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]


    😊
  3. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Loing This post entirely explains why you are a fat fuck.

    Nothin fat bout me, but my cock...
  4. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Loing I was walking down the street and hauled off in this dude's chest who was walking by me. He doubled over and started wheezing, I turned the corner and kept walking to CVS.

    If you could afford a car, you wouldn't have to walk.. JS..
  5. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Kinda sure ur still a faggot tho. Matthew

    So you're sayin, stinky bedroom??
  6. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Zanick His chronicle of the modern male form is captured here in a series of frames that reveal utterly the naked truth: http://antoniodasilvafilms.com/pix

    Well from your description, I hope you get some bitches in your thread..
  7. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    I once was 22, kept by a 40 yr old woman... I can't bitch..
  8. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    I have a tic going on with my eye now.. Y'all STFU..
  9. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by gadzooks And on that note - I have best be hitting the sack.

    I'm drunk, sleep-deprived, tired, and obsessively/compulsively thinking up acronyms.

    My bed beckons.

    Nobody in it, but it beckons.

    And I must abide, lest I be cast out and sent to the couch.

    Beware the sack, it's counterproductive, or so I've been told...
  10. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by WellHung She had a mental breakdown. She's currently getting treated at a renowned psychiatric facility.

    Being on DH finally caught up with her...😊
  11. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I take lamictal and gabapentin post benzo withdrawl. I don't know if my episodes were partial seizures or not. I don't know how the lamictal affects me rrally, but it doesn't seem to make me any more tired (I think). I highly reccommend gaba

    Gaba is pretty good if you take 3 times your dosage.. The bastards recently made it a controlled substance.. I wish they would leave people the fuck alone...
  12. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Where is Sherri?? Did she get mad at us??
  13. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by 🐿 youre pissing me off.

    Can we get pissing pics??
  14. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by 🐿 Somebody that liked ketchup

    It makes taters better..
  15. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol @ wanted to get back his wife, so shot himself in the face. πŸ˜‚
    He really got her good. ☺

    Shock factor is straight on, but the think thru seems off..
  16. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    I'm a fucking Macgyver...
  17. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Erekshun Oh good eye! If ya can't beat em, join em.

    You mad??
  18. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by CP3_oh 4 axle stands, two front and one rear brake caliper, brake fluid, 6 foot of 1/4 inch od rubber tubing to give me brake lines an enema.

    Is that you, Dog??
  19. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Technologist We had a guy come in that wanted to get back at his wife, so he went into her work and had planned on blowing off his head in front of her. He only shot off his nose. He’s still able to live a regular life, but with a fucked up face.

    He should of just hired a hooker..
  20. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats it was totally wrong…
    I remember my girlfriend at the time would say "it's hump day".
    I assumed that was her way of saying it was some made up sexual holiday.
    These hump days kept happening quite regularly.
    Eventually I grew tired of hump days because it was like schedule sex and sex is hard work for a guy.
    Every hump day I would have to erect a boner then close my eye's and think of some random hot girl I saw that week while I fucked my fat, smelly, covered in dumb ass tattoos girlfriend.
    When i eventually found out what "hump day" was I asked her about it.
    She said "Until you are fucked by your cock you will never understand".
    I miss her fat smelly ass.

    Describe the smell wafting off her fat smelly ass.. I'm in a vicarious mood..
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