Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
I'd soak each single $1 bill in a fat woman's belly button juice and then sell them online for $2 each as "genuine stripper dollars"
I'll take 3
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Originally posted by blaster master
Been fired from 3 jobs in a row, I'm really on a roll. This last one was within 8 working days. Ho ho holy fach.
Fucking money is tight so I bought some wine on my credit card. Filled my freezer with steak before they catch on that I'm not gonna be able to make no payments and shut the fucker off.
Might have some work coming up in Indiana, but it's a long ass drive from my crib and I'm not all that pumped about that. This last job fired me because the foreman kept yelling at me and when I told him not to, the owner let me go and gave me some Jesus piece about how he has to do what's right for his family because he's a follower of the lord and I'm obviously not.
That's kinda how it goes with family businesses tho, if your last name isn't on the check you ain't part of the family, you're just another shithead they act like they dont need.
I think right now with the way the market is, no one really wants to pay a guy with no wife and kids the amount of money that I want to get paid, so I'm going to have to starve a lil bit before I go take some shit ass $14 an hour jobby job.
Was kinda thinking about drying out and cutting my hair, but why not double down on a bad bet for a little while longer? My birthdays in a couple weeks. May just stay on a bender until then.
Yeah Franky, pretty much . it's like it's always something with these fricking guys, with the no-fun and games they play. It's like, if you know how to do it and you're doing it they can't just leave well enough alone and leave you be they make something up to justify why they need to frick with you.
But at the end of the day they have the gold so they makr the rules yet that doesnt make it right fundamentally
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Originally posted by What_a_Kreep
In order for your title post to be an insult the "6 years" really isn't necessary.
6 years without teeth is not worse than 5 years without teeth. It's not like being jobless or homeless where each additional year makes it more pathetic. if you've been toothless for two years chances are you'll be toothless in another 2 year.
You can just say toothless and speaking of toothless I find mocking unfortunate cosmetic defects in others quite TOOTHLESS in deed.
(for all you dum dums toothless is a synonym for tactless)
Hey.. I think you need to calm down...
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Why does Freddy make you announce you're fear like this, Keenan? Does freddy intimidate you or something?
Honestly it doesn't make any since how you fundamentally have him in you're left brain all the time. It's as if he is the one driving you're red racecar , and he's got it redlined at 143mph headed straight off a Cliff, Keenan.
You never really did drive the car though did you , Keenan? You just put you're little head on you're pillow and go to sleep at the wheel. But it's different this time because someone else has the keys to you're ignition and they're about to have them some fun ( bounce Bounce bounce bounce ).
As soon as he crosses the barrier there's no coming back from this. You will go to the little red racecar in the sky. So ask you're self, lil cuzin: is it worth it?
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Probably sales figures from a company that 'makes' fans. Aka they drew a picture of a fan and have the Chinese build it and put you're name on it. Yet thats how you get rich now. Talk about the fleecing of America
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Originally posted by mashlehash
yeah i used to play games with myself like click your feet together three times or you'll go hell
Uh oh, the actual rule is click you're feet four times.. Did you keep track of EXACTLY how many times yoy have ever clicked you're feet? If so there is still hope and just do more clicks until the total reaches a multiple of four. Repost this to save a life put it in atleast two oth3r threads. You have the ball now
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Another OCD one he has…wiping down the shower every time you shower…you have to use 2 rags, one to mop up the water drops off the tiles, bath (it's one of those in the bath ones), faucets/taps etc and then a dry rag to make sure it's completely dry…he'll then go inspect it when you come out of the shower and if you leave 1 single drop on a tile he has a fit.
It's to keep the grout/tiles etc from discoloring is his logic…but again it's taken to OCD/ridiculous levels.
You spend more fucking time cleaning up the shower than you do showering.
We cant all have tight little latinas mop up our messes, like dear old mummy dearest would say
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Originally posted by street_carp
Forcing yourself into that position is one of two ways you can accidentally kill yourself without any external factors (water, gravity, chemicals, weapons). Hyperextension in the spine. The other way is fumbling the "crab" position. One wrong move and your spine just pops in two, instant death.
Bummer man , maybe ill hold off till I learn some spine stretches. I know it's possible to do it healthy because ive seen some of those gymnastic yoga chicks can fold themselves into human pretzels and fart in their own face and they live a healthy lifestyle and dont destroy they're body, its just conditioned to be extremely limber
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I speed up and shake my death-rattle when I see fvcking birbs. Speaking of animals having fun, I was watching PBS with my marm and they were showing how these dolphins are so playful and ornery that they use pufferfish as balls to throw and play catch with. They pick those puffer fish up in their mouths to carry them and throw them out of. If they were to bite too hard the puffer would get torn and seep out fatal neurotoxin but the dolphins are willing to take that risk for a little fun. And they are such smooth operators this pretty much never happens, they rarely even injure the fish
Dolphins truly enjoy pushing it to the limit in all respects, son.
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He would social engineer them into killing themselves and convince the rest of the gunts into helping turning the jail into a totally epix resort. Eveeyone else would be begging to get inside then. This is our Don, and these are his stories
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