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Guess who just got his food stamps!!!!

  1. #21
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley I still think about Semisazas asking me for gourmet food every now and then and chuckle the nigga is begging his online community of friends to buy him something

    then him thinking i'mma get him 165$ in shrimp and sparkling water and 100% white meat chicken tenders and olives and shit

    then him getting a ride there and it's 1 ramen noodle and him thinking there was some mistake LOL

    Hang on, Semi did that to you as well?
  2. #22
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I thought I was the only one he asked.
  3. #23
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Imagine asking a broke brown boy!
  4. #24
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I mean, I'm not broke anymore, but I'm not rich either. I got $2,400 in my bank account currently and I won't get any money until later this month, but $500 will go to my college fees so I don't really keep much. I may also buy my brother a VR headset because he's practically begged me for it even though he has a wife who earns more money than I get from the government on the basis of student loans. Pretty crazy to just ask me and not his wife. I said I would split the costs with his wife because I feel like his wife should be getting him something like that, not his brother. It costs $550 and I wouldn't mind donating $275 but the fact his wife isn't willing to give money for that is pretty lame. Especially because he wants the VR headset so bad. At the same time, I am okay with paying for all of it, as a gift, but then I spend at least $1150 in just one go. I should save up more perhaps. Ughhhhhhh I hate that he asked me -- or begged me -- because now I will feel like a jerk if I don't give it to him.
  5. #25
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm $73,000 in debt as we speak. I will be nearly $100,000 in debt by the time I have received all my student loans. I still have a few months left but I need to use that money for my entire college tuition for the next few years as well as for public transport which is going to cost me $4,000 for the next few years. That's why I can't just lavishly spend my money.
  6. #26
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I remember when I last talked to Semisazas he was begging for food because he was struggling and I was like "Yeah I have ea heart bro." and I asked what supermarket he wanted it from, I figured I would get that nigga a jumbo pack of hot dogs, some bread, peanut butter, ramen noodles.

    First he says no he needs money lol and I was like yeah my nigga I do drugs too lol

    He's like "I can put a list together on the app and send it to you BradleyB and you can just put your payment details and I can go pick it up."

    and I could already see where this was going and I was like "Yeah sure get whatever you need."

    Smoked salmon
    Shrimp my nigga
    cocktail sauce
    lemons
    chicken tenders
    100% white meat chicken tenders
    Perrier Water in glass bottles
    hahaha

    this dumb fucker put together like a 50$ list of gourmet food and showed it to me LOL and I just start giggling i'm like semi that's not gonna last you very long, get more I got tons of food stamps bro, he was like "r u serious bro thank you so much!" and I showed Tortilla the list and he started laughing too

    So the final list he puts together is like 165$ back when 165$ was like a whole cart of food and it's all the best of the best shit you could imagine.

    So I go in the app and tell him if I put in my payment info, i'm not giving him back the log in info and changing the password, he said ok bro no problem, so I go in there and decide to remove everything from the list and get him 1 shrimp ramen noodle ($0.28$).

    LOL and it said it would be available in 30 minutes and he's thanking me so much, telling me how good of a friend I am, saying he will pay me back/help me if I ever need it later.

    He comes back in Tiny chat like 45 minutes later telling met he supermarket he walked a mile to made a mistake and he only got 1 noodle and they don't have a record of anything else haha and I told him they charged my card but tortilla started laughing and semi knew at that moment he was retarded.

    that was a j­ew thing to do
  7. #27
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Shut the fuck up Infinityshock.
    Black chicks have the best booties.

    you will grab your ankles and i will shove something the fuck up somewhere

    niggers asses are like that as padding to protect themselves from the impacts of multiple males starting at an early age

    no one like niggers. not even other niggers
  8. #28
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I'm $73,000 in debt as we speak. I will be nearly $100,000 in debt by the time I have received all my student loans. I still have a few months left but I need to use that money for my entire college tuition for the next few years as well as for public transport which is going to cost me $4,000 for the next few years. That's why I can't just lavishly spend my money.

    you could start an onlyfans. or pimp yourself out
  9. #29
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Is it true that junk food is cheaper than healthy food over there?

    No Bradley is just literally retarded
  10. #30
    It's actually healthier for you to starve. Once your body runs out of nutrients, it goes into emergency mode and starts to consume cancer cells and other unwanted bodily substances.
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  11. #31
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Is it true that junk food is cheaper than healthy food over there?

    Not always, depends how and where you shop, and if hit up sales and whatnot. Brad is just a 75 IQ retard who OOGA BOOGA, BRAD NEED FOOD! And just starts mixing up random bullshit leftover in his kitchen cabinets.
  12. #32
    Ghost Black Hole
    bradley B makes hamburgers with sliced white bread
  13. #33
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock that was a j­ew thing to do

    ya so was thinking i'mma buy someone shrimp and water in glass bottles when they say they're starving and I agree to help them.

    a jedi 4 a jedi.
  14. #34
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley ya so was thinking i'mma buy someone shrimp and water in glass bottles when they say they're starving and I agree to help them.

    a jedi 4 a jedi.

    Then tell them so like a caucasian...not lead them on like a kike
  15. #35
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's actually healthier for you to starve. Once your body runs out of nutrients, it goes into emergency mode and starts to consume cancer cells and other unwanted bodily substances.

    This is pretty smart, I actually do this sometimes I call it living the Corinthian lifestyle , Napa-Style
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  16. #36
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Napa-Style

  17. #37
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock Then tell them so like a caucasian…not lead them on like a kike

    no bro it's semisazas, I told him fuck that let's get you 165$ (the entirety of my food stamps), you know damn well he was gonna just sell this stuff for half price to buy heroin lol and he went all the way there for 1 shrimp ramen noodle so instead of getting all this food/money for heroin/do returns with it, he got a ramen noodle.
  18. #38
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice Not always, depends how and where you shop, and if hit up sales and whatnot. Brad is just a 75 IQ retard who OOGA BOOGA, BRAD NEED FOOD! And just starts mixing up random bullshit leftover in his kitchen cabinets.

    It's not hard to cook healthy if you got money.

    I made spaghetti noodles, chicken tenderloins, cream of mushroom soup, and mixed vegetables with a little garlic and butter yesterday. Pretty fire. But to make 4 bowls of food it was 3 + 5 + 1.50 + 1 + 1 = 11.50

    that's kinda pricy
  19. #39
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley no bro it's semisazas, I told him fuck that let's get you 165$ (the entirety of my food stamps), you know damn well he was gonna just sell this stuff for half price to buy heroin lol and he went all the way there for 1 shrimp ramen noodle so instead of getting all this food/money for heroin/do returns with it, he got a ramen noodle.

    Then stab him in the face to put him put of his misery instead of encouraging his degeneracy
  20. #40
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley It's not hard to cook healthy if you got money.

    I made spaghetti noodles, chicken tenderloins, cream of mushroom soup, and mixed vegetables with a little garlic and butter yesterday. Pretty fire. But to make 4 bowls of food it was 3 + 5 + 1.50 + 1 + 1 = 11.50

    that's kinda pricy

    I cook unhealthy on purpose and it's very expensive
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