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Fona © 11-13-2020 Friday the 13th. Mask Mandate.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Go figure shit is already going wrong.
    Everyone has to have* a mask today.
    The stores are out of toilet paper and meat.
    La Rosa's Pizza closed so now there is NOT A DAMN THING for Chell and I to get delivered unless I wanna pay a Door Dash person to bring me food from 15 miles away.
    I do believe I set myself up for a pretty easy morning at work.
    I had just got a big order dont and unless someone else wrapped it up for me, my morning is going to be spent standing around while a machine wraps a bunch of pallets for me.
    It take a while and all I have to do it press a button to start it.
    I can probably do 12 and hour but it is a lot easier doing more like 8 and hour.
    After bringing the recliner upstairs last night I never went back out to my car to get my coffee mug or my lunch box so I got to do that before work which means at least I will get my car warmed up.

    Where I moved to only seems to have traffic lights on timers.
    When I leave for work it really doesn't matter if I leave last minute or 5 or 6 minutes early because once you hit lights you hit all the lights and one of them takes 5 minutes to change even though I might be the only car using that intersection for the entire wait.
    Still my goal is to not be late.
    I think I was late 1 day already this week...

    Anyways guys, I am going to go put on my pants and eat some breakfast.
    Ttyl
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    G African Astronaut
    Your dumb ass has a proper kitchen now, why you still eating shit take-out lol ?!
  3. #3
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by G Your dumb ass has a proper kitchen now, why you still eating shit take-out lol ?!

    sometimes I forget to get anything out of the freezer to thaw.
    We have been cooking a lot more since we have moved.
  4. #4
    Technologist victim of incest
    Oh waaaaaa Fona has to wear a mask!
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  5. #5
    You JUST NOW started having to wear a mask? I've been wearing one at work for like six months now.
  6. #6
    1st world problems.
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    i call them face diapers
  8. #8
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    masks are a fucking joke.
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  9. #9
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    Too long???

  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Im gonna go get a free tattoo today with my co workers after work
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Ohio sounds like it sucks
  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Mask are gay. Though i have to wear one in front of customers
  13. #13
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Solstice You JUST NOW started having to wear a mask? I've been wearing one at work for like six months now.

    Wearing it as a chin strap.
    Im no pussy libtard.
    The air is mine to breath and I shall.
  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Wearing it as a chin strap.
    Im no pussy libtard.
    The air is mine to breath and I shall.

    I dont think anyone is excited to wear a mask , except for me and others who like the hoodie/mask/sunglasses anonymity combo, but it's hardly a pussy thing to do. In fact, its arguably more pussy to be too pussy to be seen wearing a mask coz someone might think you're a pussy.
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  15. #15
    Speaking of pussy, I'm thinking about adopting a new kitty.
  16. #16
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Speaking of pussy, I'm thinking about adopting a new kitty.

    Me too. Been thinking about it for a few years now. I cant pull the trigger. Too pussy.
  17. #17
    I was looking on craigslist and people want a $200 "pet rehoming fee" for a fucking cat...lololol yeah ok when I go to the ghetto and get pussy for $30.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was looking on craigslist and people want a $200 "pet rehoming fee" for a fucking cat…lololol yeah ok when I go to the ghetto and get pussy for $30.

    Yeah those rehoming fees are weird. Kind of. $200 seems like a lot. It's my understanding that fee is supposed to sort of ensure the person getting the pussy is serious about it and not just willy nilly getting a cheap internet pussy that they arent really gonna take good care of or give a good home to.

    Idk you can go to the cat adoption rescue shelter things here and apply for a pussy and with all the shots and whatnot included plus the fee I think it costs a little over a hundred dollars. That's the route I'll end up going.

    Plus there's this one pussy palace that has roomfulls of pussies that you can just go to and hang out with all day long petting them and holding them and letting them crawl around on you until you find the perfect pussy that you connect with the most. It's just a nice time to go there even if you dont want any pussy and just need something to uplift your mood.
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    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah those rehoming fees are weird. Kind of. $200 seems like a lot. It's my understanding that fee is supposed to sort of ensure the person getting the pussy is serious about it and not just willy nilly getting a cheap internet pussy that they arent really gonna take good care of or give a good home to.

    Idk you can go to the cat adoption rescue shelter things here and apply for a pussy and with all the shots and whatnot included plus the fee I think it costs a little over a hundred dollars. That's the route I'll end up going.

    Plus there's this one pussy palace that has roomfulls of pussies that you can just go to and hang out with all day long petting them and holding them and letting them crawl around on you until you find the perfect pussy that you connect with the most. It's just a nice time to go there even if you dont want any pussy and just need something to uplift your mood.

    Yeah If I do it I'll probably find a local shelter, I know they are always full of young homeless pussy looking for a new daddy.
  20. #20
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    Too long???


    you're starting to look a bit chapped buddy. you're lips go thru so much trauma what with the wind and sunshine and cold temperatures, lets see about getting you some chapstick this weekend
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