I'm happy youre not living in her crawlspace secretly5
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2022-01-10 at 7:10 PM UTC
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mmQ please don't die
Yup, I like mmQutie & I don’t want him to die. Yet.
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2022-01-10 at 5:06 PM UTC
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Lancer rough idle problem
This trick is cheap, easy and worthwhile. Pop the hood in the dark and look to see if you see any sparks from your ignition/spark plug wires going to ground indicating a need to replace the wires. Probably not your problem but an easy check.
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2022-01-10 at 10:02 AM UTC
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I'm glad Bob Faggot is dead
It's like one of those names you have heard a million times but you couldn't pick the guy out of a police lineup if your life depended on it.
That being said it's always sad when a nigga dies, pour one out and smoke a blunt for da nigga ehard
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
None of you kids scare me.
your meter proves it
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Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
Oh ok. Because I thought I read somewhere totsean said he lived in the Philipines and I saw a video someone posted "Of him' at a swimming pool with some white dude going into a house.
DFG is a Paki homosexual. Not only that, he's a pedophile. In his own country, he would be executed or thrown off a rooftop. Funny story, I once convinced him his intelligence agency (Inter-Services Intelligence) was about to conduct a surprise no-knock raid on his home for possession of child pornography. And he actually did have child pornography on his computer. Within minutes, he acid-wiped his entire hard drives on two computers. Then I laughed at his complete stupidity.
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I would like to see that Wozny slip and grab Wariat and fall onto train tracks but then again, change is the best way to be a better person. it wont be so easy for his children to accept him back but yeah.. maybe watching a piece of shit like that get run over by a train slowing down and him rolling and twisting
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However you keep pushing me. pushing over and over.
mmQ
Hey, I'm durrr White Trash Norwegian American and live in da cold and Im trashy and almost sound Canadian, Ehh
Speedy Parker
You're just wrong about everything (breaks to look something up on google) and I have no friends and I don't come here to make friends. I wish death on all of you incels (but then he cries inside at night. sometimes out loud to his collection of guns)
Waluigi
I would like you more if you bought a induro to go riding with me, otherwise, you're old and useless as a would-be friend.
Aldra
I refuse to look at the blinds at night. because 1: I don't have any on my windows and 2: refuse to buy some to prove you're right and that if I call to them, they will visit me. but they're not going to do it unless there are blinds on the windows so I don't have to prove myself wrong
[note: it's the only way to see them btw. they will start peering through the blinds if you open them slightly. its so they won't be proven of their existence that only half of a visual was made. and in their defense they know this would not prove 100 percent of their existence. but they'll visit you on a regular basis once you made contact. and then they will come into your house through the wall. John Lennon and his wife Yoko Ono experienced this several times.]
Vinny the China Man- Man from Asia
I don't like white folks. but even more, I really really hate blacks
Bummy
Kill Whitey. You're all "Niggerman" (which is counter intuitive to me to say)
mmG
Our people from Pakistan have a certain gut bacteria that make us smell really bad to the rest of the world and it is because of this bacteria that I will constantly berate everyone else and try and sound like I'm so fucking intelligent. and i was a Capt. in the AF /US Navy (or some shit lie). in reality I was too fat and drowned in the pool during flight training and was given desk duty the entire time I was in the military.
G "Im like 2 percent body fat. 2 percent. My BMI is like 2"
Donald Trump
"I'm actually §m£ÂgØL but I'm not being as mean to 2K1 because he really was good at come backs and hurt my feelings many times over.., Plus I cry lots now"
SpectraL
" I never had any manifesto. I had no idea what the fuck you were even talking about when I first met you online. I Never saw the thread in the first place and I never even remembered Greenspam nor Digital Avatar from the dialup days let alone totse.com"
yeah. I'm not going to bother fighting back anymore. and I have to go to work but my back hurts like a mother fucker
I wont take my shirt off to show you because Im gross and fat but where my waistline is literally shifted to the left. like it looks as if half my torso is shifted off my beltline. as if I'm half way to being cut in half. it looks fucking weird. I need to go see a chiropractor but my faggoted Med-Cal wont pay for it.
GOT DAMN IT!
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2022-01-06 at 8:24 PM UTC
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Sad update
Originally posted by mmQ
Thinking about inventing recreational artificial human shit that tastes smells feels like the real thing but it's healthy to eat and use as lubricant or mix into protein shakes or whatever.
It's already been done, It's called Taco Bell
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2022-01-06 at 7:38 PM UTC
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Sad update
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Scat play, it's what's for lunch.
Thinking about inventing recreational artificial human shit that tastes smells feels like the real thing but it's healthy to eat and use as lubricant or mix into protein shakes or whatever.
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2022-01-06 at 6:47 PM UTC
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Why don't we breed primates?
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
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2022-01-06 at 6:20 PM UTC
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Sad update
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Was was the name of that fat DH gay dude who pretended to be a woman and talked about bathing in shit and getting ass fucked with a knife?
I sent that knife to Jiggly Booty to use to cut up his vegetables for his stew.
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2022-01-06 at 6:06 PM UTC
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Sad update
I masturbated to this thread
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2022-01-04 at 2:59 PM UTC
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3D Scanner
3d clay nFTs nobody is doing that
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
shitty Wariat tier stuff.
Hey lets see your 3d model before you cast judgement pal
https://opensea.io/assets/0x495f947276749ce646f68ac8c248420045cb7b5e/92361987246126743518262879048655234079580064387299463756989936845844507525121
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I replace my tires when they look like my dad's head.
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2022-01-02 at 6:30 PM UTC
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The Drew Carey Show
Walker told me I have AIDS
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I bought a used Wii
The system is hacked perfectly fine but I am going to stab it with a screwdriver and set it on fire after I get drunk the liquor store opens in a few hours
Originally posted by Meikai
he got da replacement but the usb stick broke and he cant put games on it no more so we gotta get a new usb stik
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2 years of probation and time served because she's a woman.
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Games. what happened to the long distant fake-asian-gf
got faker?
dude, fuck that shit. I can already tell she's having fun with attention. she probably has you and 4 others coming in at different times to see who is the best of the best. scoring each one of you on mannerism, looks, cash on hand etc
maybe dick size meaning she'll fuck all 5 of you which means Someones gonna be passing around VD since 1/5 men have it at any given time (not my stats.. CDC)
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She's trying to say I'm a bad man and get a temporary restraining order against me!~✓~[~[~[[~
andthe case is the day she knows I go to jail for 34 days to start it so I can't fight her getting it cuz she timed it out well.
She says I smoked cannabis cigarettes and drank ICEHOUSE while menacing the neighborhood.
We lived in the ghetto of course I was doing that all day
So my mom thinks I'm being a bad man on the internet but I'm not & all I did yesterday was shit post and play age of Mythology
So the cops served me in 20 seconds or less at my front door and I feel kinda wronged
Now I'll have to explain to ppl why I have a restraining order and imma be 100 with them
I'M A BRAD MAN
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