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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Literally the only video game system I desire to play. Some games for higher level systems are decent but don't tug my heart strings like the 64 does. I have conkers, DK, majoras mask, ocarina, 007 and some other sick trax. Scron also seems to share a nostalgic affinity for the ALFA and OMEGA system that every other release has been tryin to catch up to ever since.

    Does anyone here have starcraft or worms Armageddon they want to sell me? Name a better medium for games ILL WAPE!
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  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Have you done any focusing on coding or developing yourself to make your FU money and live the lifestyle of your dreams?
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  3. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    But honestly. I would never advocate prostitution on the street. disease galore and they're probably paying off their kidnappers who got them over the border.

    But you can legally go to Amsterdam or even Las Vegas (Outside in the desert) and pay for sex. it's legal or tolerated. you can even use a credit card. they'll run it as some business service.

    And morals is a joke. because the reality is if you want to have morals, get a wife. Paying for it this way or pay a girl from a club by buying her breakfast or a pair of shoes the next morning is typical.

    I have never done it but am reserving that right one of these days. as I get old and have cialus in my system.
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  4. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Wariat who calls ass sewer?

    It's the anus. its a stink hole. like a man hole (for men to go into with their probe sticks) and there is gas that comes out of it. its a perfect analogy for the anal.

    LOL
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  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I remember missing the bus because I was hitting the pipe so I called a cab, snorted a line and got there early.

    Imagine trying this but with booze. You are too busy chugging beer so you miss the bus and instead call a cab, do a shot and show up to work drunk as fuck slurring words stumbling all over the place "WOULD YOU RATHER I CALL IN SICK WHEN I'M NOT SICK? I"M TRYING TO MAKE MONEY DOn'T TELL ME TO LEAVE YEAH IM DRUNK BUT I CAN'T REALLY CHANGE THAT CAN I BOSS?????"

    Unless you are a stealth drunk or something but who the fuck goes to work drunk?

    Alcohol gives "being intoxicated at work" a bad name.

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  6. Youd be better off stealing his skin to sell to science. Just set off a stink bomb in the back of the church first to divert attention while you flay the old man
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  7. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I make fun of Republicans.
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The new MS 13 HITLER VARIANT IS RAVAGING YOUR GRANNY AS WE SPEAK AND ALL YOU CAN DO TO STOP THIS IS EVERYTHING WE TELL YOU.

    ITS THE LEAST YOU CAN DO
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  9. Spezmose Houston
    KYLE HITTLERHOUS
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  10. Nile bump
    Get out of my thread.
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  11. Americans are mostly fat, so they're the best and most experienced people to ask about this.
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  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  13. Yeah. First you want 10kb, then you want 12kb, then you want 14kb. What's next, 20kb??
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  14. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    stop drinking so much alcohol. eat a couple of cups of apple sauce. breakfast and before bedtime (2 hours prior)

    drink water slowly, don't gulp it just to get your daily amount. you'll just piss it out.

    if that doesn't work, get citracel or some shit
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  15. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Grylls girlfriend has the body of Humpback the gator. Thick, Big and also is a cannibal.


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  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    dog the bounty hunter was digging in the woods for a week he ran into town covered in mud barking at all the cars until one pulled over to see the former A%E star on his hands and knees growling in the direction of Bryan Laundry's remains

    "WHAT IS IT BOY YOU FIND SOMETHING??? LITTLE TIMMY STUCK DOWN THE WELL?"

    they gave him lots of scooby snax for this victory truly an american heroe

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  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    is that a meeting for flat chested girls uheujheuhe4334333333333333333333333333
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  18. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Sonny boy, back when I was growing up jackets hadn't been invented yet!
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  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I first heard this in a sales training course back in the 80's. While I've not perfectly applied this secret (nobody has) I truly believe it has made a big contribution in the success I have enjoyed. If you want to know what I mean by success listen to the video.

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  20. giddyup Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Wariat Can anyone give me advice on here how to get rid of dudes who interrupt conversaitons and walk up to me and some chick into each other and ruin it? Like what do you say before turning her off or being rude?

    partner you just gotta stomp your cowboy boots down, spit out your cud and tell that cowpoke the news. high noon, 1 shot, 10 paces.

    i had to put down a few fellers for trying to mosey up my cowgirls. a lasso works too
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