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  1. troon African Astronaut
    white. and he'll walk out of jail because of white privilege
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  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Anyone who remembers continually having to edit their config.sys, autoexec.bat files for every fucking game they buy or creating boot disks to run their games or messing around with IRQ/DMA settings to get their soundblaster clone board to work with there other boards knows that is NOT replicated in a virtual environment.

    he can't even get it to turn on, very authentic classic PC experience. FRICK THIS COMPUTER STUFF IM GONNA LISTEN TO MY TAPES INSTEAD
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  3. Back when I built my first 486..an SX 25mhz and I wasn't too au fait with PCs at the time as I was an Amiga user primarily with a 386SX 16 that I barely messed with, my stupid brother "Insisted" is buy an Adaptec Scsi card rather than using the IDE that was on my serial/parallel/IDE card...140 BRRRRRitish pounds I paid for that fucking thing (A fortune to me at the time)..just for the card..had to buy a scsi HD to go with it.

    He claimed the IDE was no good and that scsi was the way to go...as if that slight increase in HD speed fucking mattered to me when I was on a tight budget, the twat...making me spend money on shit I didn't need.
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  4. blaster master victim of incest
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  5. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i bet hillary was there taking pictures when bill was getting his dick sucked by her
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  6. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
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  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I just sent them my resume
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  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    lol at the indian hand
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  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    NOW SELLING THE TEAR DROP OF LARRY LEGEND !!!! !BUY NOW!!!!!! BEST DEAL HOT HOT!πŸ”₯!πŸ”₯!πŸ”₯! πŸ”₯!πŸ”₯!πŸ”₯! πŸ”₯!πŸ”₯!πŸ”₯! πŸ”₯!πŸ”₯!πŸ”₯! πŸ”₯!πŸ”₯!πŸ”₯! πŸ”₯!πŸ”₯!πŸ”₯! πŸ”₯!πŸ”₯!πŸ”₯! πŸ”₯!πŸ”₯!πŸ”₯! πŸ”₯!πŸ”₯!πŸ”₯! πŸ”₯!πŸ”₯!πŸ”₯!

    https://mintable.app/collectibles/item/Larrys-Tear-DH-Collection/M1q8geMBd8VNT6T

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  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Buy Infinityshocks grave! OOoooOooOoo!!!

    https://mintable.app/collectibles/item/Spooky-Halloween-Decorative-NFT-Gravestone-Halloween-Collectible/1vFa3aaB8JNzrIB

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  12. Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Respect your vehicle. If you want to slaw so bad, get an automatic. Unless you drive NASCAR, which is a legitimate sport - don't do that to your significant other. You may have the hottest bod, but it means nothing with your munsch mouth. I highly doubt you sit there and calculate {a relatively high amount} of 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th order derivatives every minute, ok? You don't even practice yoga 30 minutes a day, let alone 45 minutes. Don't molest children so you can go to sleep and "put it in high gear". Automakers made the vehicle to give the land peace, not so you can start a race war over your pyramid scheme.

    Thank you
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  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Nah you got it backwards i haerd they were dropping the X and just calling it "Men" now
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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    a cock painted orange
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  16. A permanban on the guy is just retarded. He's been here three years. We should all spam the shit out of this place.
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  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    He is a good goy and didn't do anything
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  18. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    It’s never too late to learn something new. With as quickly as things change, you could be at an advantage versus older coders who learned outdated languages and processes.

    A piece of advice, start with your goal and work your way backwards. Find the jobs you want and read the qualifications. To take it a step further, reach out to some hiring managers to see what they are looking for and what you would need in order for them to hire you. You might be surprised. You will at least know what to shoot for so you don’t end up with credentials that aren’t the right fit.
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  19. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Someone called 911 about a "machine gun mounted on a car". It was the Google maps car...

    "911, what's your emergency?"
    "THERE IS A GODDAMN ROCK ON MY LAWN. A ROCK."
    "Um... A rock?"
    "DID YOU NOT F*CKING HEAR ME? THERE IS A ROCK ON MY LAWN. SOMEONE DID THIS ON PURPOSE. A GODDAMN ROCK IN MY LAWN. I HAD TO DRIVE AROUND IT ON MY LAWNMOWER. A GODDAMN ROCK."
    "What's your address?"
    "You're f*cking 911 and you don't know my goddamn address? What the f*ck are my taxes paying you for? F*cking useless. Goddamn rock."
    "Sir, what is your address?"
    "LOOK AT ME ON GOOGLE EARTH YOU CAN SEE ME BECAUSE THERES A GODDAMN ROCK IN MY LAWN!"

    "What's your emergency?"
    "MY CAT JUST SCRATCHED ME!!"
    "Is it a serious wound? are you bleeding?"
    "No, but it really hurt!"



    A caller dialed 911 at 04:00am on a Saturday morning and asked: "Where is the best place to get a bacon sandwich right now?"


    "911 what is your emergency?"
    "I have an intruder in my house."
    "Okay, what is your address?"
    "It's a bird."

    WellHung: 911 What's your emergency
    Him: "My Grandma's really starting to piss me off"


    a lady call 911 because she saw whales in the ocean and thought they were in distress.



    People call several times a day about squirrels in their yard. Not even squirrels that are acting weird, just squirrels.
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  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    it's almost santa hat season

    order 1000 pink hats from china and sell them to the trendy girls around xmas



    nobody ever has the BLUE santa hat oh man

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