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I tried to start this year off loving and kind

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    However you keep pushing me. pushing over and over.


    mmQ

    Hey, I'm durrr White Trash Norwegian American and live in da cold and Im trashy and almost sound Canadian, Ehh


    Speedy Parker

    You're just wrong about everything (breaks to look something up on google) and I have no friends and I don't come here to make friends. I wish death on all of you incels (but then he cries inside at night. sometimes out loud to his collection of guns)


    Waluigi

    I would like you more if you bought a induro to go riding with me, otherwise, you're old and useless as a would-be friend.


    Aldra

    I refuse to look at the blinds at night. because 1: I don't have any on my windows and 2: refuse to buy some to prove you're right and that if I call to them, they will visit me. but they're not going to do it unless there are blinds on the windows so I don't have to prove myself wrong

    [note: it's the only way to see them btw. they will start peering through the blinds if you open them slightly. its so they won't be proven of their existence that only half of a visual was made. and in their defense they know this would not prove 100 percent of their existence. but they'll visit you on a regular basis once you made contact. and then they will come into your house through the wall. John Lennon and his wife Yoko Ono experienced this several times.]


    Vinny the China Man- Man from Asia

    I don't like white folks. but even more, I really really hate blacks


    Bummy

    Kill Whitey. You're all "Niggerman" (which is counter intuitive to me to say)


    mmG

    Our people from Pakistan have a certain gut bacteria that make us smell really bad to the rest of the world and it is because of this bacteria that I will constantly berate everyone else and try and sound like I'm so fucking intelligent. and i was a Capt. in the AF /US Navy (or some shit lie). in reality I was too fat and drowned in the pool during flight training and was given desk duty the entire time I was in the military.


    G "Im like 2 percent body fat. 2 percent. My BMI is like 2"



    Donald Trump

    "I'm actually §m£ÂgØL but I'm not being as mean to 2K1 because he really was good at come backs and hurt my feelings many times over.., Plus I cry lots now"


    SpectraL

    " I never had any manifesto. I had no idea what the fuck you were even talking about when I first met you online. I Never saw the thread in the first place and I never even remembered Greenspam nor Digital Avatar from the dialup days let alone totse.com"



    yeah. I'm not going to bother fighting back anymore. and I have to go to work but my back hurts like a mother fucker



    I wont take my shirt off to show you because Im gross and fat but where my waistline is literally shifted to the left. like it looks as if half my torso is shifted off my beltline. as if I'm half way to being cut in half. it looks fucking weird. I need to go see a chiropractor but my faggoted Med-Cal wont pay for it.

    GOT DAMN IT!
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    lol mmq on there twice
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    You didn't do me
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    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice You didn't do me

    That’s what she said
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Solstice You didn't do me

    Ooops.. sorry. who else did I leave out.

    I have to go to work now though


    Solstice

    "You're clearly a fed playing a derp guy and is currently sitting outside of my house in Ohio or at least I think you are. in fact, the Feds have learned how to remote view from the great former KGB and from the years of tax paid research at Stanford hosted by the ascended Dr-Lt Col Michael Aquino before Obama pulled his funding.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood lol mmq on there twice

    mmG v mmQ
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  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That was a good insult WOZNY. I sound canadian. Fucking BURN.
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    A stab in the back is worth waiting for tonight
    He's seen enough joy for today
    A sudden attack would just start the evening right
    And maybe a penance to pay

    Thunder and lightning
    Electric machines
    These are the devils that shout in his dreams

    Double the pain
    He's strong, he will survive
    Double the pain
    It will make him come alive
    Double the pain

    Games of the heart, not fair, and you can't win
    But torture and anger can play
    You've never said no to just another spin
    And loosing is one step away

    Friendly confusion, like nothing you've seen
    These are the demons that shout in his dreams

    A slap in the face, to bring him back around
    It's a touch like cool morning rain
    He's fallen from grace, and slammed to the ground
    And begs for some more of the same

    Thunder and lightning
    Eccentric machines
    These are the devils that shout in his dreams

    Double the pain
    I'm sure I saw him smile!
    Double the pain
    Let's kick him for a while!
    And double the pain


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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ That was a good insult WOZNY. I sound canadian. Fucking BURN.

    are you upset with me. is it over with any small friendship or bonds we may have created between the two of us?

    did I let you down for saying you sounded Canadian?
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    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Commit Woznycide
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I would like to see that Wozny slip and grab Wariat and fall onto train tracks but then again, change is the best way to be a better person. it wont be so easy for his children to accept him back but yeah.. maybe watching a piece of shit like that get run over by a train slowing down and him rolling and twisting
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    No that's not a good thing.


    has anyone ever been filmed getting hit by an asteroid? a small one. about the size of a basketball.

    LOL
  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    Wozny, let me call you on the phone
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    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Ooops.. sorry. who else did I leave out.

    Me
  15. #15
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Me as well, but i am generally kind as a rule, so you know...
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    sophie u are a pretty kind person in our community. It's always kinda nice to read your uplifting posts, I think that's why Kevin fell in love with you.
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    Beware of self declared "nice guys"
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    Bradley Florida Man
    do something like this

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley do something like this


    Lol I thought the audio must have cut out when he was doing GreyFox (that was also ArmsMerchant right?) then realized he was just doing a moment of silence to illustrate he literally had no future whatsoever.
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  20. #20
    Bradley Florida Man
    whatever happened to him?

    I thought spectral was him as well for a brief moment but i was wrong about that apparently,,, idk?
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