2018-12-19 at 7:46 AM UTC
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I want to be a member of the He-Man Women Haters Club.
2018-12-19 at 7:42 AM UTC
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Penny Marshall died
I was amazed at the movies she had directed. I had no idea.
A League of Their Own
Madonna, Tom Hanks, Rosie O'Donnell
A League of Their Own is a 1992 American comedy-drama film that tells a fictionalized account of the real-life All-American Girls Professional Baseball League. Directed by Penny Marshall
Awakenings
Robert De Niro, Robin Williams, Vin Diesel
Awakenings is a 1990 American drama film based on Oliver Sacks' 1973 memoir of the same title. It tells the true story of British neurologist Oliver Sacks
Big
Tom Hanks, Jon Lovitz, Elizabeth Perkins
Big is a 1988 American fantasy comedy film directed by Penny Marshall, and stars Tom Hanks as Josh Baskin, a young boy who makes a wish "to be big" and is then aged to adulthood
Riding in Cars with Boys
Drew Barrymore, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Brittany Murphy
Riding in Cars with Boys is a 2001 film based on the autobiography of the same name by Beverly Donofrio about a woman who overcame difficulties, including being a teen mother
The Preacher's Wife
Whitney Houston, Denzel Washington, Lionel Richie
The Preacher's Wife is a 1996 Christmas romantic comedy-drama family film directed by Penny Marshall, and starring Denzel Washington, Whitney Houston, and Courtney B. Vance.
Jumpin' Jack Flash
Whoopi Goldberg, Phil Hartman, Jon Lovitz
Jumpin' Jack Flash is a 1986 spy comedy film starring Whoopi Goldberg. The film was directed by Penny Marshall in her theatrical film directorial debut.
Renaissance Man
Mark Wahlberg, Danny DeVito, Stacey Dash
Renaissance Man is a 1994 American comedy film directed by Penny Marshall, and stars Danny DeVito, Gregory Hines, James Remar, Cliff Robertson and Mark Wahlberg in his film debut.
Women Without Men
Penny Marshall, Dyan Cannon, Lorraine Bracco
Women Without Men is a 2010 film directed by Penny Marshall
Haven't even made it to middle of 60s quite yet.
2018-12-18 at 5:59 PM UTC
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I Met A jedi Woman Yesterday
She asked me for my number.
I told her we don't do that any more.
Sniff their bicycle seat.
2018-12-18 at 4:58 PM UTC
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Farm your lawn
I got my Aldi ad in the mail yesterday.
10 lb. bag of Russet potatoes for $1.49.
Green beans for $1.49/lb.
Mandarin oranges $2.59/3 lbs.
Yams $.33/lb.
Spiral sliced half ham (Christmas special) $.95/lb. Others for $1.89 or $2.99/lb.
Beef tenderloin or rack of lamb $9.99/lb.
2 lbs. brown or powdered sugar $.95.
1 lb. butter quarters (salted or unsalted) $1.99.
5 lbs. all purpose flour $1.69.
4 lbs. granulated sugar $1.39.
7 varieties of Winking Owl wine $2.89.
Does she have to have a beard?
Won't that harm circus side shows?
2018-12-17 at 8:39 PM UTC
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Farm your lawn
How does that birds and bees thingy work?
Do I have to buy flowers?
Well, now that we know what you are, we can haggle over the price!
Bend over, Boo.
I've got a nice new crisp 10 dollar bill with your name on it.
2018-12-16 at 5:59 PM UTC
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Cupocheer Is Back
I work in a pawn shop in Vegas.
2018-12-16 at 5:51 PM UTC
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Cupocheer Is Back
Do you think she learned her lesson?
