2019-01-13 at 6:03 PM UTC
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Why is ~L J~ a member here?
I was an HVAC service tech working on your furnace that you decided to place your cat litterbox next to and sweating my ass off in 100+ degree weather in the summer while working 60 hour weeks and getting laid off most of January and February. They did keep me working in the winter just enough to not have to pay me unemployment.
Privileged? I busted my ass.
My "new" mailman is an idiot and fucks up my mail at least once a week. I know I should have gotten 4 letters yesterday because I have what is termed "Informed Delivery" from the post office which e-mails you pictures of the mail you are to receive that day. Apparently they take a picture of every piece of mail (less ads/fliers and magazines). Free to anyone. Just go to the postal service site and sign up.
Hibernating.
Got 10 inches of snow and waiting for it to melt.
I've got a question: I didn't get my mail yesterday. What ever happened to that "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds." Is that no longer followed?
2019-01-13 at 5:36 PM UTC
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Are you an invention?
I'm a figment of your imagination.
2019-01-13 at 5:33 PM UTC
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Why is ~L J~ a member here?
I think Grimace is implying that you come on as too sweet to be associated with the usual degenerates, mother rapers and father stabbers here in the NIS Group W bench.
Me, I personally find you to be a breath of fresh air amongst the pile of rotting humanity.
Also, please pm that picture to me. You know I'm too pooter stupid to forward it, even if I wanted to! lol
2019-01-11 at 4:20 PM UTC
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Technologist is a nurturer...
I need to be cuddled and suckle on your breasts, Tech.
You should get one of those things advertised on TV that sucks the goo out of your zits and pores.
2019-01-10 at 7:06 PM UTC
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Life is Total
Are your legs spread and panties off?
Let's meet at the St. Louis Arch. It's shut down by Trump now and therefore just seems appropriate. We're also predicted to get up to 7 inches of snow this weekend that would just add to the fun!
So...the bites weren't fatal?
Hope springs eternal.
It has been scientifically proven that 100% of suicides regret having gone through with it.
Are these all hot wings?
How raw is your asshole? Rarer than after Boo gets done with it?