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A thread for those concerned about the current condition of my spider bites...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, the welts are still very swollen and red and raised high above normal skin level..
    Can still feel the Venom concentrated in the bites... the Fang intrusion marks are still clearly outlined on several bite locations... i anticipate a full two weeks will be needed for entire healing to occur.
  2. #2
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    So...the bites weren't fatal?

    Hope springs eternal.
  3. #3
    Protip for venom removal next time you get a bite.

    Immediately get a shampoo bottle (or other such squeezable bottle. empty it out and crush all the air out of it...put a small hole in the bottom, place the mouth of the bottle over the bite and then suck with all your might the hole you just made on the other end.

    It's a trick I learned back in my old Army days when we were in remote jungles...the hardest part is finding a shampoo bottle in the jungle.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    You should get one of those things advertised on TV that sucks the goo out of your zits and pores.
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