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2019-02-13 at 3:55 PM UTC in Jiggaboo Johnson has never fuxked a broad named Rhonda...Were all 3 DHers?
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2019-02-12 at 9:18 PM UTC in Weight Loss Tip For Fat GirlsSend pictures of yourself in the shower, please.
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2019-02-12 at 9:02 PM UTC in Weight Loss Tip For Fat GirlsThank you, Tee Hee!
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2019-02-12 at 8:58 PM UTC in just smashed my finger in a sheet metal sheer, come get drunkj with me in TCWasn't the guard on the sheer or was the guard what did the smashing?
Did you get it sewed back on or just had the secretary kiss it and make it all better? -
2019-02-12 at 8:55 PM UTC in Weight Loss Tip For Fat GirlsIt's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful. It involves shampoo when it runs down your body while you shower with it. I don't know why someone didn't figure this out sooner!
When you wash your hair, the shampoo runs down your whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this claim:
"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
No wonder you have been gaining weight! Get rid of that shampoo and start showering with Dawn dish soap instead. Its label reads:
"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE." -
2019-02-12 at 5:01 PM UTC in Picking a song for my wedding
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2019-02-11 at 8:48 PM UTC in The Queen calls EMERGENCY FAMILY MEETINGWill the royals name a son Leroy or a daughter Sholanda?
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2019-02-11 at 6:49 PM UTC in Ohfralala pussy pic leakedArcher dates the Bearded Lady every time the circus comes to town.
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2019-02-11 at 6:34 PM UTC in What do you do to score pussy?More like Astro-Glide.
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2019-02-10 at 11:19 PM UTC in How do I answer questions like these?Honestly?
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2019-02-10 at 9:36 PM UTC in WhorescopesHow do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her. -
2019-02-10 at 9:33 PM UTC in Niggas deserve Oscars for being such convincing actors
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2019-02-10 at 9:25 PM UTC in Niggas deserve Oscars for being such convincing actorsGod damn it!
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2019-02-10 at 7:52 PM UTC in Niggas deserve Oscars for being such convincing actors
Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lavages lannys luscious labia lips with large lovely ladles of love lube and he likes it a lot.... I fallen 13' and landed on my ass on a concrete driveway and walked away. I've seen people trip on a sidewalk and break a tibia (big lower leg bone) and one of the forearm bones where an ambulance had to cart them off.
FAT ASS
FAT ASS FAT ASS
FAT ASS FAT ASS FAT ASS -
2019-02-10 at 7:42 PM UTC in Random ThoughtsLeftover chili today.
It just gets better with age. (Just like Tech!) -
2019-02-10 at 7:40 PM UTC in Lanny, When Are You Going To Ban Repeat Posters Of Inverted Crab Dick?
Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lavages lannys luscious labia lips with large lovely ladles of love lube and he likes it a lot.. suck the cock, you hikokomori bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQJzK3QQl4k -
2019-02-10 at 6:46 PM UTC in Random ThoughtsSend nekkid pictures while they're still desirable, ya old broad!
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2019-02-10 at 6:39 PM UTC in Star Trek: Kirk or Picard?Denny Crane!
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2019-02-10 at 6:38 PM UTC in Lanny, When Are You Going To Ban Repeat Posters Of Inverted Crab Dick?What a pathetic life you must have.
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2019-02-09 at 7:14 PM UTC in You are being watchedIf they're watching me, I hope they send me pictures of their pussy.