How do I answer questions like these?

1. 2019-02-10 at 10:41 PM UTC

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   Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
   
   
   It's for a job assessment.
   
   Do I just click Very like me for all good ones and Not at all like me for the bad ones?
2. 2019-02-10 at 10:50 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   No, they make these things so they can tell if you’re BSing them. Yes to all the good, and no to all the bad will signal BS. Just be you, but embellish a little bit!
3. 2019-02-10 at 11:14 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   They want you to be confident in your abilities, and to not break or bend the rules or company standards for emotional reasons. I don't know if they actively look at these or if they just put it through the computer.
   
   You can put about half as very like me and half as like me, and vice versa for the not like me, very not like me.
4. 2019-02-10 at 11:18 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kAyHx_1549758117
5. 2019-02-10 at 11:19 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Honestly?
6. 2019-02-10 at 11:19 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   judging by your work history I dont even know why you are bothering filling this out
7. 2019-02-11 at 12:42 AM UTC

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   Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats judging by your work history I dont even know why you are bothering filling this out

   
   Thanks for the vote of confidence.
   
   I filled out the form. I think I might have not put myself down as being assertive enough.
   
   I don't especially want this particular job anyway.
8. 2019-02-11 at 12:52 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed I don't especially want this particular job anyway.

   
   You haven't had a job in over 10 years.
   You are 34 years old now.
   Stop trying to fuck your life up.
   Your cancer is probably just going to come back anyway.
   Enjoy your involuntary retirement.
9. 2019-02-11 at 12:58 AM UTC

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   Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats You haven't had a job in over 10 years.
   You are 34 years old now.
   Stop trying to fuck your life up.
   Your cancer is probably just going to come back anyway.
   Enjoy your involuntary retirement.

   
   Harsh. What's up with you?
10. 2019-02-11 at 1 AM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed
    
    It's for a job assessment.
    
    Do I just click Very like me for all good ones and Not at all like me for the bad ones?

    
    I hate silly shit like that.. Good luck tho...
11. 2019-02-11 at 1:11 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    don't answer and tell them personality tests are for fags
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra, 
    • The Self Taught Man
12. 2019-02-11 at 1:13 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    I'm #1 SO WHY TRY HARDER LOL?
13. 2019-02-11 at 2:24 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny don't answer and tell them personality tests are for fags

    
    you must be an expert in taking personality tests/
14. 2019-02-11 at 2:32 AM UTC

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    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]

    Originally posted by Lanny don't answer and tell them personality tests are for fags

    
    Yeah, well apparently I'm looking for a job for a fag cos I'm done dealing with your neoliberal friends.
15. 2019-02-11 at 3:42 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    who exactly are my neoliberal friends?
16. 2019-02-11 at 3:46 AM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    The fuck is a Neoliberal??
17. 2019-02-11 at 3:53 AM UTC

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    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]

    Originally posted by Lanny who exactly are my neoliberal friends?

    Who is your employer?
    
    

    Originally posted by mikeyagain The fuck is a Neoliberal??

    The current ruling ideology in the west. For instance Facebook, Google, Grammarly, etc. are all neoliberal.
    
    It would be hard to name a successful and expanding company that isn't neoliberal.
18. 2019-02-11 at 4:05 AM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Who is your employer?
    
    
    The current ruling ideology in the west. For instance Facebook, Google, Grammarly, etc. are all neoliberal.
    
    It would be hard to name a successful and expanding company that isn't neoliberal.

    
    Thanks for getting back to me..
19. 2019-02-11 at 4:09 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mikeyagain Thanks for getting back to me..

    
    Thanks for saying thanks
20. 2019-02-11 at 4:26 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Who is your employer?

    
    That doesn't answer my question