2019-02-26 at 5:07 PM UTC
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everything is perfect
Puppy...it's what's for dinner!
She tampoons him with used ones in his mouth when he snores.
Take my wife...PLEASE!!!
How you doin', sugar tits?
Are you horny too?
You don't mind if I feel them titties up, do you?
Damn, you've got one fine ass!
Spread those legs just a little bit more, will you? I'm trying to see if you're wearing underwear or not.
Send nekkid pictures.
Her name was Rosie, but she was kind of a pig.
2019-02-25 at 5:13 PM UTC
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Boo Who?
Well, he is full of shit.
2019-02-25 at 4:36 PM UTC
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Boo Who?
Don't make me cry.
Boo hoo hoo.
NOTE, LADIES: Do not let Boo near your hoo-hoo.
2019-02-25 at 4:12 PM UTC
in
Boo Who?
Only non-carbs.
He likes to eat your meat.
North America, Central America or South America?
2019-02-25 at 2:49 PM UTC
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Boo Who?
Is it true Jiggaboo's favorite tv show is Dr. Who?
Like I said...I'm old and things have a tendency to get limper. lol
Sorry, not interested.
I'm old and set in my ways.
I'm lucky, I guess in that I can never see myself as a junkie. First off, I can't stand needles and always turn my head at the doctor's when they bring one out. Secondly, I don't like feeling stupid. I was given some Oxycodone a few years back when I broke my collarbone. They helped with the pain for a few days but I couldn't wait to get off of them. They just made me feel like I had lost half of my brain. I just felt like a moron.
I used to drink quite a bit but never could drink for more than a couple of days before my body required a "time out". I just couldn't sustain being consistently drunk.
Tech is still a young and sexy broad to this old timer.
Everything is relative.