I remember, quite a few years back, when Randy Jackson was everywhere with his "dawg" act when I was at a bar and some clown said something to me ending in "dawg" whereby I replied that I wasn't his "dawg", but that I'd make him my "bitch" if he called me that again.
The Plumber's Creed
Shit don't roll uphill.
Your shit is my bread and butter.
Payday is Friday.
I think there are more, but I forget. Anyone else know more?
2019-05-28 at 9:37 PM UTC
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Joints vs. Blunts vs. Bongs
The munchies and free continental breakfasts make Mattchew fatter and sluggisher.
2019-05-28 at 5:47 PM UTC
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Happy Women...Oxymoron?
Q. Are you sure to not be a selfless lover so that your woman has an orgasm when you have sex?
A. Women have orgasms?
2019-05-28 at 5:43 PM UTC
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I got a bunch of tornados.
I got a tornado in my trousers for Tech!
My ex father in law was a dentist.
His license plate was OPN-YDE.
2019-05-28 at 5:32 PM UTC
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Can children be gay?
I'm pretty sure the dad is gayer than the kid.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Actually wishing the two he had still worked.
lololol
2019-05-28 at 5:19 PM UTC
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I got a bunch of tornados.
Did you not get blown by your ugly girlfriend?
2019-05-28 at 4:52 PM UTC
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Happy Women...Oxymoron?
Now To Love
Expert reveals women are happiest when single without kids
Anita Lyons
Could being a singleton be the answer to every woman's problems? According to new research, being single doth make you happier than being in a relationship. Could being a singleton be the answer to every woman's problems? According to new research, being single doth make you happier than being in a relationship.
All the single ladies, put your hands up!
And if you like being single, then don't put a ring on it because according to a recent study, women are at their most happiest when unattached and childless!
Behavioural scientist, Paul Dolan, revealed that traditional benchmarks, such as marriage and children, were no longer signs of fulfilment and don't line up with happiness.
"The healthiest and happiest population subgroup are women who never married or had children," he said when speaking at the Hay Festival in the United Kingdom over the weekend.
According to Mr Dolan, men tended to benefit from marriage because it reduced "risk-taking" behaviours and "calms them down" a bit.
"You earn more money at work, and you live a little longer," he added.
"As for your calming, un-risky wife? Well, she, on the other hand, has to put up with that, and dies sooner than if she never married." HA! Maybe we shouldn't put a ring on it after all?
"We do have some good longitudinal data following the same people over time, but I am going to do a massive disservice to that science and just say: if you're a man, you should probably get married; if you're a woman, don't bother."
Other studies revealed that married people are happier on average - but it's more likely due to having a dual income as well as the emotional support of a partner.
Then there is the stigma that comes with being single over a certain age - and honestly - this one is pretty expected.
According to the research, single women may report dissatisfaction due to the constant questioning by others of your life choices - and it's safe to say, with all that pressure, anyone could go a little mad!
And then there was this finding:
"Married people are happier than other population subgroups, but only when their spouse is in the room when they're asked how happy they are. When the spouse is not present: f---ing miserable." HA!
Dolan's latest book Happy Ever After cites research from the American Time Use Survey and the statistics showed that "unmarried people report 'lower levels of misery' than their married counterparts".
So, if maybe if happiness isn't on the cards, you could always settle for low levels of misery!
2019-05-27 at 10:31 PM UTC
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Nudes of HTS
Needed a good laugh?
Send nekkid pics!
2019-05-27 at 10:22 PM UTC
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I think Juicebox is gone.
Eenie-meenie miney mo, catch an In.Spacer by the toe.
I don't know and am glad to be so ignorant. My draft number, I believe, was around 125 or so but, luckily, the war ended just before I would have gotten drafted myself.
