Iron Ree
African Astronaut
[my flyspeck near-blind refund]
Originally posted by WellHung
Sorry u won't get the chance to use ur recently purchased, limited edition, one of a kind, special solar eclipse glasses. Better luck in 2043, my friend.
Those are soy glasses. I don't need fucking soy glasses to look at the Sun. That's cuck shit OH NO ARE MY SOY GLASSES REAL OR NOT BETTER BE SAFE THROW THEM OUT AND BUY A NEW PAIR like yeah okay 🆗 I'll just look at the Sun ☀️🌞 like my ancestors did for thousands of years
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Originally posted by Warcry
imagine her putting like some stupid looking ro fake or made out of paper eye lashes on and doing tounge kisses at you and just annoying the shit out of you calling you with her friend at her pads at all sorts of times telling you to get your hunchback ass back to your pad so you an get on cam with her. being so fucking annoying but perverted and like sexually advanced she would tell you or even know more than women how to explain shit how females they dont get a hard on but they get like a tingle it behaves similar to a male hardon or some shit. like shed understand and be abel to explain to you complex shit. like a vibration when they egt horny she would tell you.n
I'd fuck your ass into a hula hoop
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